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Chapter 856: Party to Betrayal

The Builder cultists were in a building in the brightheart city. It was a single-room construction with neither doors nor windows. It looked to be made of large stone bricks, with a few crystals in...

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Chapter 855: A Power That Nothing and No One Should Have

“Raythe called the Cosmic Throne the ultimate authority,” Velius said, “and with good reason. It’s a power that no one and nothing should have. The potential for damage is like no threat th...

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Chapter 854: Unique in the Entire Cosmos

Jason’s trinity of astral throne, astral gate and soul forge were now complete. From the moment the soul forge had settled into place, the process of becoming an astral king had begun. The first ...

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Chapter 853: Time Travel is the Worst

Jason and Lorenn took a shadow portal into a massive domed room. Panes of crystal levitated around in the air, each showing different images of the city outside. In the middle of the room was what ...

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Going a bit wrong

Obviously, the wrong version of chapter 852 went out, with some beta reader notes left in. The proper version of the chapter will be up soon.

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Chapter 852: Steve, Lord of Undeath

Jason had gone through a change since Danielle had last seen him in Greenstone, yet many of the hallmarks were the same. He was noticeably taller, although still short by adventurer standards. His ...

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Chapter 851: You Know It's Trouble

Two tunnels linked the realm of the brighthearts with the surface of Pallimustus. Both had been cut off by the transformation zone, and both were now open again. One tunnel had been dug by the mess...

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Chapter 850: Heroes Cheat All the Time

A massive shaft led from the surface of Pallimustus to what had once been the home of the brighthearts. The Adventure Society expedition had fought their way down through elemental messengers and m...

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Chapter 849: The Work of Higher Beings

The tree was quarter again the height of Everest, clouds hiding most of it. The battle that had been waged around it was over, leaving little indication that it had even taken place. The roots of t...

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Quick update on card shipping

I've been hounding my publisher about the issues with international shipping and they've finally got back and said there's nothing they can do. I am extremely sorry about the costs involved.

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Updates on collector cards and month pause

TL;DR:

  • Shipping costs are being looked at but I can make no promises at this stage.
  • If you were charged for December before the pause, that will roll over into...

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Collector cards and locking Patreon

The collector cards are now available for preorder.

I will be locking the Patreon in the next few hours, after which no one will be charged for a month. I look forward to helping you fix all...

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Chapter bundles

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Collector card purchase preorder

TL;DR:

  • Collector card winners have been notified.
  • A single print run for the cards will have orders in December and delivery in March.
  • Preorder for pu...

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Chapter 848: Everything I Need

Jason was in his office in the mountain lair. His eyes were closed, his elbows were propped on his desk and his chin was resting on his hands. Scattered across the massive desk in front of him were...

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Podcast with myself & Heath

Heath and I made a bonus appearance together on the CritRPG podcast in celebration of 10 books.

Also, the next chapter will be the last of the year, after which the Patreon will be locked for...

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Chapter 847: Different Enough

Jason floated up to the invisibility sphere and drifted inside where Miriam and Ramona were waiting.

“It’s done,” he said.

“Just like that?” Miriam asked.

“Just like t...

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Book 10 Preorder & December Break

Just a few quick reminders:

  • Book 10 is up for preorder now, for a release next week on the 28th of Novermber.
  • Chapters won't be releasing over December so the ...

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Chapter 846: A Cocktail of Ignorance, Arrogance and Ambition

Jason was sitting in a cloud chair on a field of scorched earth and giant roots. The air was filled with the stench of death; the rot of bodies and the worse smell of rainbow smoke. The battle had ...

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Chapter 845: When Violence Is Easy And Words Are Hard

Once Jason had extracted Amos Pensinata from his attempted suicide-by-messenger, the next stages of the battle were unsurprising. The gold-rankers escaped into Jason’s soul realm safely. Jason, M...

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Chapter 844: The Only Way It Can Win

The gold-rankers were trapped inside the growing mound of elemental messenger bodies. Whether the messengers were living or dead was irrelevant; so long as there were enough of them, the adventurer...

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Chapter 843: A Better Adventurer

The root avatar had not gone down easily but Gary had kept it largely contained. Once it was dead, the adventurers started destroying more crystals and the elemental messengers became even more dan...

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Chapter 842: Beware of Chicken

The first wave of elemental messengers were wiped out by the powerful but barely controlled lightning storm created by the weather machine. The clouds it had erupted from quickly dispersed, ending ...

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HWFWM Collector Card Giveaway

My audiobook publisher, Podium, has created some collector cards of the main characters and they will be giving some away to celebrate the upcoming 10th book in the series. Follow the link to enter...

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Heath was on a podcast. He sounds better than me.

Heath appeared on CritRPG, the litRPG podcast this week. He said 'um' significantly fewer times than I did in my appearance. Heath and I will be appearing together in the near future, with a Q&...

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Chapter 841: Don’t Throw Our Dead Friend’s Stuff Out of a Tortoise

The final unclaimed territory of the transformation zone was the smallest of them all at roughly eight kilometres across. It was situated in the middle of the zone and was close to perfectly round....

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Book 10 release cleanup

Assistaloon here.

Due to the release of Book 10 I will be removing chapters 699 - 790 on Wednesday of this week (Nov 14 - 15 depending on your time zone).


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Chapter 840: Assuming We Win

Jason couldn’t hear Rufus, but the anger in his body language was easy to read. Jason watched Rufus and Gary from the observation room in his mountain fortress, set behind one of the eyes in the ...

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Chapter 839: Guaranteed to Become Enemies

Jason had a measure of connection to his claimed territory, although it was not as strong as that to his spirit domains. As the territory expanded to continental size, it took increasing amounts of...

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Chapter 838: The Price

Jason looked from Gary, across the table from him, to Farrah and Rufus on either side. He could feel the tremulation in their auras at being so close to the divine power coursing through Gary. The ...

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