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FMH: Everything ~ Fourteen

The first stop for The Four was visiting the kingdom's Spymaster. Everyone had somewhat expected the Archmage to hold the position, so they were vaguely surprised to be met by Ma’am, the head mai...

FMH: Everything ~ Thirteen

- Luke-

The Murderhobo was escorted to his room, and as promised, it was a well-appointed, luxurious suite. The Royal Guardsman who had escorted him drew a line with his finger at the thres...

FMH: Everything ~ Twelve

“Your majesty, with all due respect,” Andre began speaking slowly and carefully with a clenched jaw, not sure how he should be handling this topic, “As I understand, it is my right to-”

FMH: Everything ~ Eleven

Taylor looked at the city walls that loomed in the distance, even from here her eyes could notice the improvements, upgrades, enchantments, and sheer wealth that had been poured into enhancing them...

FMH: Everything ~ Ten

- Taylor -

After she heard the sounds of combat coming from a different part of the cavern than they were in, Taylor blasted her way through the stone keeping her in place, ready to do the ...

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FMH: Everything ~ Nine

It took a short while for Luke to get his bearings, as he had run through the forest with his eyes closed. Yet, without Andre here to repair the damage that he had done, it was fairly obvious which...

FMH: Everything ~ Eight

- Luke -

Watching the portal *snap* closed right in front of him, it was all Luke could do to not fly into a rage and start smashing things. Squinting his eyes, he tried to make a ...

FMH: Everything ~ Seven

“I'm not sure if anyone has noticed this yet; is it just me… or is there a giant pillar of light going from the ground to the sky from the spot where Andre finished his quest?” Zed pointed st...

FMH: Everything ~ Six

After a short rest, a good meal, and gathering his friends around him, Andre was most certainly in a better place mentally. Each of his friends were looking on with excitement, interest, or absolut...

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FMH: Everything ~ Five

- Andre -

The Druid stood in the center of his terraformed paradise, ankle deep in the mud rich with fertilizers and nutrients that he would need for the final push. He took in a deep breat...

FMH: Everything ~ Four

Weeks later, from their perspective, Luke and Zed stepped out of the portal and back into the lush green forest that had been created by Andre. The Murderhobo let out a deep sigh of disappointment ...

FMH: Everything ~ Three

“I have officially seen the issue for myself, and I think we should vacate the premises immediately.” Zed cautiously released Luke’s neck when the man didn't stop running, tucking and rolling...

FMH: Everything ~ Two

Zed, Andre, Taylor, and Luke stood together in person for the first time in nearly three months. They had grown comfortable with each other and were aware of each other's presence in a way that eli...

FMH: Everything ~ One

Luke the Murderhobo slouched in a chair crafted of vines and living wood, staring sullenly at the lush, verdant paradise he found himself in. Every once in a while, a tree branch would slightly ext...

FMH: Everything ~ Prologue

As the first hints of daylight began to transform the false dawn into a beautiful morning, Zed the Bard admired the sky as it was painted by the forces of creation.

“What a beautiful day to...

CWD: OE ~ Epilogue

Needless to say, that was not the ending that Johnny Meat had been hoping for. The Patron of the CruxTerran Commander was absolutely furious and was trying to scream at Arriod. In fact, he...

CWD: OE ~ Forty-Two

The Guild Leader of the Chip's Guild, the last and best hope for humanity, brought his blades above his head and slammed them down. His chef's knife was aimed at the exposed throat, his cleaver poi...

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CWD: OE ~ Forty-One

Nacho didn't need any tricks; he bull-rushed Arriod, hoping that he would be able to beat the man down with his strength combined with the sheer force of numbers that he was able to bring to bear. ...

CWD: OE ~ Forty

The cook blinked as he stared in shock around the empty space where he and Arriod had appeared. An instant later, Johnny Meat arrived, and Nacho began to despair. If the Crux Terran’s Patron had ...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Nine

There was one thing that Arriod had not been expecting: Nacho wasn't the kind of person who would let a little bit of pain stop him from fulfilling his goals. While Nacho wasn’t entirely certain ...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Eight

Nacho winced as the first hunger pangs of the Starvation Debuff twisted his guts. The smell inside the cabinet seemed tailor-made to enhance their discomfort: every last inch was crammed with a var...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Seven

Nacho stood sweating in front of the giant electric stove that continued to glow red-hot. To his right and left, the gas burners spewed bright blue flames. The situation seemed utterly hopeless; at...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Six

They ran to catch up to the group, and Nacho called for everyone to stop. A few of them were so tired that simply standing still was enough to make them collapse to the ground, barely awake. “Put...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Five

Nacho lifted Jennifer in a Princess carry, clasping her hand and trying to reassure her—even though he knew there was a chance, however small, that she would be nothing more than a burned-out hus...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Four

Reuben and Jennifer were yelling about something that no one could hear, thanks to the calamitous noise of the garbage disposal. Nacho calculated their odds of escape, briefly letting out a whisper...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Three

“It’s hour eighteen in the Starvation Dungeon, and no one is losing Hunger Points yet.” Nacho looked around to confirm the accuracy of his assertion. “It’s only a matter of time, so we ne...

CWD: OE ~ Thirty-Two

As everyone sprinted forward in an attempt at pushing past the incoming wave of monsters, Reuben cast Positive Vibes on the group. “That should make it so you can hit hard enough to knock them ou...