I've sampled many of Puppet Combo's questionable delights, and been sadly frustrated by many of them. This game, however, is quite something else. Released on PC and last year and consoles just rec...
2023-09-19 09:39:41 +0000 UTC View PostUnity's "Runtime Fee," a rather grotesque scheme where it plans to charge fees for game installations, has been met with a rather predictable backlash. Let's join in!
2023-09-18 15:47:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Everyone is being very reasonable about differences of opinion.
Games we played this week include:
Starfield (13:35)
Stardew Valley (20:15)
Lies of P (24:40)
Pokémon Scarlet/V...
It's not often I get a review up before a game is out, but here ya go! I played Lies of P, and I enjoyed it! Check out what I thought about Pinocchio-but-Bloodborne by 2023-09-13 15:56:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Woke SJW Liberal Wokeism Woke Woke Woke! A rational and logical look at the horror that is pronouns in a videogame's drop-down menu!
2023-09-11 15:49:24 +0000 UTC View Post
I've made no secret of the fact that I am not impressed by Starfield, a game I find regressive, archaic, and insultingly bereft of imagination. Would you like a more detailed pummeling of the game?...
2023-09-08 10:32:46 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s a good scene and all, but…
Games we played this week include:
Starfield (14:30)
Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (45:05)
Goodbye Volcano High (54:25)
Halls of Torment...
Starfield is a Bethesda game, and despite what the reviews claim, it is NOT polished. While we make fun of how buggy it is, we also discuss encumbrance as a game mechanic... because it's terrible.<...
2023-09-04 15:49:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Painful payoff.
Games we played this week include:
Star Trucker (8:00)
Pizza Possum (11:20)
Immortals of Aveum (13:25)
Bomb Rush Cyberfunk (24:00)
Jackbox Party Pack 10 (32:...
Immortals of Aveum is one of the most aggressively mediocre games I've ever seen. Its commitment to being mid is almost impressive, its regurgitation of plot tropes almost stunning. Anyway, I revie...
2023-08-30 15:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Bridget is trans, Baldur's Gate 3 is gay, and you can't mod marginalized people out of existence. You're gonna have to get used to it, or suck it. There will be no reasonable debate.
2023-08-28 15:29:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, did you expect it to be opened first?
Games we played this week include:
Atlas Fallen (5:50)
Baldur’s Gate 3 (6:45)
SnowRunner (23:25)
Vampire Survivors (30:25)
PowerW...
My Friendly Neighborhood took me by surprise - despite seeing people gush about it, I expected yet another "creepy kiddy mascot" horror game. I didn't except a neat blend of BioShock and Resident E...
2023-08-23 10:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Is "save scumming" the best way to play an RPG? Is it a valuable and valid tool, or a dishonorable insult to a videogame's intended experience? Baldur's Gate 3, Disco Elysium, Bras, and Boglins may...
2023-08-21 16:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post
The PSP gets its due. Lobster stuff happens.
2023-08-20 10:15:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The answer was inside yourself all along.
Games we played this week include:
Baldur’s Gate 3 (13:50)
30XX (34:50)
Stray Gods (42:00)
Atlas Fallen (52:25)...
2023-08-17 17:23:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Larian Studios absolutely scored gold with Baldur's Gate 3. An incredible game, its qualities are nigh untouchable... and that's the thorny issue. It's being called the new industry standard, but t...
2023-08-14 14:42:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Peak comedy, that’s what this is.
Games we played this week include:
Vampire Survivors (7:45)
Clash: Artifacts of Chaos (18:50)
Halls of Torment (19:40)
What the Golf? (34:50...
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival, that terrible asset flip masquerading as plagiarism of The Last of Us, has been removed from the Nintendo Switch eShop amid copyright claims from Sony. Firs...
2023-08-07 17:53:56 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a bit like Vampire Survivors, except pathetically saucy and not very good!
2023-08-06 15:39:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Clash: Artifacts of Chaos came out all the way back in March, but I missed it despite being fascinated by the Zeno Clash series. I am so very glad I stumbled upon it by chance, however, because it'...
2023-08-04 18:37:13 +0000 UTC View Post
He’s also divorced from reality, for what it’s worth.
Games we played this week include:
Pikmin 4 (4:10)
Zeno Clash (10:10)
Clash: Artifacts of Chaos (16:35)
Venb...
2023-08-03 16:41:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Nintendo has a real problem with asset flips and shovelware on the Switch's eShop. From the scourge of AAA Clock to the horrifically bad output of Pix Arts, there's a lot of slime to cut through if...
2023-07-31 16:56:46 +0000 UTC View Post
While I love writing positive reviews more than negative ones, sometimes I play something so antagonistic I can't wait to drain the venom through my metaphorical pen. This is why the Doubl...
2023-07-28 14:08:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes you just have to stick your arm in that hole.
Games we played this week include:
Viewfinder (7:45)
Exoprimal (42:52)
YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE ...
2023-07-27 21:09:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt's back! By quasi-popular demand, Squirty Plays have returned, and it's one hell of a comeback. Prostitute Simulator 2 is... well... it certainly paints an interesting picture o...
2023-07-26 10:44:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Exoprimal has been written off by many as another "live service" humper of bandwagons, an also-ran that exists to make a quick buck. It's hard to blame them, because that is exactly the kind of tra...
2023-07-24 16:13:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been playing Exoprimal to a worryingly obsessive degree since it came out. While it looks like another "me too" service game, its trappings hide a genuinely wonderful arcadey dinosaur game. Yo...
2023-07-21 15:10:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Obviously, the police just need more funding lol.
Games we played this week include:
Viewfinder (10:20)
Frostpunk (18:55)
Exoprimal (23:30)
My Friendly Neighborhood (...
2023-07-20 20:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It's just a simple video about a videogame, like any other videogame video. Totally not about Zenimax and Bethesda being horrible to an employee. Not at all.
2023-07-17 16:36:51 +0000 UTC View Post