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Dreams - Pretty Big Planet (Jimpressions)

Dreams is the culmination of everything Media Molecule has worked towards for many years. Technically it's impressive, and the people producing content for it are talented as heck... sometimes. &nb...

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Podquisition 270: Tic Tacs

Hidden Tic Tac truths are revealed, Devil May Cry 3 is good, Dreams is full of nonsense, and Laura played a ghost dating game. 

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Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition - Upping The Dante (Jimpressions)

Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening is a terrific game that has aged astonishingly well, a fact that becomes clear within moments of playing it today. 

A good excuse to play it today is D...

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It's Just A Game (The Jimquisition)

Influencers are like proper celebrities now, so we have to listen to everything they say. 

Ninja is an influencer, and he has plenty to say. Recently the Mixer Man caused a fuss by extol...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Detective Pikachu

Secrets and mysteries abound as Ryan Reynolds pretends to be a yellow mouse for a minute.

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Podquisition 269: The Nudest Podcast In Town

Swing by the studio and demand we take our clothes off! Podquisition gets a new groove as we try out a studio space and discuss Spec Ops: The Line, Sonic the Hedgehog, and house clothes. 

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Darksiders Genesis - Looks Like Diablo, Plays Like Not-Diablo

Darksiders Genesis is a strange one. While it may look like a Diablo style affair, it remains a Darksiders game at heart, with combat and mechanics taken straight from the main series. 

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J. Allen Brack's Unrepentant Bullshit (The Jimquisition)

Blizzard Entertainment President J. Allen Brack is a man who knows he doesn't have to apologize, and that's why he's never done it. 

Sure, you may feel like you've heard him apologize, a...

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Podquisition 268: Travel

Your old pal Jim Sterling is in Philadelphia now, though arriving did not come without a hefty price. 

Also, we discuss The Dark Crystal's bad game, pattern recognition in a game about t...

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Credit Where Credit's Due (The Jimquisition)

Credit. When people work on something, it's only right to expect those people get credit. Unfortunately, the videogame industry is a wasteland of sleaze, and companies seem to think credit is optio...

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The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics - It's Shit (Jimpressions)

I'm a big Dark Crystal fan - loved the movie, adored the Netflix show. The latter has been adapted to videogame form as The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics, and it's really quite bad. ...

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The Folly Of Gamer Boycotts (The Jimquisition)

Pokémon Sword & Shield shifted over 16 million units worldwide despite a significant amount of pre-release controversy. Angry older fans may have promised a boycott, but the game's success has...

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Journey To The Savage Planet - I Want A Meat Buddy (Jimpressions)

Journey to the Savage Planet is a fun little game that looks a bit like No Man's Sky and plays a bit like Metroid Prime. It's also full of bug-eyed round birds that are kind of adorable, and has a ...

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Podquisition 267: Videogames Inside Tables

Frankly, I think this one was really good. Anyway, we talk about monkey films, arcade tables, the official rap song for The Binding of Isaac, Wattam, and more. 

Oh, and at some point we ...

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Should 'Metroidvania' Be Abolished? (The Jimquisition)

As a term, "Metroidvania" has existed for almost twenty years, used to describe a certain sub-type of action game. A game like Metroid. Or Castlevania. Y'know, a Metroidvania. 

Some crit...

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Podquisition 266: Luma Temtem

This podcast is definitely not off the rails. 

Also, Disco Elysium, TemTem, and Terminator: Resistance.

 

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Terminator: Resistance - Resisting Publicity (Jimpressions)

Yes, a Terminator game happened a little while ago. Even more shockingly, it's quite good! I've been enjoying it, anyway. 

An FPS with a Fallout Lite template, Terminator: Resistance is ...

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The Game Industry's Performative Concern For Children (The Jimquisition)

The game industry hates to take responsibility for its own nonsense, and as regulators around the world hold it accountable for in-game gambling, publishers are scrabbling for a scapegoat.  View Post

Podquisition 265: Baby Butterbiscuits

Baby Butterbiscuits wants his ba ba! Also, we talk about Life is Strange 2, Disco Elysium, Assassin's Creed, and the next generation of consoles. 

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The Spin-Off Doctors: Demon Knight

We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon Knight, a terrific Tales from the Crypt movie that features ...

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A Video Discussing That Horny TayTay Movie Getting Patched (The Jimquisition)

Cats, starring Taylor Swift and Idris Elba as horrible nightmares, is a fine example of how movies are starting to resemble videogames in terms of how they're treated post-launch. 

It wa...

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Podquisition 264: Cats Are Not Dogs

We definitely don’t spend a large portion of the time talking about Cats and whether it is great or perfect.

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The Most Influential Game Of The Decade (The Jimquisition)

Before we force ourselves to face the reality that is 2020, I want to take one last look over the previous decade. More than that, I want to think about what influence means. 

Today's vi...

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Podquisition 263: Looking Back On 2019

With 2019 having concluded, 2020 envelops us in its warm tendrils. Let's look back at the past horrible year before we deal with another horrible year.  

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Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)

2019 is rapidly nearing its bitter end, so it's time once more to smear grime on ourselves, lament loudly, and welcome Skeletor for our annual look at the shittiest games of the year!

From An...

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Asking Sterling (A Patreodcast) #21

Yet another podcast where patrons ask the questions and I do lots of answering them all good. Today we chat about eggs, old cartoons, remakes, PS1 games, and the Hardest Thing. 

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The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2019

Award time at last! The Game Awards may have its industry recognition, production values, exclusive announcements, and viewers, but The Jimquisition Awards have a "woosh" sound effect.

Clearl...

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Podquisition 262: Urban F*cking Champion

Yakuza, Pokemon, the Xbox Series X and the Game Awards all get talked about. Also, the greatest Urban Champion fan game in the world. 

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The Slimy Sleaze Of That Apolitical Bobby Kotick (The Jimquisition)

Videogame executives are getting very good at exploiting some peoples' aversion to political discussions, especially when it comes to covering their tracks and avoiding uncomfortable questions.&nbs...

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Podquisition 261: Sticky Coffee

Talking about coffee problems, David Lynch, Aliens, Assassins, and... Urban Champion.

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