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Shut Up, Stop Thinking, And Play Games Guilt-Free! (The Jimquisition)

Come for the sarcasm, stay for the particularly spicy speech at the end. Either way, it's time to consume our favorite videogame products!  

The past few months have been rough both in a...

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Podquisition 289: I Had Hope

Learning lessons about love in the year 2020. 

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Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing In Disguise - Francis YIKES Morgan (Jimpressions)

It's 2020. Of course a game I was looking forward to more than anything has turned out to be a hot disaster of stuttered frames and questionable content. 2020 is the worst, as this game set mostly ...

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When Inane Creeps Attack Actors For Something A Fictional Character Did (The Jimquisition)

Oh... yippee.. I get to talk about this now. Hooray?   

Because the world of videogames can't stop drowning in gasoline for one hot minute, we've got to talk about the "Gamers" who ...

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Podquisition 288: The Joy Of Don Lemon

Don Lemon judges from afar, the Bad Boy of YouTube makes his mark, and we play some rubbish like Ninjala and stuff.

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A Truly Fucked Up Industry (The Jimquisition)

The game industry is rotten from within and without. Nakedly, openly abusive of its staff as a matter of course, the stuff it actively hides and covers for consists of more personal, and more horri...

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Podquisition 287: A Fun Zombie Horror Game

Donald Trump pulls horrible faces in our dark imagination. Elsewhere, things are bloody awful but at least we have a totally bleak and miserable game to cheer us up!

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The Last Of Us Part II - Through The Slime & The Mud (Jimpressions)

The Last of Us Part 2 is a grimy, nasty, and lurid game. What it isn't is anywhere near as accomplished as its marketing and reviews (same thing in this case) claimed it was. It's a fun action-horr...

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That Time The Last Of Us Part 2 Was Compared To Schindler's List (The Jimquisition)

The Last of Us Part 2 is finally out, and while I won't say Naughty Dog's murder party is one of the most overrated games of all time, I will declare that its achievements have been... overstated. ...

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Podquisition 286: Hardline

Cops fighting alligators? At last! Also, The Last of Us Part 2, Night of the Consumers, and Colt Canyon.

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Company Gave To Charity? Company Good Now! (The Jimquisition)

Activision is very generous, and there is nothing cynical about its charitable donations. If you think otherwise, you're probably some sort of unAmerican monster.   

Let's not consi...

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Podquisition 285: Smooth Sexy Eggs

Eggs get wild here. Also lots of games in the Black Lives Matter Humble Bundle. Don't want to miss when we talk about accessibility. BioShock. We didn't see the PS5 reveal when we did this. Egg Pod...

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Podquisition 284: A Conversation With Shawn Alexander Allen

Shawn Alexander Allen of NuChallenger joins the crew to discuss the game industry and the world. Originally recorded a week prior to release instead of a day prior, which is why some of the topics ...

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Solemn JPEGs Of The Backhanded Brands (The Jimquisition)

It's Pride month and people are in the streets, not so much to celebrate identity as to protest police brutality and systemic oppression. Things are not okay in America, and people have had enough....

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The Podquisition "Special" One-Man Turkey-Boy Episode

A regular Podquisition has been recorded but I'm waiting to be able to post it. Until then, I didn't want you to go without any delicious audio, so I recorded a mistake for you to enjoy! 

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Blood, Guts, And Videogames (The Jimquisition)

What happens when a medium that communicates largely through violent content becomes obsessed with realism? Traumatic experiences for developers is what happens.  

 As "AAA" studios...

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Minecraft Dungeons - A Patronizing Lack Of Imagination (Jimpressions)

The problem with Minecraft Dungeons is that while it's the simplistic childish game many people may have expected, it's not actually what a Minecraft spin-off should be.   

Minecraf...

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Podquisition 283: That's Cats

Cats, sharks, firefighters, and Franz Ferdinand.

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Mafia II: Definitive Edition - Hot Criminal Garbage (Jimpressions)

2K Games quietly shunted a remaster of Mafia II out the door, and playing it reveals why the publisher hasn't been particularly loud. It's a load of rubbish.   

A shockingly poor re...

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Maneater - A Load Of Bull Shark (Jimpressions)

Maneater is a game about being a big shark that eats turtles and people and other sharks. You eat license plates, and catfish, and groupers, and idiots in flamingo boats.   

The con...

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Liar's Year 2020 (The Jimquisition)

The year before a console launch is incredible because you can lie about anything you like. I'm assuming it's okay for everyone to do it, because the game industry does it every generation!  &...

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Podquisition 282: Welcome To Night Fail

A mouse has eaten a cat, and a cloud with loads of teeth is laughing at a river made of eagle's laughter. It's proper weird!

Elsewhere, we talk about Slay the Spire, Basingstoke, Beyond Good ...

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Beg Like Dogs For Electronic Arts! (The Jimquisition)

Over 50,000 people signed a petition begging Electronic Arts to let them give money... to Electronic Arts.   

Star Wars Battlefront 2 received its final major update recently, and f...

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Podquisition 281: When In Doubt, Toss A Brick

Megatron from the Cash & Carry joins the crew to talk about next-gen letdowns, Tonight We Riot, and Dominique Pamplemousse.

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Konami Should Go Away Forever And Leave Everything To Capcom (The Jimquisition)

Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. This was first argued years ago and it's only gotten more true. So true, in fact, that Konami barely qualifies as a game publisher anymore. It makes casin...

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Podquisition 280: Dick Swiss, Soldier Of Fortune

Dick Swiss, Soldier of Fortune is here to investigate Nena's inflatable oversight. You will love the grappling fun of Dick Swiss! 

Also, we talk about Streets of Rage 4, movie theater si...

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Naughty Dog Deserves To Spring Leaks Forever (The Jimquisition)

No one single developer deserves to have their game leaked, and it should not happen to them. Some companies deserve the undermining and embarrassment that leaks bring, however.   

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Predator: Hunting Grounds - Preying For A Better Game (Jimpressions)

Predator: Hunting Grounds is a perfectly acceptable experience and I'm bored of it already, even though I like Predators (but not as much as Aliens, obviously).   

While it can be f...

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Streets Of Rage 4 - Brawl I Ever Wanted (Jimpressions)

Streets of Rage 4 behaves as if the Nineties never ended, and I'm okay with that.   

A beautiful (shut up, it's gorgeous) art style compliments an unapologetic retro beat 'em up tha...

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Podquisition 279: The Face Masks And The Furious

The PQ Crew feel superior about face masks, there's more elderly dating, and that naughty old Predator is on the prowl.

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