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Mexican ruins Red Bull

buckle up boys and girls daddy had a lot of sugar for this one 

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cooking...

ok baby girls there’s some PHAT investigative journalism in the oven, prepare all of your holes, tomorrow (probably) 🚀🚀🚀

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The Nerve #9 - (HMRC enters the chat)

i came in a bit hot with this one but i needed to explain how the RPM enterprise has been thwarted by government intervention 

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The Nerve #8 - Fuckingham Palace

in this episode i yell about the missing submarine which may actually be the key to Aston Martins championship success, Meghan Markle having her livelihood taken away and a quick look at the latest...

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The Nerve #7 - B&Q Trans Pig

in this episode of the nerve i yell about my recent experience at B&Q, Jack Nicholls getting sacked for 'inappropriate behaviour' and answer some of your perfectly reasonable questions.  View Post

Q&A

Daddy’s broadcasting a nerve episode tomorrow so get your perfectly reasonable questions in NOW please and thank you


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lil vlog - upload rage

i woke up this morning and found this video on my phone from the night before. I have no memory of any of this. 



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The Mercedes Nervous Breakdown

i freebased some sugar, i licked a few toads, i pulled a 50 hour straight edit bomb and KAPOW my investigative journalism 

the documents:

2023-06-12 23:42:37 +0000 UTC View Post

cooking real nice...

YES I KNOW ITS TAKEN A WEEK

but i had to print out a document about weather manipulation

it will be out before i am assassinated by the stroll family

(Tuesday probably but ima pul...

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inbred ruins Aston Martin

i take an in-depth look into lance strolls performance so far this season, how he is impacting their championship hopes and also provide some constructive criticism  

do i even bother tr...

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cooking...

iv made lots of videos, this is by far my favourite 

tomorrow probably 

STAY. CALM.


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EMERGENCY BROADCAST - Sheffield Chainsaw Massacre

i report on the tragic events in imola last week that led to the Grand Prix been canceled, some people also died. as well as raging through some of the headlines, whats hot, what the kids are talki...

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cooking...

cooking an emergency broadcast from the highly anticipated Nerve Centre. Should be out before sigmalonso wins the Monaco Grand Prix. 

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The Red Bull Cuck Machine

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Update (definitely not a vlog)

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praying for a shit show let’s go baby MIAMI 2023

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Not a vlog(lie)- The Master Plan Unfolds

I spent the last week scrambling into my new bungalow/fuck house so I didn't have time to do anything, but at 3am on either Thursday or Friday I became delirious after not eating or sleeping in 5 d...

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The Nerve #6 - Average #teamLH behaviour

#teamLH are perfectly reasonable people who would never do something crazy like fake their own death to get a Mercedes factory tour. Because that would be insane. Also, Zak Brown was chatting shite...

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cooking...

its another rEaL tHIC bOI, half hour of investigative journalism so I will not leave the corsa until its done or I get arrested for 'loitering' (Thursday/Friday probs) 

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The Nerve #5 - ITS ALL CONNECTED

In this episode we go down the rabbit hole. Michael Masi returned and in doing so exposed an entire system of global connections only a schizophrenic could understand. I explain in great detail wit...

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everybody stay calm...

ok piss pigs

Things have been nuclear on my side over the past week. But I still managed to get into the garage and achieved a full broadcast.

But this ones THIC, maybe the THICest yet....

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Q&A - (Post Australian shite show)

Get your perfectly resonable questions in now for the next episode of The Nerve 🚀🚀🚀

- ps doesn't have to be F1 related or if there's a video or some shite you want me to react to put...

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Poll

Shall I cut the Mercedes ransom note bit from the last episode and upload it for the YouTube common wealth pigs? 

I may respect the result of the poll. 

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The Nerve #4 - Acid Brain Sex Zombie

(AUDIO VERSION)

some of the hardcore podcast people wanted the audio only version, so here it is, now you can listen to it as you go about your lawful bizness 

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The Nerve #4 - Acid Brain Sex Zombie

In this episode i yell about Osama bin latte boi triggering #teamLH, the adorable Mercedes ransom note, the banks going under and jeffery dahmer. 

The ransom note: 2023-03-31 17:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post

i went nuclear

Update:

Daddy couldn’t get in the garage for the past week, so I've murdered my entire family, lol jokes. but I did lose it and went with a nuclear option, I rented a studio and recorded a ...

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(Aston Martin enters the chat)

2nd upload cos some peeps having tEChNicAl dIFFicULtYs with the original upload. I think cos we're overloading Vimeo with our incredible power. so this one is using the Patreon video system which m...

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(Aston Martin enters the chat)

Fernando Alonso had a fight with Mercedes at the Bahrain Grand Prix and I ripped my cock off watching it. the cripple almost twated him out of the race on the first lap, mclaren are shit and Gary v...

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just crisping it off

In case you didn't see the YT post, no I have not been abducted by the CIA…yet. I had the bastard video almost done and then my hard drive became possessed by the devil and I lost everything so h...

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RPM Awards Part 2

I LIED its not coming out tomoz its coming out RIGHT FUKIN NOW cos daddy pulled a 24 hour straight edit bomb BOOM

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