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BIG NEWS!

Hey you wild maniacs! Here’s the scoop:

Grace and I are announcing some tour dates that will go on sale on Friday. However, we want to give you guys an exclusive window but they ...

Jock Jams!

TGIF Patrons! Let's get sport AND spicy! This week's All Stars episode is an All Stars Hall of Fame Half Time Show! O000OoOO0oooooo0OOoooo! Aka JOCK JAMS. 

We start the ep wit...

Fix it, BITCH!

Good [insert time of day you're reading this], Patrons! Happy [insert day of the week you're reading this]! I hope you're all having decent weeks! I took two melatonin gummies last night and slept ...

ALL STARS SEASON 6!

Hello, wonderful Patrons! I hope you're all having/had great weekends! It's been a slightly busy weekend for me - I HAVE started All Stars and I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

Buuuu...

In my defense...

I wasn’t actively seeking out Ariana Grande wigs for Beanz. Hannah simply sent it to us on a group thread and I realized I couldn’t live without it. -M

Decided to check out Facebook market...

Then decided to never go there again.

Can you IMAGINE being a person who gives this mug? Who wants to actively call out that you came from your father‘s penis as opposed to vehemently try ...

I saw the sign

From today’s podcast. Can you even believe ?? -M

WE MADE IT TO THE FINALE!!! WE'RE ALL WINNERS, BABY!!!!!

Happy Saturday, Patrons! How is everyone holding up? I, for one, am full of eggs and tofu chorizo so it’s anybody’s guess as to how the rest of my day will unfold! Speaking of things that sit q...

I’m not wrong.

Sleeve Pekingese… A.k.a. the last line of the defense… Gives me knock-off of Gremlins, the (not as popular) ‘CRITTERS’ vibes.

I swear to god if I ever see these critters in my corne...

Aren't we all just a bunch of skunks with our heads stuck in McFlurry cups?

❤️G

Bonus Pod! June 2021

Delayed, but not forgotten, here is this months/last months bonus pod. Enjoy!

IT'S A TALENT SHOOhhhh no....

Hey Patrons! Happy Monday after the #HellaGoodWedding! I’m sure you’re all equally feeling the same exhaustion I am, right??? Oh good! Err … rather… Hella good! Don’t worry you’ll hear ...

Ummmm y’all

I have never once in my life heard something called a Salt Pig. Have you guys? Is this a classy thing I don’t know cause it looks like a piece of PVC pipe that they are claiming was made in Franc...

I had to!

Here’s the unedited version from the gay bar I talked about on this weeks podcast. I had to put a heart over it on that platform cause I ain’t no getting flagged hag.

I am sorry if this ...

Sporty Sisters!

Happy Saturday, Patrons! I hope you're all having wonderful weekends! I've watched Back to the Future I AND II for the very first time in the last 48 hours so I'm having a pretty good post-final pa...

BONUS POD!

Ok ya crazies. Heres the scoop. We are going to do a Q&A/Advice/etc tomorrow. However, we thought it might be fun to mix it up and actually HEAR from you. If you have a question, record a voice...

The exact moment I realized...

This dance class was gonna be more than I bargained for.

Piss Piss, Bish

Happy Sunday, Patrons! So, I usually take notes while I watch the episode and then write them into a post but this week I’m writing this as I watch since I desperately have to get back to attempt...

I saw this headline and thought....

Well of course the cicadas want their close up… They are rocking the new Trixie Mattel eyeshadow palette.

-M

This sign is literally....

Attached to the front of sweet habanero‘s house to ward off intruders. She can’t even ward off Beanz (who’s an inCUTER;)

Unconventional INDEED

Happy Tuesday, Patrons! My apologies for the incredibly late post on the latest episode of Drag Race Down Under! But, you know, sometimes you get back from a bonkers few days in Mexico with Mametow...

We are having a great time..

And hope y’all are keeping it weird where you are. I got Grace into mezcal. Pray for me. Xo

Bogan? I BARELY KNOW HIM!

I'm sorry! Wait, I don't wanna sound like Coco, I'M NOT SORRY. 

Happy Monday, Patrons! My apologies for the delayed post this week (and now I'll stop apologizing!)! I went to a friend's ...

BAR FLIES! We're live!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wia087njkUg

Drag Race Recap Coming a Little Later

Sorry, you guys! I got behind this weekend and won't be able to watch/recap drag race until later tonight/tomorrow morning! In the meantime, please enjoy Celinaspookyboo...who I just found on TikTo...

Pratt daddy strikes again.

I refuse to believe I just randomly got on this mailing list! I don’t understand it. What government spy that watches me through my phone all day decided to be a wise guy and put me on here? Spen...

My emotions are SNATCHED

Wow. Wow. And also...wow. I just got done watching the second episode of Drag Race Down Under and GOOD GOLLY MISS DOLLY... that was a rollercoaster. I'm still processing how I feel about it, but I ...

BAR FLIES!

Let’s finally do a book club for this depressing ass book… The Midnight library! I actually have a little more to go and I am enjoying it, but whoever suggested it, y’all are WILD.

I w...

Lens Crafters...

I remembered lens was a thing so join me today! -MH

Aussie Aussie Aussie .... OY OY OY

Alright y'all! I just finished watching the first episode of Drag Race Down Under and figured I'd write up a quick little post just to see if any of you have watched it? I watched it on the WOW app...