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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [79-82] [18+ Patreon exclusive chapters]

79: Morning Stars

The first pale threads of dawn crept through the curvy stained-glass arch above the bed, painting geometric patterns of amber and rose across the sleeping...

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Where the Predators Prowl [112-114]

112: BBQ Expansion

The steaks were halfway done when Nessy's phone buzzed. She glanced at the screen and her ears flattened against her skull.

"Oh no," she whispered.

"What?" I ...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [75-78]

75: Vampire Laundering

I pointed a finger gun at Sillicia in the back of my mind, visualizing the targeting reticle appearing right at the end of it. I mimed a mental recoil. Ba...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [73, 74]

73: Suspect

As they moved toward the exit, the Datamancer, Emperor and Marshal followed.

Sillicia frowned at them.

“The cat has to stay close enough for my ho...

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Where the Predators Prowl: [109, 110, 111]

109: Trimming Work

"I lick things? Is that all?" The Nessies asked simultaneously and then giggled.

"Lick things n’ sing ‘bout em!" Candace nodded. "It's like your whole thing! An...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [70, 71, 72]

70: Lissander Fox

-=[Sillicia Rozacia Frontenachi]=-

The magical community leaders retreated to the back room of the Seeker to give them some privacy per Aquillianne'...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [68, 69]

68: UwUs

I once again admired the three fantastic, custom gun bodies fabricated by Kawathra. They looked human-ish, with a pitch of surreal, otherworldly quality, hopefully...

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Where the Predators Prowl [106, 107, 108]

106: Home Sweet Dimensional Anchor

The increasingly jagged-looking, labyrinthine crystal roots and branches parted as we approached, melting away like ice under hot water. ...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [65, 66, 67]

65: Hearth Keeper 

"Start by helping! This house is a dump in dire need of a Hearth Keeper. You want to be the Baroness of Earth? Start by being the Baroness of this decrepit estate. F...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [63, 64]

63: Morning Mayhem [18+ Patreon Exclusive]

Sunlight broke through the ragged curtains, painting golden stripes across the tangled sheets. I cracked one eye open to discover a dark skull inc...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [61, 62]

61: Dream Therapy

Shady found a lush patch of moss near the crumbling edge of the rooftop, where the broken brick and concrete parapet came apart into colorful sand and met the endless drea...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [60, 61]

60: Haunting Dreams

I wasn’t a big fan of my dreams, especially after the anti-psychotic meds twisted them into awful, nightmarish reflections of reality deprived of any sensible directio...

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Where the Predators Prowl. 105: The Pied Piper of Entropy

"Yass! We definitely won," Nessy bounced giddily to where I stood. She was dripping, her sundress clinging to every curve. Without warning, she launched herself at me, wrapping her soaked body arou...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [Patreon Exclusive 18+ chaps] : [Ch 57, 58, 59]

57: Triangle 

I looked at Shady, who was tilting her head curiously, then back at Nexxali. "Nexy, you're high on catnip. And Shady's... getting better but still not exactly herself rig...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [52-56]

52 Vampire Mass Distribution 

"I always

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [49-51]

49: Agreements

The waves of Lake Quinault rushed up to meet me with all the hospitality of a concrete wall made of very cold water.

SPLASH.

I hit the surface hard enough to knoc...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [47, 48]

47: Southward

South pressed her face against the gas station window, watching Mount Olympus burn in the distance like the world's most fucked up bonfire. The orange glow pa...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [44-46]

44: Weaponized Thoughts

-=[Gun Unit 4791 Key]=-

Keiy's business and life's purpose was being a gun.

Her assigned core Quest was to aid and to d...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [42, 43]

42: The Inescapable Offer

"I..." Kawathra trembled, mouth opening and closing.

The Emperor of Earth was here, finally in her grasp and yet she was utterly powerless to do anything...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids: August art & sketches!

Shady at the shop pretending to be a doggo:

Buy me steakses!

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Where the Predators Prowl [104]

104: Dream Chasing

“Scale-bae, why must you be against fun things?” Candace asked.

“I’m not against fun things!” Kristi huffed. “I’m fine with beach dates and… Uhhh…...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [Ch 38-41]

38: Booknook Date

"Have fun on your dat

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [Ch 36, 37]

36: The Baroness of Earth

"This human showed great interest in working for you, according to his own statement that Keiy just sent me. Eighty two percent desire to be a subordinate? You are...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [Ch 34, 35]

34: Catfight

"Nexy, can't you use your voice on yourself?” I hissed at the Serval through chattering teeth as the gun and dragon began their plan to undermine the local c...

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Where the Predators Prowl [101, 102, 103]

101: Through the Looking Chalk

Brad's mop clattered to the floor as he stared at us. "What... what did you just do?" His voice cracked and warped, sounding less like tired-...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [31-33]

31: Taniwha

The crysta

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [25-30]

25: Vampire Tears

North existed in the

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [20-24]

20: Outside Boxes

"Thinking slower has

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids: [16-19]

16: Cultural War

[Emperor of Earth ಠ_ಠ]: I have Princess Aquillianne Quantivia Frontenachii in my custody. She appointed me as her planetary Administrator.

I half-lied.

The ...

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Stupid Sexy Cryptids [Ch 13, 14, 15]

13. Fake It to Make It

“I don’t think s

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