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Fallout 76: Wastelanders - Good Enough To Be Fallout 4 But Worse (Jimpressions)

Fallout 76 is a bad videogame, this is something I have factually established. I am a fair and just man, however, and this is why I returned to Appalachia for Fallout 76: Wastelanders. The long-awa...

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I Won't Be Sponsored By Your Trash Product (The Jimquisition)

If you're watching this video because you sent Jim Sterling an email and got a link to this in response, you'll want to watch and understand why I have very little regard for your sponsorship offer...

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Podquisition 278: Brown Mischief

Washing hands, cooking with Mama, and saving Midgar.

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False Advertising Vs. Narrative Subversion (The Jimquisition)

Final Fantasy VII Remake is looking set to be one of the most controversial releases of the year - funny, considering fans thought it was a slam dunk. Unfortunately for those fans, FFVII Remake is ...

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Podquisition 277: I'll Push You Into Some Pigs One Of These Days

Bible studies, journalistic trespass, and the Bible all get discussed today. Some videogames too! Games like Final Fantasy VII Remake maybe? Maybe!

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Final Fantasy VII Remake - A Work Of Subversive Genius (Jimpressions)

Final Fantasy VII Remake is perhaps the most anticipated videogame of all time, and a well-received demo made it appear as if it would be everything fans wanted. 

It isn't. 

F...

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Sephiroth Kills Dumbledore: A Video About Spoiler Culture (The Jimquisition)

Spoilers are a touchy subject. They have been for decades, and the explosion of mainstream "nerd" culture has only made it touchier. People don't want movies, books, shows, or games ruined for them...

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Dissection - Play This Instead Of FFVII Remake (Jimpressions)

Final Fantasy VII Remake is out today. I am here talking about a thoroughly crap horror game that costs five bucks. Because I want to waste what finite time I have on this Earth. 

This i...

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Podquisition 276: Remove Yourself From The Internet

Fan mail has gotten interesting during these UNCERTAIN times. Also Final Fantasy VII Remake, Resident Evil, Totally Reliable Delivery Service. Also also, the PS5 controller looks cute.

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The Spin Off Doctors: Jumanji: The Next Level

Have you ever seen a hippo do a poo?

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XP Boosters Are Some Sinister Bullshit (The Jimquisition)

Boosters are a common form of microtransaction across the videogame landscape. XP Boosters are easily the most common, but currency boosters and other forms progress speeders are out there as well....

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Resident Evil: Resistance - I Like It But It's Kinda Bad? (Jimpressions)

Resident Evil: Resistance is the multiplayer game attached to Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, and unfortunately it's just that - a mere attachment. 

It's half-baked, and not very good at all. ...

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Remastered - Secure The Burger Town (Jimpressions)

Here is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Remastered, confusingly released after Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, the game this isn't a sequel of. Good ol' Activision!  

But seriously, Modern ...

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Podquisition 275: We've Also Mentioned Tiger King

Thought you could escape mentions of Tiger King? We have mentioned it as well! Briefly, but we did it! 

We also discuss Resident Evil 3, Bleeding Edge, Saints Row 4, My Time in Portia, a...

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Asking Sterling: Subsistence

Let it not be said that Jim Sterling doesn't fulfill his duties... eventually. 

Yes, it's another Q&A podcast where patrons get to ask the questions and I do an answering of them. Th...

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Resident Evil 3: Nemesis - Bloody Terrifying, Terrifyingly Bloody (Jimpressions)

Resident Evil 3: Nemesis is as excellent as it is scary, and it is very scary. Take it from someone who doesn't scare easily - Capcom pushed the boat out on making this one pure paranoia fuel. ...

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Mister Negative (The Jimquisition)

Laugh and the world laughs with you? Not entirely true, apparently. 

In my career, I've been told to be more positive, to produce happier content, to smile more. I've been told I need to...

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Bleeding Edge - Senua's Smackrifice (Jimpressions)

It is a strange thing to see Ninja Theory - known for such games as Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice, DmC, and Enslaved: Odyssey to the West - put out a hero-based multiplayer game, especially since it...

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Podquisition 274: Moon Juice

The world may be going to hell, but the Moon will always have juice.

Also on the docket is Doom Eternal, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, The Automatic Naughts, and Call of Doodoo Woozoo.

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Animal Crossing: New Horizons - The Drugs Don't Work, They Just Make You Worse (Jimpressions)

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a game I wouldn't expect to get criticized too seriously in this video. Mostly because I don't respect the game enough. 

I'm notoriously lacking in patie...

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The Videogame Retailers That Would Rather Kill Than Die (The Jimquisition)

GameStop has finally closed its doors during the recent health crisis, despite remaining adamant it would continue to expose its workers and customers to risk. 

It's among several videog...

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Doom Eternal - I Chained, I Sawed, I Conquered (Jimpressions)

Doom Eternal could easily have just served up more of what Doom 2016 did. Nobody would have complained. Instead, id Software gave this sequel an entirely new energy.   

More intense...

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Podquisition 273: Toilet Paper

How has the Podquisition gang been during this weird scary time? Well, they're still here to tell you if your favorite games are great or perfect, so there's that. Let's talk about the PS5 for a bi...

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Coronavirus (The Jimquisition)

It's a subject we couldn't get away with not discussing. Coronavirus. The global pandemic that's reached a scale beyond previous outbreaks. The reason your dad bought all that toilet paper. A real ...

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Podquisition 272: The Gulag Economy

Coronavirus killed Podquisition. Also, we talk about Call of Duty: Warzone's Gulag policy, Nioh 2, and Roller Champions.

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Call Of Duty: Warzone - The Plane Poops People (Jimpressions)

Activision Blizzard is hopping into the realm of the battle royale once more with Call of Duty: Warzone. It is a Call of Duty battle royale game. That's about all you need to know. 

A co...

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A Video About Resident Evil And Final Fantasy VII Remake (The Jimquisition)

We're all dying from flu here at Jimquisition Headquarters. It's not coronavirus! Anyway, let's talk about remakes, their critical acclaim, and what their success says about the industry. 

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Podquisition 271: Synchronized Peeing

CaseyExplosion joins the crew for this week's show as your old pal Jim Sterling is sick with flu. Don't worry though - the big sick idiot turns up partway through to complain about being ill. ...

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Final Fantasy VII Remake Demo - Jessie's Gotta Have It (Jimpressions)

Final Fantasy VII Remake is easily one of the most anticipated games in years. Hell, it's been anticipated FOR years. Square Enix is stoking that excitement with a demo, and the demo is... quite go...

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The Fucking Terminator (The Jimquisition)

Did you know a new Terminator film came out? If you pay attention to the "AAA" videogame market, you'd know. You couldn't help but know. 

Terminator: Dark Fate has been placing its produ...

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