Wow. Well, we were gonna have a fun debate in this episode, but Sirancha kinda short circuits one of the girls immediately by pointing out their dark, criminal past. I gotta say -- this may have been ...
2018-06-04 20:45:23 +0000 UTC View Post
MP3 attached and in the patreon-only RSS!
Video's comin' up next. It's six gigs so it's taking FOREVER to upload.
Here's a teaser trailer to tide you over for the next 8 minutes: <...
2018-06-04 20:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
"PORGS!" It's not just something you scream during sex...it's also the name of the latest canonical Star Wars ...
2018-05-28 06:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey! This is one of the biggest podcasts in the fucking world, and they were nice enough to have me over to talk about how a comedian sued me for making fun of him for $20,000,000.
Listen up, ...
2018-05-24 17:43:36 +0000 UTC View Post
In an all porg judicial system, nothing would get done...EXCEPT SNUGGLES AND HUGS! Sure, innocent men w...
2018-05-11 18:06:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes, his name is "Ass Burger!"
On his second channel, my ol' pal Mumkey Jones has a movie podcast called "2018-05-08 16:08:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The children are our future, and they need our help.
The future is fucked.
In this episode, we hear from a kid who needs more YouTube views, and a kid who's having trouble goading his classmat...
2018-05-07 13:27:34 +0000 UTC View Post
i had to get REAL tore up to sit through this. it's a weird discussion where some guy, i guess he's youtube famous or something (his name is "2018-05-02 17:10:45 +0000 UTC View Post
0:09 The Simpsons
8:15 Netflix Crossover
14:47 Captain Planet SJW
21:23 Farm→2→Table
29:18 Marital Advice
40:41 Favorite Restaurant
49:01 Fighting Words
54:37 No Text All Voic...
I’m as transparent as a goddamn ghost!
Every few months I make one of these little reports telling you where your hard earned money is going. Let’s start with 2018’s expenses:
2018-04-28 13:56:40 +0000 UTC
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THIS WEEK'S MISSION: THE GREAT VOYAGER DEBATE!!
No joke: my two guests Marly Halpern-Graser & 2018-04-23 04:22:17 +0000 UTC View Post
You'll never believe this, but I, Asterios Kokkinos, somehow made a bad financial decision.
I will wait for you collect yourself.
I made way too many of these goddamn Santa tees. So
Here's a sneak peek at how the sausage is made!
I was gonna stop doing Waifu Wars because I can't afford an editor anymore. BECAUSE OF YOU-KNOW-FUCKING-WHAT.
I had episode 4 in the can. ...
2018-04-14 19:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
New episode! I talk with two of my favorite people – animation writers Marly Halpern Graser & 2018-04-12 01:12:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Last friday night, Cake Boss Ralph and I did a patreon-only D&D livestream called "The One Man Party!" He was the DM, a...
2018-04-09 16:13:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy monday, dammit! We're trying something new here at Kokkinos Industries. Give it a listen, leave a comment telling me what ya'll think.
0:00 – [Intro]
1:06 – Valentine's Gifts
8:...
Hey! I don't just make an absurd amount of podcasts – I also guest on them. Here's a ton of my appearances from over the past few months:
How can you possibly come back from calling your teacher "Dad?"
What happens when your edgelord friends grow up?
And what do you do when a girl tells you she likes you, you run away from...
2018-03-23 15:40:28 +0000 UTC View Post
We bought a porg! He's gigantic and adorable, and you'll hear all about him in this brand new episode of P...
2018-03-19 12:46:46 +0000 UTC View Post
My plan: recording some live episodes of Asterios Kills A Kid & The Five Minute Podcast. None of that happened.
2018-03-16 15:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostI speak to some of the funniest dudes in comedy: The Thought Cops. They're Grant Mooney & Kevin Podas, and ea...
2018-03-12 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
We taped the pilot to Porg Chatter three times until we got it...
Here's an unaired attempt, shared only with you d00dz!
2018-03-01 14:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Here's the latest episode of Science Friction! The guests were two of my comedy heroes, Mike & 2018-02-23 21:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Wasp sting your friend? 8th graders steal your snowball? A girl has bigger boobs than you? This episode's all about getting your revenge.
This is Producer Jesse welcoming you to another episode of <...
2018-02-20 12:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't really believe what I'm seeing either.
One of my oldest and coolest supporters is musician ACIOU. One month, he for a F...
2018-02-17 19:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to PORG CHATTER! The world's first and only podcast dedicated entirely to PORGS. In our first amazing ...
2018-02-08 19:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy shit these three weebs will not shut the fuck up about some dumb cartoon where Sailor Moon girls make wishes and become god and then someone steals half of God's power by invading Sailor Moon "va...
2018-02-06 22:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Srancho & I answer REAL questions from kids, then give REAL advice that might REALLY get them killed!
The story: for months, a Five Minute Podcast listener named Jesse would send...
2018-01-30 19:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
When I ended The Five Minute Podcast, I didn't think people would notice. I thought, "You're doing Science Friction, Waifu Wars, crazy audio bits...people probably won't care."
But...
2018-01-27 18:39:30 +0000 UTC View Post