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Chapter 118: (Not) A Natural Fighter

“Ack!” Jason reflexively threw his hands in front of his face. He was not a trained fighter. He wasn’t even an untrained fighter, and faced with instant, overwhelming aggression, his first in...

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Chapter 117: Unearned Power

‘William Oh’s sheer manliness that exudes a potent miasma that unites people of all races, of all walks of life. They gather together, believing they have united to oppose a common enemy, b...

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Chapter 116: Prophet of the End

‘Your request for a Party of your peers is denied. We will take your debrief about the boy under advisement, but the church has more concerns in the world than a single Deceiver. Concentratin...

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Suggestions for Jason's Class (spoilers)

So, since Jason subbed in Will's hand for the Saint piece the Church wanted him to use, he's going to get a similar class.

I was trying to think of a suitably badass name, and came up with t...

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Chapter 115: Cheese Morale

‘I feel I was denied....critical…NEED TO KNOW…information.’

-          Caddock, to the High Saint’s Council of Gra...

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People been asking

People been asking for clarity on exactly how he shot 100ish people with Phantom Hand Simultaneously and they died.

This is how i saw it in my head.


I added a picture that helps d...

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Chapter 114: Dangerous as They Say

Boots of the Returning Hero

+5 Resistance

+3 Focus

Allies of the wearer of these boots ca...

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Chapter 113: Re-equipping

**Jason***

“HGRFBLE!” Jason let out a string of consonants as he tumbled backwards and hit his head on the far wall.

“What the-,” Jason’s complaint was cut off by a m...

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Chapter 112: Seeing a Friend Off

Will had developed a method for carrying the urns one-handed: The rim of the urn was fairly strong, able to support the entire thing, so Will just flicked the top off and grabbed it by the rim, bal...

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Let's pick a name for the Set

I can work out the details of exactly what it does once we figure out a name we like.

These were chosen from the ones that had a lot of likes and i wouldn't mind calling it.


Just...

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Chapter 111: Love Letter From Holdna

On the day of their wedding, Holdna gave Ouroboros a feathered cape that allowed him to fly. In return, Ouroboros twisted himself into The Tower, so she would have something limitless to observ...

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Need Set names, + Set bonuses

So i think I'll have Will put all his current gear into the pile of refined ash (once i figure out how to make that happen) and hit it all with Sourdough.

The result will be a Set. The name ...

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Chapter 110: Blessed Steel

“I said put me down, you scum-peddling shit-mouths!” Jason shouted at the top of his lungs, beating on the helmets of the people carrying him. It didn’t do any good, but it made him feel bett...

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Chapter 109: Cat and Mouse

“It’s the oddest thing.” The tracker said, sniffing the wind.

Caddock raised a brow and waited.

“Every once in a while I’ll get a whiff of a campfire, but it’s hard to nail ...

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Chapter 108: Hunted

‘He’s got a two day head start, on you, which is more than he needs. William Oh’s got friends in every town and village from here to the wastes, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every l...

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Chapter 107: Regroup

Speaker, urgent news.

What could possibly be urgent enough to pull me out of breakfast with the baron?

Laniston is gone.

What does tha...

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Chapter 106: Blitz

You better watch out,

You better not cry,

You better get out.

Ya better run now…I’m telling you why

William oh is c...

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Chapter 105: Level 30

‘Level thirty is a big jump in power and flexibility for most climbers. It’s the first level where a Climber gets a Primary, Secondary, and Tertiary upgrade all at once, and it’s usually ...

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Ability Suggestions For Level 30

I'm sitting here in the hotel about to write, when I realized Will has finally hit level 30, Where he gets to pick a new Tertiary Ability.

The key point about Tertiary Abilities is that they...

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Chapter 104: The Double Fake Out

Oh yeah? Well, When William oh was a child, he wandered into the strategy room of the gods themselves.

Seeing that none of them were around, he spent many hours amusing himself b...

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Vacation coming up!

Hey everybody, just wanted to keep you in the loop.

I'm going on vacation from the 2nd to the 9th of Feb. Gonna fly out to Vegas to spend some time with some friends then come back.

I...

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Chapter 103: Getting the Hang of it

I’m telling you it was freakin’ mermaids! Thousands of ‘em wearing practically nuthin’, fought off the scalies with their bare hands and brought me back to the surface before d...

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Chapter 102: Interrogation

Once, after a mighty battle, Ouroboros was caged by Granesh and the deity demanded that the World Snake give over the secret of his immortality.

Oroborous slipped out of the cage...

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Chapter 101: Scripted Defeat

You know, I heard Granesh was so afraid of William Oh’s arrival on this Floor that he allied with a secret clan of fishpeople to create the Scramble, hoping to delay his progress up The Tower...

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Chapter 100: Night Moves

The blade glimmered in the lamplight as it was thrust down towards Will’s chest.

Will’s spine cried out in pain as he contorted inside his hidey-hole, barely shifting his body far enough ...

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Chapter 99: Dictum of Sweet Dreams

Aboard Shimmer, Will was staring at the setting sun, eyes narrowed for a moment before he glanced away, diverting his gaze to the sails bobbing all around them, dyed orange by the sunset.

Lam...

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Chapter 98: Float On

Anna lay sprawled against the rigging, leaning up against the piles of thick ropes. Just getting her bearings

She’d been terrified the first few moments as sharks had swirled down from the ...

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Chapter 97: Strategy Meeting

Trying to outmaneuver William Oh is an exercise in futility. He invented the art of strategy thousands of years before he was even born. He has forgotten more about underhanded tactics than he ...

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Chapter 96: Gerrymandering

ger·ry·man·der

/ˈjerēˌmandər/

verb

gerund or present participle: gerrymandering

    manipulate the boundar...

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Chapter 95: Any Boat in a Storm

The headcrab matron’s body stiffened as all the joy an excitement drained from her expression. Both from the human and the crab laying eggs in the corner of the room.

Her hand shifted sligh...

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