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8 Ball Pool!

We've not had the chance to retro game lately :( The life of a professional naturist is never dull though, and Helen has been busy with organising British Naturism events, lifemodelling, working in...

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Broadlands Sun Association

A few photos of our time at Broadlands family naturist park on Norfolk. It was the first decent weekend of the year, weather wise...

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Bomberman 64 - Nintendo 64

Last week we had a short break away at Broadlands Sun Association, near Norwich. Whilst primarily a family club with member's pit...

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Good Morning Britain

Earlier this week, Helen was asked to appear on ITV1's breakfast news show, Good Morning Britain. A story had made the news about a nude sunbather on Hampstead Heath and she was invited in for a de...

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Golden Axe - Sega Mega Drive - Ep 2

In the second part of our Golden Axe game play we figure out where the button is to use magic and Helen gets a little trigger happy! And we actually got a little further! One day we'll actually pla...

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Golden Axe - Sega Mega Drive - Ep 1

Golden Axe, the arcade classic from 1989, was ported to many systems and was a huge success in its day. We've visited it once before on the channel for Patreons, but we enjoyed playing it, not to m...

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The Brocken Hurst Naked 5K run

On Sunday was Brocken Hurst's first naked 5K run of 2023. This was Simon's 5th time running, and with a time of 33m11s, it wasn't his best, but definitely not his worst either. One of our daughters...

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Mario Kart Wii with the Freewilders

Colin and Sadie aka The Freewilders visited The Naturis...

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Helen Vacuuming

Housework should always be done nude. Reduces the stress and nothing to get caught up, not to mention cooler - no working up a sweat! Here's Helen doing some vacuuming ahead of us having guess roun...

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Pretty Things in Horsham

Its been a bit of a busy time lately. Yesterday evening we went to Pretty Things in Horsham, West Sussex. It was a ...

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Virtua Fighter 4 - Playstation 2

Its button bashing time again, with Virtua Fighter 4 on the Playstation 2! Not much to say on this one; as always we're putting it in the console for the first time and just seeing what happens, so...

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Start as you mean to go on...

We're currently editing some new content, but in the meantime here's an outtake of when even trying to start a video goes wrong! It wasn't THAT funny, Helen...

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Kinect Tennis with Naked Travels - Xbox 360

Our good friends Mike and Fiona (aka Naked Travels) are always game for a laugh, and playing Kinect Tennis with them was certainly a laugh! Complete with struggling to control the Xbox, accidently ...

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Altered Beast - Sega Mega Drive

We've not played Altered Beast in a while, and we should do more. As a launch title for the Mega Drive, many people played this. Helen's not a fan of single player games and taking it in turns, as ...

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Leonardslee Gardens photos (post 2 of 2)

British Naturism is holding a naked charity walk in aid of the Briti...

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Leonardslee Gardens clip (post 1 of 2)

British Naturism is holding a naked charity walk in aid of the Briti...

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Davis Cup World Tour - Sega Mega Drive

Davis Cup World Tour (aka Davis Cup Tennis) is an ... erm ... tennis game. Released in 1990 on 8-bit systems, it was ported to the Sega Mega Drive in 1993 to a mixed response. Simon bought our copy...

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Before we play...

Ever wonder what we cut off our videos? Usually its quite boring gazing round the room. Sometimes its a bit more fun though. We post amusing (to us anyway!) outtakes for Patreons occasionally - her...

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Worms - Sega Mega Drive

Not every game play video goes to plan! Worms was a pretty good game on the PC in the 90's, but I've not played it since, and Helen had never even seen it before. Turns out playing it across the ot...

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Cruise photos

We have been home for a while now, but we've had a lot of catching up to do! We have done the filming for more NRG gaming videos but they are not produced yet. We'll be dropping one in the next few...

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Helen the Caribbean Walker

Read that carefully! 

It seems we came home from our Caribbean holiday with a collection of video clips of Helen walking around. Around the cruise ship, in the sea, along the beach, up t...

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PacMan Air Hockey

Some of the days on our cruise were nude days at sea, so we have plenty of time to explore the whole ship and found the arcade games room. In there was a PacMan themed air hockey table, so obviousl...

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Bahamas Nude Beach Update

We wanted to upload this while we still in the Bahamas but unfortunately the wi-fi on the ship was just not fast enough. Or rather, we bought the 'value' wi-fi option before we left and regretted i...

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Cabana in Amber Cove

We're three quarters through our Caribbean cruise now. Due to connectivity issues we'll have to wait till we're back in the UK to dump a whole load of photos on you! But just to give you a flavour,...

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Kinect Sports Skiing - Xbox 360

Working our way through the Kinect Sports 2 games, we decided to try skiing next. Its strangely tiring for a game that doesn't require much moving. We also really need to get a better second camera...

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Kinect Sports Baseball - Xbox 360

We're quite fond of the Xbox 360 Kinect. It truely is a nothing on gaming experience! It's not the easiest thing to control though. We had a bit of a false start here; we were going to play America...

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We're on holiday!

We had to keep this short as the WiFi isn't great in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico! Yes, we're on a Caribbean cruise from Florida to Antigua and back again, but not only that, it's the Bare Nece...

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Revenge of Shinobi - Sega Mega Drive

Revenge of Shinobi - the side scrolling platformer from 1989, here on the Sega Mega Drive. Although Simon remembers others playing this, Helen hadn't heard of it! Its a one player, so we took a lif...

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Are videos not playing?

So we have had reports that the Vimeo mobile app is not always being co-operative with our embedded Vimeo videos. They apparently work fine from a web browser though. We can't see this ourselves, p...

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F1 - Sega Mega Drive

F1 (or 'Formula One' in the US) is one of the best driving games on the Mega Drive/Genesis, and its game engine was reused in other games in the genre as it was so well regarded. As always, we'd ne...

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