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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 12

OOOOOOOH SNAP.  You know things are getting real 'cos there's color now.

First - 2018-02-07 21:35:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 11

Pattie would make a good internet commentator.  She hates everything.

Also, SURPRISE WORLDBUILDING!  We learn more and more about the Persean Confederation that keeps getting name dropped,...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 10

The first rule I'm setting for myself regarding future madlibs is "Don't let it get longer than five or six pages" but immediately after that will be "DON'T TRY TO WRITE A WHOLE DANG SONG FROM SCRATCH...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 10

I maintain that this is NOT a topical comic on the grounds that it's making fun of the terrible, insufferable personalities of the people DOING the complaining, not what they were complaining about. &...

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Conventional Wisdom: Thinking About Vans

  

I’m hoping I’ll already have the MAGFest 2018 comics posted by the time I get this blog post finished, in which case you’ll have already heard that my actually getting into a hote...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 9

Pattie is just WOWING us with her motherly demeanor, isn't she?

Also, this batch of comics is officially longer than any of the other short Far Out There stories as of this page.  Only the Jenn...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 8

I'm just gonna throw this out there: I've learned to play guitar and cello in my time, and I cannot even BEGIN to fathom the mental and physical coordination a person would need to have in order to co...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 7

OOOoooooh, gradients!  That must mean I ran out of funny faces to draw in this page!

Slightly random, but the first batch of these pages took a LOT more editing than I expected, and the reason ...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 6

Once could argue that this is out of character for Mooney, since we saw her masterminding a scheme to sneakily get at a superweapon.  I would counter that she was being completely bamboozled by a...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 5

No, seriously. People talking and funny faces.  Throw in some geeky scifi references and that's basically all I need as an artist.


2017-12-28 09:21:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 4

Two characters, sitting around and talking, making funny faces.  This is probably the comic I was born to draw.


2017-12-27 11:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 3

Another reason I got WAAAAY too into writing this batch of comics was because I really relished the chance to actually do something more with Pattie's character.  Normally, we only see her either...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 2

A few little things:

1. I already know that part of the next madlib will be that THERE IS NO DIALOG.  That's, like, 75% of why I tinkered with this thing so frickin' long.

2. Brace yourse...

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Far Out There: Madlib 3 - page 1

Holy CRAP has this one been hanging over my head for a long time.  I went and tried to specifically word the madlib so that it'd be extra simple and easy to draw so that it'd get done more quickl...

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Conventional Wisdom: AWA 2017 - page 5

No, seriously, it was really dangerous.  The drive from the suburbs of Atlanta to up North of Raleigh is pretty punishing if you aren't properly prepared, and... well, I was up at, like, 6am to m...

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Conventional Wisdom: AWA 2017 - page 4

Not a whole lot to add to this one.  The park space winding through all these office buildings is still 2017-12-22 08:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Conventional Wisdom: AWA 2017 - page 3

So, yeah, in case you haven't noticed, Cindy from Final Fantasy XV is one of THE female cosplays to do at the moment.  I had the weird fortune to wander into the hotel lobby right as a FFXV photo...

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Conventional Wisdom: AWA 2017 - page 2

This is always a bit of a paradox for me at cons.  On the one hand, I wanna get down to the con floor and put out flyers early, before the rest of the rabble has a chance to clog up the halls. &n...

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Coventional Wisdom: AWA 2017 - page 1

Okay, a quick confession before we start: these comics have actually been finished for DAYS now, I just never had time to sit down, write the comments, and post the things.  Heck, I technically S...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 9

See?  SEE?  I TOLD you I'd be able to get a second page up this week!

Chomusuke ranks right up there next to Bunny Manager from ServantxService on my list of pointless characters I like an...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 8

Seriously, I have GOT to start making it up to you guys for how crappy this year as been, update-wise.  Really, I SHOULD have done something like this immediately after the Anohana comics dragged...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 7

A few facts:  First, I got sick AGAIN over the weekend, and this page turned out SUPER sloppy as a result.  Sadly, this is the VERY cleaned up version.

Second, this page shaped up as sort ...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 6

Oh, anime.  Is there any other medium that's ever had as hard a time figuring out the difference between being a satire of something and just being a really extreme example of that thing?  "...

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Far Out There: Christmas Is Looming...

Oh snap, it’s almost Christmas time! You know what THAT means! The same two dozen songs on every radio station, sentimentally manipulative commercials for two straight months, aggressively forced no...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 5

There are a lot of times where I come up with joke ideas that belong in a youtube video, not a webcomic.  Ya know, stuff where you just edit clips together, and the juxtaposition IS the joke? &nb...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 4

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!? Another Weekly Anime Comic WITHIN THE SAME WEEK AS THE LAST ONE?  That's, like, still failing to live up to the name, but in a way I'd have to go out of my way to achieve! ...

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Conventional Wisdom: Konosuba - page 3

You know what's sad?  There's a whole generation of kids out there who have no idea what I'm even talking about, and probably think Konosuba did the whole "Dude wishes for the goddess who offered...

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Conventional Wisdom: KonoSuba - page 2

I hate doing "comics about how I'm not getting comics done" like this.  It gives me bad flashbacks of those old Xanga blogs where you'd see a whole page of "Sorry I haven't been posting more" ent...

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Just a little thing...

...but I wanted to point out to you long-suffering patrons that my most recent Patreon payout managed to EXACTLY cover (like, down to the cent) the badge for MAGFest.  Seriously, even after Patre...

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Conventional Wisdom: Some Rambling About Plushies

  

(I started this on the laptop while the computer wasn’t working, but then I got distracted by the mad dash to get caught up on everything else after it started working again. Hey, fig...

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