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Conventional Wisdom: MAGFest 2017 - page 5

  

Actually, that last like could be my life motto. Lord knows I say it often enough.

Speaking of which, this is NOT the last of the MAGFest comics. As with the public stuff going up...

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Conventional Wisdom: MAGFest 2017 - page 4

  

See, social media followers? I warned you that the words “Sudden Apocalyptic Need To Poop” would be appearing somewhere in these comics! And I’m not exaggerating for comedic effec...

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Conventional Wisdom: MAGFest 2017 - page 3

  

This page would be sort of confusing under any circumstances, that was kind of the point. Still, I think I made it more impenetrable than it really needed to be through some awkward pag...

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Conventional Wisdom: MAGFest 2017 - page 2

  

I’m weirdly observant of the music that plays in hotel bathrooms . I’...

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Conventional Wisdom: MAGFest 2017 - page 1

  

I, for one, feel that God has better things to do that work signs and portends regarding the future of one dweeb’s obscure webcomic. If I were conceited enough to think otherwise, tho...

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Point Me At The Sky - What Happened?

  

(I was torn on whether to lump this in with the Far Out There blogs or make it some kind of standalone, but the later would make it hard to find again afterwards. Plus, these characters...

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Conventional Wisdom: Anohana - page 5

HEY WOW! This one is actually coming out a week after the last one!

I know this is a trope of school-based stories in general, so it feel a little petty to specifically complain about this one insta...

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Conventional Wisdom: Anohana - page 4

Oh boy, where to even start...

So, in all honesty, I'd kind of been planning to wait until after the big Conventional Wisdom MAGFest update to start doing Anohana comics again, but GREAT GOOGLY MOOG...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 17

  

BECAUSE VIOLENT THREATS SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS. Gilb has learned the ways of the humans well.

And what’s that at the bottom? TO BE CONTINUED? Why yes! One of the many, MANY reasons ...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 16

  

Sometimes I feel like these comics create the impression that I don’t have any faith in the public education system… which is an entirely accurate impression to have of me, but no o...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 15

  

Oh right! Becky’s a character in this comic too, isn’t she? Yeah, I feel kinda bad that the part of the story that ended up being this comic’s big comeback should be one where one...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 14

  

You are now imagining horrible, unspeakable things being done to four screaming, terrified children. MERRY CHRISTMAS! (honestly, I’m kind of glad these posts dragged out so long that ...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 13

*gulp*

(BTW: this page took WAAAAY to long to properly scale without messing up the faint smoke/fire effect in the back.  Fitting for lucky page 13, huh?)

2016-12-27 04:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 12

DRAMTICALLY DRAGGING OUT THE REVEAL FOR INCREASED TENSION!

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 11

  

While I’m probably not a good enough artists to truly take advantage of it, one of the advantages of the comic art form is that you can easily show multiple events simultaneously. Sho...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 10

  

When you’re drawing a comic without dialog, you have to establish character via other means. Like, say, cluttered rooms. (By the way, I’m still conditioned to use “pro-wrestling f...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 9

  

I’d just like to take a second and thank the copy/paste command and MangaStudio’s “free transform” function for making that backwards map possible.

Also, let’s all try n...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 8

DRAMATIC SUITING UP MONTAGE

“The pathetic Earthlings believe their “back-packs” are the pinnacle of back-based carrying systems. Our technology is LIGHTYEARS more advanced!”

Also, ther...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 7

  

Yeah, TED. Geez, we just can’t leave you alone in the lab for five minutes, can we, TED?

(apologies to any readers with the name of Ted)

Also, it seems Becky’s family ha...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 6

  

Gamera’s Pizza is nowhere near as good as Godzilla’s Pizza, but it’s a LOT cheaper, and still pretty satisfying if you’re just really craving some pizza and don’t care how nut...

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Becky & Gilb: Chapter 5 - page 5

  

The thought just now occurs to me that Gilb being able to determine the identities of four separate children from the evidence on one single spitball raises several weird, icky question...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 4

CONFIRMED: WII REMOTES ARE ACTUALLY ALIEN TECH!!!

So, I set a ground rule for myself not to do layers and layers of colors and screen tones and gradients in these comics. Some of that was just to ma...

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Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 3

That's pretty much what I'm going to look like once this last bit of December comic-ing is finally done, though not for the same reason.  Also, PLOT-RELEVANT SPITBALLS!

2016-12-26 03:52:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Becky & Gilb: chapter 5 - page 2

EDIT: oh dang it, I didn't actually call the first page "page 1" did I?  Ooops.  Well, anyway...

  

In case you didn’t read up on 2016-12-26 03:29:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Becky & Gilb chapter 5: The Revenge of Vengeful Vengeance

  

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! At long last, the promised new Becky & Gilb comics are hitting The Internet, and YOU ALL GET TO SEE IT FIRST!

…actually, the more exciting thing is...

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Apologies/Pre-Christmas Hype

  


Given how shaky the schedule for things has been so far, I probably COULD have allowed the latest lapse to just go without mention and I doubt anyone would really have notice...

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Conventional Wisdom - Bronies, The Washington Post, and a T-Shirt

 

 

Okay, so the bare bones of this story have 2016-12-09 08:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Conventional Wisdom: Anohana - page 3


This is pretty much what my actual creative process is like… except that I don’t get into arguments with anthropomorphic cartoon animal creatures who belittle me at every opportunity… out...

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Conventional Wisdom: Anohana - page 2

There's a sick, twisted irony that the two things I'm always talking about are (A.) how much time I'm spending working on drawing comics and (B.) how I'm not getting enough comics out.  It'd have...

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Conventional Wisdom: Anohana - page 1

Part of me feels bad about kicking off this series with a comic that, let's face it, isn't REALLY about the show at all. But then again, these comics are as much about my experience watching the shows...

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