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NFTs: Nasty F*cking Things (The Jimquisition)

NFTs are the latest craze, and they're horrible. A stain on the art world, a total scam, and environmentally damaging. Naturally, videogame publishers are huge fans!  

As NFTs are embrac...

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Podquisition 358: Moral High Ground

The time has come.

Games we played this week include: 

Happy Game (14:05)
Unpacking (18:25)
What the Golf (22:20)
Lady in a Leotard with a Gun (26:00)
Netflix Games on ...

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Is This Gears Of War Ripoff Talking Down To Me? (Squirty Play)

Well, I found myself a highly amusing Gears of War clone to play, one with voice acting so slow and precise, it genuinely feels like it's patronizing you. Let's go!

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Scott Cawthon Simps Just Love To Hate (The Jimquisition)

It doesn't take much to get the defenders of Scott Cawthon to take their masks off and reveal the frothing hatred underneath.   

Enjoy this little recap of what those who stan for t...

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Asking Sterling: The Joys Of ADHD

Hello, lovely people! It's time for another Asking Sterling podcast, where I answered questions that you sent earlier in the week. We answered questions on ADHD, wrestling music, mobile games, and ...

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Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy - Quill Got It (Jimpressions)

Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is a damn sight better than Marvel's Avengers, but that's hardly high praise. That game was bloody awful.   

By contrast, this is a well written, we...

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Podquisition 357: Spook Central

The horror is real (and somewhat itchy).

Games we played this week include:
Nuclear Blaze (3:15)
Inscryption (7:30)
Guardians of the Galaxy (13:20)
Zombies Ate My Neighbors! (22:...

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Asking Sterling

Hello to my adorable patrons! I think it’s time for another Asking Sterling, where patrons ask me questions and I do an answering of them in podcast form.

As always, feel free to probe in ...

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Hentai Vs. Evil - As Horny As A Soccer Ball (Jimpressions)

Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad).

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Pissy People Protesting PlayStation PC Ports (The Jimquisition)

God of War is coming to PC, and wouldn't you know it, zealous PlayStation fans are up in arms! They see betrayal, contempt, and even hate, almost as if they put far too much emotional stock in a co...

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Devil Nuns With Tommy Guns (Squirty Play)

In Limitless Hunger, you get to shoot loads of weird monsters with guns. It's like Serious Sam, but it's... well... it's got an imagination all of its own!

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Podquisition 357: The Moon Goddess Strikes Back

Can we interest you in a chalice?


Games we played this week include: 

The Good Life (12:45)
Back 4 Blood (19:30)
World War Z Aftermath (21:35)
Lego City Undergr...

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Why Emulating Nintendo Games Is Good, Probably (The Jimquisition)

Kotaku got itself told off by the gaming community for allegedly encouraging piracy. This is because it wrote about Metroid Dread being emulated in 4K, a news story that is news.

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Back 4 Blood - Left 4 Meh'd (Jimpressions)

Back 4 Blood is basically a lesser version of Left 4 Dead, despite having way more content. Turns out personality is way more compelling than simply having loads of stuff.  

Also, it's r...

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Skatebird - Everything I Love Turns To Ash (Jimpressions)

I've made no secret of my excitement for Skatebird. I must now be equally as open about my disappointment.

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Podquisition 355: You're Toast!

Yes, you, specifically.

Games we played this week include:
Rallyallyally (5:45)
Morse (8:05)
Neuronet: Mendax Proxy (9:45)
Back 4 Blood (11:50)
Paper Trail (16:00)
D*Fuzed ...

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Leaky Twitch (The Jimquisition)

Twitch is becoming more and more of a circus lately, and the latest performance easily tops them all! The entire site leaked. The whole thing.   

Utter disaster. Let's poke at it a ...

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Podquisition 354: Leprechaun Lore

Gold provides many powers.

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Konami's Awful, Awful Soccer Game (The Jimquisition)

eFootball 2022 is an impressively bad new direction for the formerly beloved Pro Evolution Soccer series. Konami has once again provided the world with something truly terrible to make delighted fu...

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Dead Eyed Mannequins Are Horny For It All (Squirty Play)

In the hit visual novel Innocence or Money you'll face hard questions and even harder dilemmas. Corruption or purity? Money or integrity? This game or literally any other one?

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Deathloop - The Overpowering Quandary Of Deluxe Editions (Jimpressions)

Deathloop is a fairly standards FPS with a layering of interesting trappings. It also has a special edition that trivializes most of it.   

It throws open the quandary of providing ...

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Podquisition 353: Lonely and Horny

But what else is new?

Games we played this week include:
Kena: Bridge of Spirits (6:40)
Flynn: Son of Crimson (8:40)
Deltarune (10:00)
Deathloop (20:00)
Dandy Ace (24:00)
E...

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Microtransactions Are An Accessibility Issue (The Jimquisition)

Microtransactions are an accessibility issue! Apex Legends and FIFA can get praise for considering disability, but until they stop actively exploiting those with invisible disabilities, they deserv...

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Asking Sterling: Total Pheecon

Hey hey! It is time for another round of Asking Sterling! This was recorded while I was in the UK, so I'm joined by my lovely partner Phoenix who read out all the questions from the lovely patrons....

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Podquisition 352: Fantacast

What could these mystery flavors be?

Games we played this week include:
Kena: Bridge of Spirits (19:10)
Flynn: Son of Crimson (23:55)
Castlevania: Grimoire of Souls (26:20)
Zen Pi...

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AAAA (The Jimquisition)

Let's please PLEASE not start calling them "AAAA" games. Having to debase ourselves and go along with "AAA" was bad enough!

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Podquisition 351: Polyquisition

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The Man Who Loved An Abortion Ban (The Jimquisition)

John Gibson, former CEO of Tripwire Interactive, is a lover of horrible things, especially fascistic oppression of other peoples' bodily rights.

His statement in support of Texas' recent hor...

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Asking Sterling Questions Reboot

Hi Patrons, you luvverly fuckos!

Thanks to silly ADHD brain, I do believe I owe you another Asking Sterling with questions left to answer. However, it’ll be easier at this point to make a n...

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Streaming Today At 2:30pm ET

Hey y’all! Doing a stream today at 2:30pm ET (7:30pm UK time). I remembered to let y’all know today!

Hope to see you there. I might say swear words!

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