TLP #221: Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled
And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new song
2024-04-15 14:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Christory #39: Banished From BABSCON
Who knew the Bay Area Brony Spectacular would have more integrity than Virginia court system?
2024-04-15 00:33:15 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #220: The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)
TLP #220: Video Edition! The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)
2024-04-08 21:57:31 +0000 UTC View PostLNK #29: Vaush's "Taxes" Folder
Some guy named Vaush accidentally revealed his horrible secret pornography folder + Jinjo can't wait to tell an old man about it until he can't take it anymore.
2024-04-05 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #219: NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks
Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be bad
2024-04-02 02:18:35 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #218: Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself
What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.
2024-03-25 05:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #217: World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok
In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returned...
2024-03-18 13:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #216: We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel
Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."
2024-03-11 13:05:01 +0000 UTC
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TLP #215: Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight
And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once
2024-03-04 04:10:33 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #214: Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It.
Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers.
Three different times.
2024-02-26 13:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostDSJ #28: Niko Evades A Goth-Girl Kidnapping
You'll never believe how close Niko came to getting kidnapped and imprisoned by a goth-girl-loving Soundcloud rapper. Not clickbait!
2024-02-22 19:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostLNK #28: Jinjo Gets High For First Time, Still Schools Friends At Smash Bros
You can't turn off excellence. Even when on your first ever edible.
2024-02-21 18:55:51 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #213: Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving
Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)
2024-02-19 13:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostChristory #38: The Unseen Hand
In late 2023, CWC exited prison, and entered the open arms of a terrifying new force.
Some call them, "The ÜberWeen." Others call them, "The Creep-tyd."
And this week, you will...
2024-01-29 17:25:32 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #212: Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol
Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft server.
2024-01-17 01:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostDSJ #27: American Beauty
The FilmBros Club returns to decimate "baby's first indie movie", a.k.a. 1999's American Beauty.
2024-01-05 20:11:49 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #211: We Play Class of '09 For Rancho's Birthday
For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"
2024-01-03 01:41:03 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #211: Video Edition! We Play Class of '09
For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09".
2024-01-03 01:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostHolographic Broken Leg Sticker Pack Available NOW!
These are the most expensive stickers we've ever produced. Not because they're holograms, but because my surgery cost thousands...and YOU get the benefits!
Upgrade to $15 by Dec 31 to...
2023-12-21 15:13:01 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #210: Asterios Gets A Prostate Exam
Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our house
2023-12-17 01:19:44 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS! The GirlFailure Experience: The Danganrompa Hour
As kids, Rancho + Mimi spent a LOT of time pretending to be Anime characters on the internet. It's pretty creepy! Enjoy this one-shot bonus show, patre-o's.
TLP #209: Asterios Shatters His Leg For A Selfie + World Of T-Shirts
Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"
Here's some x-rays so you can suffer as well.
TONITE: The Toughest Big Bird Bet Yet!
I'm back in a state that allows sports betting! Finally, I can lose my life savings from the toilet. Here's where we're at:
2023-11-20 23:17:51 +0000 UTC
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LNK #27: For The Millions
[Note: this was recorded BEFORE Asterios' leg exploded into six bite-sized chunks]
2023-11-14 02:53:00 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #208: Asterios Tries Fentanyl (with NIKO!)
Also: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip balls
2023-11-13 01:40:06 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #207: Rancho's Desert Drugcation II
Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!
2023-10-20 03:47:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Big Bird Bet Continues Tonight!
Monday Night Football airs soon, and for once you’ll have a reason to watch. The Eagles take on the Buccaneers tonight at 7:15 PM EST!
Every dollar we have left is behind the Eagles. Specif...
2023-09-25 22:42:31 +0000 UTC View PostTLP #206: Meg Gets Cancelled
Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.
2023-09-19 00:13:45 +0000 UTC View PostTONIGHT: The Big Bird Bet Begins
Asterios here! If you have Amazon Prime (or — let’s face it — if your parents do), watch tonight’s Eagles/Vikings game to play along with this very foolish thing that COULD MAKE US ALL RICH...
2023-09-14 22:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post