Knack 2 Review - Knackered
The sequel nobody asked for turns out to be the game nobody needed to play.
2017-09-10 17:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Podquisition Episode 146: Knack Is The Bing Of Mascot Platformers
This week we talk about the big games we stuck our hands into, chiefly Destiny 2 and Knack 2.
Also, Game of Thrones, Mario isn't a plumber, and this podcast is haunted.
2017-09-07 16:24:33 +0000 UTC View PostWarriors All-Stars Review - Nights of Atelier Nioh
Dynasty Warriors, Nioh, Deception, and more join forces to smash up some anthro cats because of some reasons.
2017-09-06 20:11:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Shadow of Warner Bros.
It was sincere and touching, and that's all it should've been, but the decision to charge for content honoring the late Mike Forgey altered the conversation.
Alright then, let's get into this ...
2017-09-04 13:13:32 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle
Laura Kate reviewed that Rabbids game for us. Kind of fitting she was the one to do it, all things considered.
2017-09-03 16:46:06 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 145: Noctis' Mons Pubis
Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed team up to make sick happen, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is finally here, and we're definitely not loading our Raspberry Pi with ...
2017-08-31 12:11:50 +0000 UTC View PostBethesda's Paid Mods That Aren't Paid Mods But Are Paid Mods
Those paid mods that Bethesda said weren't paid mods turned out to be paid mods and also worse than paid mods.
The Creation Club has gifted a bounty unto Fallout 4, and it looks like things are litt...
2017-08-30 20:27:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance
Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean.
This time, vampire cowboys.
2017-08-29 15:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Call Of Looty
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is the latest Early Access darling, but like Ark and Darkest Dungeon, it's learning that such a status comes with caveats.
Hot off the heels ...
2017-08-28 13:23:14 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 144: Harold The Giraffe
We'll never find out why Harold the Giraffe is allowed in schools.
Elsewhere, we detail the sad fate of McBusted, The SNES Classic preorders are an unsurprising mess, and some videogame stuff ...
2017-08-24 10:19:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: The Joykilling Culture Of 'AAA' Games
We Happy Few has slowly transformed since it first arrived on Early Access, but its latest metamorphosis was sudden and jarring - it's a "AAA" game now.
Gearbox acquiring the title, and the...
2017-08-21 13:32:48 +0000 UTC View PostAgents of Mayhem Review - Agents Of Maybe Later
Agents of Mayhem is a passably amusing game shackled forever to the fact it's less than its peers in every single way.
2017-08-19 15:23:58 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 143: The Dark Souls Of Eyes Wide Shut
Orgies are discussed, as is the way of things.
Elsewhere, we talk about developers who tell naughty lies, Jim Sterling becoming Undertale canon, Sonic Mania, Agents of Mayhem, and more.
2017-08-17 13:34:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Tron
The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.
2017-08-15 12:29:06 +0000 UTC View PostSonic Mania Review - Blue Skies Ahead
Sonic Mania is a brilliantly staged celebration of the past that acts as a true sequel to the Genesis line of games.
2017-08-14 15:03:14 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Shadow Of More Dollars
Oh sorry, did you think we were NOT going to look at microtransactions coming to Shadow of War?
Did you think the appearance of loot boxes for a single-player game would escape my Sauronesq...
2017-08-14 11:40:14 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 142: A Trail Of Blood And Spunk
I didn't wanna call today's episode what it is. You can thank Gav and Splatoon 2 for that.
Otherwise, let's chat about Shadow of War's loot boxes, the curse of Hellblade, and how millennials d...
2017-08-10 12:35:20 +0000 UTC View PostHellblade: Senua's Sacrifice Review - For The Damaged (Coda)
Say you were me,
Then you could see the view,
You'll know we are equally damaged,
Don't be a fool, make it easier,
You'll learn to say when,
Signal if you can't say, "no more."
The Jimquisition: Shexy Shelob
In the world of videogames, even spiders need to be sexy, because Heaven forbid even Shelob be allowed her ugliness.
When Shadow of War isn't busy introducing loot boxes, it's redesigning spid...
2017-08-07 12:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 141: Drawing Geralt's Bath Sausage
Builders get their knobs out, everybody knows this. It's part of the construction gig.
Elsewhere, The Witcher 3 has a coloring book, GameStop hates its employees, and Warframe gets some discus...
2017-08-03 13:08:04 +0000 UTC View PostSplatoon 2 Review - Inkremental Changes
You're a kid, you're a squid, and etcetera...
2017-08-02 18:24:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution
I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out.
Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!
2017-08-01 18:24:45 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: The PS4 Trash Tour
As a nice treat, we're going on a field trip today. Come with me to Hell, as we scour the underbelly of the PlayStation Store.
The Power of PlayStation, it turns out, is a dark and foreboding ...
2017-07-31 15:57:27 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 140: Bird-Faced People Eating Arses
This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre.
Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn'...
2017-07-27 15:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostUnity Has An Image Problem (The Jimquisition)
Unity has an image problem, but who is to blame? According to at least one developer, it's the media's fault. Fake news!
But Unity, now linked heavily to some of the worst games in the world, really...
2017-07-24 16:12:15 +0000 UTC View PostPodquisition Episode 139: Grandma Nintendo
There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character.
Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!?
Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus m...
2017-07-20 14:36:46 +0000 UTC View PostThe Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000
Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.
At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.
2017-07-18 18:49:18 +0000 UTC View PostThe Loose Boys Are Coming!
The Loose Boys is the first animated show to come from The Jimquisition production house! Lovely lads Jim Sterling and Jonathan (Just Jonathan) are here to entertain.
Well, one of us is here t...
2017-07-18 15:30:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe Jimquisition: Steam Needs To Axe Shithead Developers
Let's not beat about the bush. Valve can fix Steam's nastiest problem, but it involves showing some authority.
Valve may hate to put the boot down, but if you want to stop having Digital Homic...
2017-07-17 17:02:34 +0000 UTC View PostReview: Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy
Meant to do this a bloody week ago, finally got to it.
2017-07-15 17:12:02 +0000 UTC View Post