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The Jimquisition: Big Empty Sandboxes

Open world games are everywhere, and it's getting really stupid. You can tell they're happening just to follow a trend as well, since so few open world games manage to justify actually being open worl...

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The MEDIOCRE Awards 2016

Our second annual MEDIOCRE Awards are now up! Hooray? 

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Podquisition Episode 111: There's No Audience In Animal Penis Discussion

Is there an audience for animal penis talk? We find out as the hard questions get asked! 

In a reflective episode, the crew talk about 2016, looking back on the games they liked and naming the ...

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The Jimquisition: Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2016

2016 provided no shortage of absolute monstrosities to include in our annual list of the worst games ever. 

After much deliberation and tossing of wine glasses, The Jimquisition has narrowed th...

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Metabombed: Dead Rising 4 Is 'Awful, Just Awful'

Let's celebrate Christmas by looking at nasty comments. 

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Review: Darksiders Warmastered Edition

I did this. Because it was something to do. 

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Podquisition Episode 110: Gay

It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously). 

Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show ...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.

As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. 

Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros. 

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Review: Super Mario Run

Not impressive. Shame, because I was really looking forward to it.

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The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2016

The Jimquisition Awards 2016 are here! Five games, five awards, no Schick Hydrobot! 

Let us look at the top five games of 2016 and get really, really pissy about them. Hooray! 

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Titantransactions

Titanfall 2 got microtransactions, but they're not what I usually think of when I talk about the increasingly skeezy business practice. 

The DLC offerings in this game are refreshingly direct, ...

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Podquisition Episode 109: I Had A Plastic Cock (And Mum Didn't Care)

A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superior Final Fantasy XV porn parody, and Gav's Music Corner leads to some lovely ...

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The Bullshit Roundup: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered Just Got Microtransactions

I dedicate a whole BS Roundup to Activision and its latest scumhole move. 

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Full Service Station: A XXX Parody REVIEWED!

 Brazzers is at it again, this time with an impressively tenuous Final Fantasy XV parody that takes Cindy's "fan service" to another level.  

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Review: Final Fantasy XV

At long last, here are some words I wrote about a videogame!

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The Jimquisition: Final Fantasy And Patchwork Narratives

Square Enix has a roadmap of significant post-launch updates to Final Fantasy XV, going so far as to pledge entire narrative additions. 

The idea of patching in more story is inte...

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Review: Let It Die

I reviewed this game, Senpai! 

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Podquisition Episode 108: President Of The Giant Bird-Dog People

This week, the team chat about The Last Guardian and Dead Rising 4, plus the disagreement over Dishonored 2 continues.

Elsewhere, Gav chats music, we make fun of The Game Advertisements, and somethi...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Postal

Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? 

Let's...

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The Jimquisition: Steam Needs To Stop Selling Toys Full Of Cum

Almost 40% of Steam's entire library was published this year. A single year.

It's time to once again give Valve a dressing down for its lack of standards, because why not? 'Tis the season!

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Review: The Last Guardian

Yeah, this one's already upsetting people. 

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Review: Dead Rising 4

Lot of stuff happening today! We kick off with a review of Dead Rising 4. 

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Let’s Take A Moment To Laugh At ContentID Fucking Up The Game Awards

A quick editorial about how YouTube's automated copyright system has made The Game Advertisements unwatchable. 

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Podquisition Episode 107: David Cage In A Power Rangers Porno

Superbunnyhop joins Jim and Laura to discuss a Power Rangers porn spoof that has a David Cage-looking guy in it. 

Elsewhere, we talk about Final Fantasy XV, amazing ...

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The Jimquisition: Nintendo - A Shit Distributor And Fuckheaded Toymaker

Nintendo's manufactured scarcity is a commonly known deal, and it's just getting beyond ludicrous.

The NES Classic is the latest farce, shipping to stores in pitiful numbers despite well-known deman...

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Review: Pokemon Sun & Moon

I reviewed that there new Pokermans game. It has a Pokedmen in it.

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Podquisition Episode 106: Boglins & Fleshlights

On this week's sort-of-a-bit Thanksgiving episode, the gang discusses glang words for naughty bits and some of them are really rank.

Gavin gets his words in on Watch Dogs 2, the gang debates Dishono...

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Jimquisition Store Thankgodformesgiving Sale

Hi there!

So it feels grody and weird promoting the merch store on Patreon, since you folks already so kindly support me and it's just odd to suggest you paying for shit. That's why I tend to keep m...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it...

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The Jimquisition: Genitalia

Oh, Ubisoft! Watch Dogs 2 had to patch out some "particularly explicit" genitalia, and that's a big ol' laugh.

However, while one particular naughty bit is gone, others remain. Why is it okay for so...

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