Boomer vs. Zoomer #3: Why Do BOOMERS Love MINIONS???
VIDEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18HqCGCPJBI
After a week hiatus, we...
2018-10-28 04:22:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios & Sirancha posts
Waifu Wars 007: The Criminal In My Apartment
It's finally done! It's finally here! Three of the most socially inept people I have ever met in my life talk about cartoon girls while I claw my goddamn eyes out in a desperate search for relief. ...
2018-10-25 13:39:17 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #11: Orlando, The Mecca of Porgs
Henlo it’s Skinachos. Asterios won’t let me watch anime until I write this post copy, so enjoy this episode of Porg Chatter before I put myself in an Idolm@ster coma like the worthless piece of hu...
2018-10-22 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Asterios Showkkinos: Who Is The Best Fictional Animal?
PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AND MY TOPIC SERIOUSLY
8pm EST @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVbqZ8CKrU
Boomer vs. Zoomer #2: Andy Signore, Zoomer Hero
We're back for episode two with a very special guest: Andy Signore, the creator of Honest Trailers, Movie Fights, and multiple enraged Twitter accounts. Is Andy innocent of the various claims multi...
2018-10-13 19:04:15 +0000 UTC View PostA Quick Reminder That I Am Lucky
Uh...I've been a little "woe is me" lately. Yeah, shit sucks sometimes. But I'm also pretty damn lucky, and I don't wanna forget that!
My arms and legs work. My head doesn't hurt consta...
2018-10-12 19:46:04 +0000 UTC View PostBoomer vs. Zoomer #1: Boomer vs. Zoomer vs. Pilot
DA MUMKEY & I are podcasting together!
I love this sweet little sweetie named Mumkey Jones. But he's like 900 years younger than me. So we've launched a podcast where we try and understan...
2018-10-07 00:19:09 +0000 UTC View PostGeneric Wrestling Podcast #2: Generic Hell In A Cell Main Event
Who won "The Hell In The Cell?" Certainly not the people who paid hundreds of dollars to not see a finish!
But also: ...
2018-10-04 08:41:14 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #10: "Tallard"
Ohayo gozaimasu! It’s Srirancha back with a brand new track—and it’s a new episode of Porg Chatter!
<... 2018-09-24 08:15:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe Five Minute Podcast: "Island Time"
Sirancha and I are in Orlando writing a new book and visiting my MOMMY!
We...
2018-09-21 06:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostGeneric Wrestling Podcast #1: Generic Hell In A Cell Main Event
I love wrestling, and I bet some of the people in this audience do to!
In this new show, me and my old college bestie Larnock The Destroyer predict who's gonna win WWE PPV matches each ...
2018-09-16 19:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostScience Friction 024: "Longboned"
We're back! After a long hiatus spent making 983 other podcasts, Science Friction warps in with all-new episode!
And this time, we embrace the NEW. Forget that crusty ol' TNG – this week, w...
2018-09-10 09:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #9: Porg Law with Nick Rekieta
The fuck? I'm not even IN this episode! Some Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory this turned out to be...here's the description from the Mother of Porgs herself, Siranche:
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Hello! It'...
2018-09-03 08:57:33 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Talks To Strangers #3: Producer Zwick!
More people could use a little Zwick in their lives!
That's why I'm launching ZWICK APPRECIATION WEEK. It's a campaign to tell content creators about America's Favorite Editor Boi, and find w...
2018-08-27 08:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Kills A Kid #6: Kick His Hopes And Dreams
New episode! Here's the description from Producer Jesse:
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For the first and last time, Asterios kills some adults.
Producer Jesse here! We've had a whole gaggle o...
2018-08-22 10:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS! Porg Chatter: Porgs Stop A School Shooting
The following was written by Sirancha, my insane co-host:
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Hello it’s Sir Nachos, coming to you with the first ever bonus episode of Porg Chatter!
If...
2018-08-20 04:27:13 +0000 UTC View PostVoyagerges #1: "That's Not How Evolution Works"
Is Voyager as bad as we remember?
As a kid, I gave Voyager like 6 episodes before getting bored. And I remember thinking to myself, "That's weird, I literally cry if I miss an episode of Deep...
2018-08-13 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Asterios Showkkinos: Live From Atlanta!
hey ya'll! here's the audio, straight from the mixing board. we didn't mic the audience so they sound a little quiet (yes...that's why they sound quiet...) but we all sound pretty ...
2018-08-06 23:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Hour-Long Five Minute Podcast #3: Do You Remember...
Hey! I'm writing you from a fourteen-hour long trainride that'll take me from North Carolina back home. I had a pretty fantastic weekend with my buddy 2018-07-30 20:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Waifu Wars 006: Please Ignore Those Gunshots Outside
Take the sweet sounds of us almost getting killed wherever you go!
2018-07-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #7: There Is No Porgcast
Sirancha and I have a new porg!
He's Wallard's brother, but he's very small, so his name is...SMOLLARD:
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Waifu Wars 006: "Ignore Those Gunshots Outside" with MUMKEY JONES & ASSBURGER!
oh man i love giving you guys this shit early. nobody else is getting this until friday. it's naruto vs pokemon with assburger and mumkey jones...ENJOY!
2018-07-22 08:20:42 +0000 UTC View PostAsterios Kills A Kid #5: Big. Soft. Cushiony.
Here's Producer Jesse to talk about this week's episode! Also: you can leave a voicemail for AKAK at (347) 705-7617.
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To Catch a Thrift-Shop-Owner, ...
2018-07-16 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostNEET Eats: "Time For Tendies"
It's the cooking show for people who hate cooking!
Do you wish your mommy still made your food? Are you addicted to take-out? Is your fridge nothing but cheap beer and string cheese?
If...
2018-07-05 12:30:06 +0000 UTC View PostPorg Chatter #6: Population Control
Porgs don't use alcohol to escape their problems! They're only addiction is hugs.
Sadly, Sirancha and I aren't porgs. We open this episode with a, frankly, unusually sincere conversation about...
2018-07-02 05:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostPlease Welcome NY's Newest Business...SPITE INCORPORATED!
Today is the first operational day of my new business, SPITE INCORPORATED!
But WHO deserves to be spited? Sound off in the comments for a free consultation from the PRESIDENT of Spite Inc...
Asterios Talks To Strangers #1: Izzy Nobre
I know a lot of cool people! Do YOU? If not, you will soon...because I'm forcing them to talk to me on my new podcast, "Asterios Talks To Strangers!"
This week, we talk to my ol' pal 2018-06-25 10:18:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Porg Chatter 005: The 7,000 Download Special!
They said it couldn't be done!
They said that there was no way a podcast about porgs would EVER hit 7,000 downloads!
And YOU PROVED THEM WRONG.
Porg Chatter, the only podcast in t...
2018-06-18 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostLast Night's Morristown Meetup Was A Complete Success
Let's have the next one in maybe late July? Any good ideas where we should do it?
Also gonna be live on Twitch tomorrow night at like 9EST. TWITCH.TV/ASTERIOSKOKKINOS
Science Friction 023 & Tee Shirt Giveaway TONIGHT, 8PM EST!
SF023 stars two of my favorite podcasters: Kevin Cole & Jeff Pennington.
Kevin DM's a D&D podcast called Pretend Friends...
2018-06-11 17:54:08 +0000 UTC View Post