My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos... ruined dreams... this wasted land. But most of all, I remember the Toad Warrior. The man we called "Toad...
2019-05-27 06:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill are joined by Ray Carlisle of Teenage Bottlerocket! They talk about trucker songs, the other Ray Carlisle, threatening your kids...
2019-05-23 11:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone,
We hope you all enjoyed Ska day, because of you we were able to get Bill de Blasio to admit his love of ska. Stay tuned for more cool stuff comin...
2019-05-22 21:09:41 +0000 UTC View PostGang,
Thanks so much for deciding to back us on patreon. Badass. We can't wait to send you your gifts (on may 24th when the promo ends). But first we need to know uhhhh where to se...
2019-05-20 19:12:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Didn’t like the finale of Game of Thrones last night? Well check out the Game of Thrones of 1989… the Legend of Zelda cartoon! This episode, Link gets cucked hard by the gorgeous Prince Facade,...
2019-05-20 08:16:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance chats with Matt and Bill about the worst adult surgeries, emos as the new endangered species and getting pin...
2019-05-16 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone,
Great news. We passed 100 patrons and that means Ska Day will be coming to you next week. All ska headlines, all day. Nobody asked for it, ...
2019-05-15 00:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post
A trend continues this week, as the boys discover a new favorite episode. In the live action bullshit, Cher comes over and then Mario accidentally switches bodies with her dog, prompting Mark and J...
2019-05-13 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Walter Schreifels of Gorilla Biscuits and Youth of Today joins Matt and Bill as they talk CBGBs, the original big titty goth girlfriends and 1...
2019-05-09 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the SMBSS! This episode is a doozy! Mario gets his brother Luigi break dancing lessons from the legendary(?) Shabba Doo, star of Breakin’ and Breakin’ 2: Electric...
2019-05-06 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, The Hard Times and Hard Drive crew has another batch of headlines for our $10 level patrons to pose. If you have posed a headline before that doesn't mean you can't pose another one...
2019-05-03 20:11:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast! Wes Eisold of Cold Cave and American Nightmare joins Matt and Bill to talk headshots, Boston and playing Tony Hawk.
2019-05-02 23:19:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Mario and the gang go on a space odyssey, as they crash land on a Mars-like planet and wind up as members of Moonman Koopa’s intergalactic chain gang alongside a double snouted alien race known a...
2019-04-29 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, The Hard Times and Hard Drive crew has another batch of headlines for our $10 level patrons to pose. Give them a look below. If you want to pose a Hard Drive headline email jeremy@t...
2019-04-25 16:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Look, I’m not going to sugar coat it. Keith Morrison of Off! And Black Flag talks A LOT on this episode. I mean like non stop. To try to sum...
2019-04-25 11:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s a bounty on Toad’s head after he owes a fryguy 60 gold coins so Mario and Luigi enter into a Mad Max: Fury Road style BMX race through the desert to win his freedom. They might even win...
2019-04-22 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Friend of Allen Ginsburg and Cro-Mags founder Harley Flanagan joins Matt and Bill on the podcast today. They talk tire buddies, jiu-jitsu, PTS...
2019-04-18 10:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, thank you for your continued support of The Hard Times and Hard Drive. I have compiled a list of headlines for patrons at the $10 level to look over and see if there is something yo...
2019-04-18 00:03:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Super Show Show! Hall of Famer Magic Johnson stops by the Mario Brother’s apartment in this week’s live action segment to, you guessed it, show off some actua...
2019-04-15 10:59:59 +0000 UTC View PostContact bill@thehardtimes.net if any of these interest you.
Headlines That Need to be Posed:
Punk Has Heard of Father But Never Seen Him Live.
Co-Worker a Bit of a Mus...
2019-04-12 04:07:17 +0000 UTC View PostHere's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill are joined by Noi!se member and US Soldier Matt Henson. They talk gun control, racism, stabbing, armed forces and all sorts of b...
2019-04-11 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The hilarious Maffew from Botchamania joins Mark and Jeremy to discuss Rowdy Roddy Piper’s appearance on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Roddy lent his prized bagpipes to Mario and Luigi who tu...
2019-04-08 06:13:55 +0000 UTC View PostI was pretty excited about it. Bill just asked him after meeting him IRL and he said yes. I'm talking to Andrew Yang (presidental candidate), Harley Flangan (cro-mags), and Fat Mike (nofx) about co...
2019-04-06 05:14:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Today, Matt and Bill are joined by Trenchmouth drummer and SNL cast member Fred Armisen! They talk about the intersections of comedy and music...
2019-04-04 03:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Super Mario Bros Super Show Show! This episode is so weird. In the live action segment, Mario and Luigi receive guidance on their Elvis impressions by the king hi...
2019-04-01 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast! On today's episode, Matt and Bill chat with Donita Sparks of L7! They talk about meeting punk legends, L7's history of plane pranks and becaus...
2019-03-28 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostGang,
How are y'all doing? You enjoy those stories from Lars as much as we did? WELL GUESS WHAT. This week we have Donita Sparks of L7 on the podcast and she tells us ANOTHER STABB...
2019-03-27 20:45:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Paisanos! Here's your ad free episode of the Super Mario Super Show Show! Mario and company get tangled up with some magic beans and a giant sized King Koopa for this take on the classic childr...
2019-03-25 14:49:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill are joined today by legendary punk rocker Lars Frederiksen from bands like Rancid and The Old Firm Casuals. They talk about ever...
2019-03-21 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Mario and the gang head to the Linguine Kingdom to attend a spaghetti dinner intended to raise money for orphan mushrooms in one of the show’s best ever cartoon segments. Do mushrooms normally ha...
2019-03-18 10:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post