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Saucy Side: Pirate Booty (Kent, Ferro, Ambrose, and Gray Version)

Moments inspired by: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66987476 

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2022-05-31 07:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer’s Blog: May June Not Be Like May

The Saucy Sides and UCRT Fairy Tales will come out tomorrow, with the final third of Gil’s interview released on Tuesday. All are over half written, and I just need to tie the bow and end the sto...

2022-05-30 03:52:59 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Short Story: The Ideal (Part 3, The End)

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66987476

2022-05-29 00:34:09 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Short Story: The Ideal (Part 2)

Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66987476 

2022-05-28 05:21:47 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Short Story: The Ideal

NB: The second half of this story is also releasing tonight, but I figured that I'd post the first half now since as most people are in a later time zone than I'm currently located...

2022-05-28 00:52:53 +0000 UTC View Post

The Great Rewritening Feedback Request: Chapters 8 & 9

I've already done a lot of work on these two chapters, so wanted to push out this post as soon as possible in order to quickly get working any changes that I didn't personally think of.

For t...

2022-05-26 00:14:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Chapter Seven 2.0 is UP!

Considering that this chapter primarily focused on walking up a flight of stairs, it went through a lot a changes. . .  and is now almost a third longer, due to all the variations with Nick’...

2022-05-25 23:49:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer's Blog: If I Only Had A Brain

I've been so distracted lately that yesterday I forgot to push the "Publish" button for the post notifying everyone that the 2.0 version of Chapter 6 was up! Sorry about that, and Chapter 7 should ...

2022-05-20 16:05:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess The Quote: Round 3 (Now with Solutions!)

No one's correctly guessed all of the quotes yet, although each has been been rightfully attributed by least one person (unless I overlooked an answer on discord, but I'm pretty sure that I checked...

2022-05-19 01:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess The Quote: Round 2

Clue: Each quote has been correctly identified at least once, but no one has guessed all correctly. All quotes are new lines by either an RO or a Wiseman, from the rewritten Chapters 6-9.

Be ...

2022-05-17 19:51:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer's Blog: Cancer Jokes Aren't Funny . . .

. . . But Virgos make great punchlines. (Ha.)

The good news: My mother's surgery was a success and her tumor was removed!

The bad news: She still needs chemotherapy as the cancer has me...

2022-05-17 02:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Photo: Ziva Fending Off The Paparazzi

My mother's surgery was sucessful yesterday! I'll post more tomorrow, but wanted to thank you all for the well wishes.

Waiting through her procedure definitely gave me new insight into what ...

2022-05-11 02:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer's Blog: Like That One Couple That Lights Each Other On Fire

Chapters 6 and 7’s rewrite is well under way! (Also, the majority of Chapter 9, because I found it easier to write all of Hope’s scenes at the same time. But Chapters 8 and 9 probably won’t g...

2022-05-07 00:49:21 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Saucy Side: Twilight Anniversary (Grayson)

When did darkness become alluring?

This thought occurs to you as you lie in bed, blindfold over your eyes, and wait.

There’s a reason that children, even the ones who pretend...

2022-05-01 00:20:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer's Blog: How To (Not) Start a Story

Sometimes writing is hard. Honestly, a lot of times writing is hard. For me, at least. I like telling stories. Typing them up is no more than a necessary evil in order for me to share those stories...

2022-04-30 04:26:25 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Short Story: Three Truths and Two Dogs (Part Two)

Part One: https://www.patreon.com/posts/65701262 

“Cerberus!” Glitch cursed...

2022-04-29 07:45:16 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Short Story: Three Truths and Two Dogs (Part One)

(Look forward to Part 2, coming tomorrow! This short story got long.)

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Every spring, Tobia...

2022-04-28 03:39:43 +0000 UTC View Post

The Great Rewritening: Chapter 5 In All It's 50,000 Word Glory

I managed to get it down from 60,000 words with some judicious editing, but this chapter is still hefty. It's also late because I made the dumb mistake of having CSIDE (the program I use t...

2022-04-26 00:36:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Mind Blind Sneak Peak: Vegetarian Restaurant Button

Chapter Five 2.0 will go up in a few hours (internet willing), but I'm sharing this snippet because I suspect most Buttons won't take time off wooing their love interests to go have have pineapple ...

2022-04-24 02:40:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Mind Blind Sneak Peek: Sally Romance Overhaul

Because I can never leave anything well enough alone, here's a sneak peak of Sally's new optional romance scenes! (Chapter five now almost breaks 60,000 words, but we're going to ignore that to foc...

2022-04-23 02:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Wiseman Family Fluff (An Excerpt)

Delays happening since I added in a new clue to Chapter 5 that comes up in Hope and John's convo. This requires me to add in a scene, taking out Button's solo walks around Chicago and replacing the...

2022-04-20 21:11:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer's Blog: Get An Annual Physical. Now. Yes, I Know It's Midnight. Do It Anyway.

Chapter 5 and 6 are finally rewritten. I just need to finish debugging the code, and they’ll be released this weekend. I tried to finish Chapter 7 as well to include the three chapters t...

2022-04-16 07:03:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Prettiest Please Answer This Poll And Earn My Eternal Gratitude

I'm finished with Chapter 5 (just had to resolve some issues that arose from switching computers), but I'm trapped with indecision about where to start it (and, subsequently, where to end Chapter 4...

2022-04-10 21:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Battle of Buttons, Part 2

Battle of Buttons, Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64548439

Note: This i...

2022-04-06 04:52:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Delivery Teaser: The CRAP System

Are YOU suitable for a postal career with THAB? Participate in the Courier Rating And Personality System to find out!

Link: 2022-04-04 02:24:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Writer's Blog: Minor Edits and Half A Map

I updated the demo for Mind Blind 2.0! Hoping everyone likes the changes--I feel like it truly adds depth to the main character. Perhaps takes a way a tiny (unimportant) bit of character c...

2022-04-02 02:37:28 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Interview: Battle of Buttons (Part 1)

Note: This ended up being a LOT different (and longer) than the reality show version I originally intended, with a main character from Delivery for the Damned rud...

2022-03-31 23:36:26 +0000 UTC View Post

MB Saucy Side: One Night Stand (Ambrosia Version)

Seoul isn’t a city.

At least, it’s not a city in the way that Chicago is a city. Seoul stands with New York and London and Tokyo, a sprawling labyrinth of tiered levels, neon skyscrapers ...

2022-03-31 05:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post