Capitalism Bits here to talk about the new adjustments to the Patreon offerings. As previously mentioned, I had to clean up a mess I made: Livestreams are no longer accessible through Patreon subsc...
2022-06-02 23:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, so. I recorded this last year on June 1st, to celebrate the pride month.
I... honestly don't remember everything that I said. It's been a busy year.
But I'm pretty certain...
2022-06-01 23:34:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick unpackaging. I'm so excited to have more ropes to play with. My other set is a bit limiting due to the length and I had a person challenge me to do a pentagram tie on my own.
C...
Hello, my Favorites!
How are you doing!? I hope well.
So, there has been a bit of a shake up, regarding my ability to offer discord and streams as rewards. There is m...
The Final card brings us a final message, and completes the reading for the month ahead. It seems like a pretty clear message to me: The beginning of the summer is a great time to take stock of how...
2022-05-28 02:19:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Our third card brings warnings that should be headed. Dangers lie ahead, for those who do not rest.
2022-05-28 02:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A second card for your curious ears. More information. More clarity. More questions...
2022-05-28 02:11:46 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I'm super behind on Friday patreon releases and I just.... can't have that hahaha.
I figured with a new month coming, you probably wanted to know what's in the cards for your dick. And ...
Trigger Warning: I use some spooky words and I touch briefly on the larger world events in this one. I mostly whine about my own shit though. Real good if you like an Irate Bits Ra...
2022-05-27 22:28:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Trigger Warning: I use some spooky words in here like the "R" word and the "S - A" words. I would love to tell you what the words are, but.... I ...
2022-05-27 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I bought some things.
I got some things.
I unboxed them.
It's cute if you sing it right.
I had a Kudu Voo...
So, it's been a hot minute since I gazed upon the beautiful offerings of your physical glory and, well, I miss it.....
How this works:
This was requested and I painfully needed a distraction.
Hard reminder, all of my expertise comes from owning a butt ton of silicone to stick up my hootch and the info I have gleaned over t...
Hello my favorites!
So.... Long story short, I have to make some sudden changes to some stuff around here. I have had a few things brought to my attention that I need to remove or modify in ...
Eeeey, it's Friday! It's been a quiet week on my end. Well, I had one interesting thing happen. I talk about it in here; It's cool.
I'm live streaming on Discord tomorrow and Sunda...
SOUND WARNING: It gets loud and high pitched. I'm..... kind of sorry for that. But at the same time, I know you want to hear me scream, so... we will have to work on the production...
2022-05-20 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Sound Warning for Uncontained Glee
Look. I'm pretty sure I misrepresented ALL the stats on 2022-05-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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TRIGGER WARNING: I touch on suicide very quickly. It is just a couple lines, but I make a comment that could be upsetting if you don't expect it. The comments are made in the conte...
2022-05-13 20:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Short update this week as I put the majority of my thoughts into the extended rant version that is.... far too long and emotional to feed you as a weekly update.
I have a livestream this Su...
I figured I would give you a little taster of this project, as I have been working on it and I would like to show off what I have so far.
So, some context: this is super early in the editin...
Synopsis: I'm going to read your dick's fortune. Great news, the universe has great things in store for it.
Tags: [RambleFap] [FortuneFap] [Sexy T...
It's been another week, apparently. I've been busy and not busy at the same time. I think the "Friday" Patreon release will be late tonight/ early tomorrow...
Something exciting, this way, c...
Okay! I'm back with filler. But fun filler!
So, we are into the humanoid-ish races. I think.... we may as well get into it, going from shortest to tallest.
I know what I said....
This week I'm taking a look at the Vibrating Wand from2022-05-05 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm legitimately physically ill this week and I am really struggling with how it threw off my recoding mojo. I was really feeling myself for a minute there.
I'm spiraling on organ...
2022-04-29 21:58:20 +0000 UTC View Post
So this is one of those peeks into how I do things, because, sometimes people are like, "Oh Bits, what is your process?" and the honest answer is..... I dunno, I feel possessed by smut sometimes.
Heeeeeey. So. I went a bit hard last week, and this week I'm sick. I hope you can forgive me for picking some low hanging content and putting a low effort piece together. This one is more talking a...
2022-04-27 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
HAAAAAAY. Honestly, I'm so tired. BUT! I have a few things on the go/ on the way so.... We will keep working!
Also, Sunday is my one year anniversary of making smut and thats kind of neat I...
This poll is regarding THIS AUDIO. I humbly request your thoughts on how you would like this to go down.
Okay,...
Note: So, the 'I' word is flagged by Patreon as unacceptable and we aren't going to argue with our hosting company, cause, they own the servers. I think "Genetically Questionable Coitus" is...
2022-04-21 17:48:01 +0000 UTC View Post