TheWiseTomato

April Billing Pause

Mixed news. I’ll be pausing billing for April for a few reasons.

One, I’ve been living out of a suitcase for the last month and a half at various places, some with a PC to use and some...

September Billing Pause

Given my slackness this past month, I'll be pausing billing in September to give me time to catch up on lives (and to finish Uni). Goal is to squeeze a few lives in between assessment, and then st...

June Billing Pause

I'll be pausing billing again for next month. Placement is almost over and has gone well, but I've got a fairly critical piece of assessment due mid June and I don't want to fuck about with it. I...

May Billing Pause

I will be pausing billing for May, as I have a fairly important placement to get through. At this stage there's a possibility that I'll be pausing June as well due to some important assessment and...

December Billing Pause

No charge for December as I need to catch up on missed lives in November.  I have been in Tahiti, and the beaches are persuasive.

July Break

Billing will be paused for July as I have IRL commitments that will make my weekly updates impossible to maintain.  I may have time to do some side stories, but we'll see.

I don't say it...

Tier Changes

Hello, lovely people who support my writing.  It's me, the guy who is far too far behind on his writing.  

The time that I thought I would have this month to catch up on what I owe ...

Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance 4

“Ahhhh,” Thor said, closing his eyes in bliss.  He may have slipped through the folds of Yggdrasil to another strange new realm, but coffee was eternal.

“Worth the wait?” Elara a...

The Bay of America 3

Of those who witnessed the defiance of the blond giant, not all were cowed.  Some scoffed - they had seen bigger, they assured each other, seen them die on the sands to this or that famous pit...

In A Frozen White Hell 3

Three days they walked, rising early with the sun and stopping early to make their shelter.  The trees along their path became sparse only to thicken again, sometimes hardly capable of keeping...

October Break

This is just a quick announcement letting you all know that I'll be pausing my writing for October, and that I've put the billing on hold for the month.  I believe I've been updating weekly (a...

Two Blonds: Adventures in Averland 2

A continuation of a prior commission.  Requested by xanartik, this is really very late.  

Professor Wong

This is a commission for KingZephyr, featuring Wong of Marvel in a crossover situation.

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It was Strange’s fault, of course.  Meddling with forces he ...

Walt and Toby Go Fishing

This was a commission by KingZephyr who asked for Walt and Toby going fishing, but I was also able to make it fit canon.  So here we go, the first canon extra for Captain Westeros.

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With Grace and Genre Savviness 2

Irene was starting to get the hang of this Apparition thing, but then the prospect of fate as a chew toy for some kind of hell beast was a hell of a motivator.  The loud crack of her teleports...

Shield and Cub

KingZephyr commissioned 2k words of Steve and Ciri adventuring together.  It kind of got out of hand.

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It was the second week of their littl...

With Grace and Genre Savviness

A friend of mine, let's call her Irene, subscribed to the Leviathan tier because she's cool like that.  Because she also takes great pleasure in twisting the knife, she had me write the most d...

Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance 3

Wrapping her head around the whatever-the-fuck of the sight could wait until there was no longer a Reaper perched on the Citadel Tower.  “Advance to cover,” Jane ordered, and they moved as...

Long Live The King

The Targaryen delegation was late that morning, leaving what some had called the STAB alliance to cool their heels in the pavilion that had been set up outside the city walls, picking at small hors...

Still Waters Hide Sharp Rocks

KingZephyr asked for more of Naerys' entrepreneurial efforts. 

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“Another one, Lady Naerys,” Zary said, handing over a scroll.  Vind...

Sufficiently Advanced Percussive Maintenance 2

xanartik commissioned a continuation of the Thor/Mass Effect 'What If?'. 

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Thor watched as the defenders emerged from the cover of their bunker, weapons raised wa...

Iron Wrench, Metal Gear

KingZephyr wanted to see an Avenger have a run in with Senator Armstrong of Metal Gear.

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Sometimes, Tony considered just how bad it would really be if he took over the...

Naerys Drops A Hint (Or Several)

KingZephyr wanted to see more of Naerys suffering, and poor Ser Arthur caught in the crossfire.  

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“...’with lavender eyes I see your quality, your smile,...