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Weekly Anime Comics: Macross - page 26

I feel like I've made this exact joke before, but can't remember where, and the mere fact that there's so many possible shows that I COULD have made this joke about means that it totally bears repe...

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Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2023 - page 2

Guess who wasn't paying attention and accidentally deleted the photos of the Raleigh Convention Center that were supposed to be the background elements to this comic?  No, seriously, this page...

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BONUS anime comic: Gunbuster - page 1

I mean, from what I've heard, even Gainax themselves didn't realize just how big Gunbuster would go by the end while they were still working on the early installments.  In that respect, it's k...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 25

Yeah, I really should have more of a plan in mind before I start referencing something in advance, shouldn't I?

But seriously, this is one of the most legendarily botched episodes of any majo...

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BONUS Anime Comic: Gunbuster - page 0

I don't even know how controversial this opinion even is, I just take for granted that starting ANY sort of conversation about Evangelion online is going to result is somebody somewhere ge...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 24

There's a real meta aspect to this, because I legitimately forgot that Max and Milia's meeting in this episode DIDN'T immediately lead to their infamous date.  So my first idea for this comic,...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 23

I know, I know, the whole first half of the episode is the conclusion to the fight that started in the previous episode.  The thing is, I'm not just talking about the basic "But violence is re...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 13

I'm assuming this is what people who go to parties look like.  I mean, I sit in my room drawing cartoons all day.  Do you think I know what party people look like?

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 22

Just Google it, but only if you want even more proof that anime was a mistake.

...but seriously, what happened here?  Did they just forget they were drawing literally GIANTS for a moment...

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Conventional Wisdom: Animazement 2023 - page 1

Proof of how little we thought this through: We'd initially planned to drive down in the same vehicle, and it wasn't until basically that Thursday morning that we realized we would need to come bac...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 21

The last line is funny because it implies that there's any sort of discipline in wrestling companies in the first place.  Case in point, I came up with several additional joke ideas for this, ...

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Aim For The Top! Gunbuster wins!

There probably wasn't any doubt, but the winner of the "Animazement Dealer's Room Haul" comic competition is Gunbuster!  For anybody who wasn't paying attention and doesn't know what'...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 20

...because they're dirty otaku, don't you know.

Actually, if there's one thing to really regret about the making of Macross (oh, only ONE thing?), it's that this show happened before...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 19

I mean, granted, it's hardly the first time the Macross obliterated an entire city without even trying... or the second... or really even the third if you count dragging an island out to Pluto and ...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 18

I'm a bad person and I make no claims to the contrary.

Case in point, my main thought was and continues to be "How did Roy not  leave a mess trailing behind him all across Claudia's room...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 12

It's like when room service checks the mini-fridge and charges you for any drinks that've been opened.

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IT'S VOTING TIME AGAIN

Any wannabe rock star trying to pull off a really tricky guitar solo knows that, when you mess up, all you need to do is repeat that mistake a few more times until it sounds like you totally meant ...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 17

I can totally admire and respect the ingenuity and creativity in something but still not want to have to sit through it.  I think the idea of reusing old animation with new audio and using the...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 16

You know, for as much as I was complaining about Kaifun last time, I'd actually COMPLETELY forgotten there was this thing about Misa being hung up over him.  Gee, it's almost as if there's alr...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 15

Look, I'm not a COMPLETE idiot; I know that's the whole point of Kaifun.  And I'll be honest: the contrarian side of me DOES find some amusement in the fact that this rebellious, anti-establis...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 14

Actually, this isn't even true.  The first time I watched Macross, I'd already heard about what a mind trip episode 17 was... which left me all the more surprised and disappointed whe...

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Conventional Wisdom: Ret-Con 2023 - page 3

...aaaaaand there it is!  The official last page on Ret-Con 2023!  Anything else left languishing in my notes after this will get recycled as ConCONcon material somewhere down the line. View Post

Jenna & the Fanclub from Planet Heart Throb - page 66

Fun Fact: Part of the reason for this LATEST lull in Jenna comics is because the page you see before you now was SUPPOSED to only be around half of a much larger page... but that page turned out to...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 13

See, episode likes THIS were why I held off ragging on the frame rate in previous episodes.  Episode 13 may technically be more fluid, but HOLD CRAP is this one of the more legendarily ugly on...

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Conventional Wisdom: Ret-Con 2023 - page 2

So, I already brought up the screening of Manos on Saturday morning in the main comics, and mentioned in the c...

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Weekly Anime Comic: Macross - page 12

I don't like bugs.  Like, at all.  This time of year especially, when I can't go a day without doing battle with a centipede or take out the trash without having to fight through a hundre...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Macross - page 11

"...and don't shake the jar to make them fight!"

For the record, my first instincts were to try and make a joke about how episode eleven has, like, a dozen frames of animation... but there ar...

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Weekly Anime Comics: Macross - page 10

Seriously, it's funny to me every single time.  A little piece of the world was lost when Google Translate became available.

Also, just an aside: the UN Spacy officer uniform, when prese...

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Far Out There: MadLib 5 - page 11

It's funny when Ichabod gets hurt.

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Weekly Anime Comics: Macross - page 9

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's how those three Zentradi will view her eventually, but they've only just been introduced in this episode.

Seriously, though, I'm generally willing to let the si...

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