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Seriously Though, Fuck Black Ops 4 (The Jimquisition)

Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 is basically despicable and Activision Blizzard is the worst. At least until another publisher takes it place in the rotation. 

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Fortnite - Switch Hit (Jimpressions)

Fortnite is on Nintendo Switch, allowing old broken men to try new and shiny things. 

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Podquisition Episode 187: Shit And Dead Animals

Fortnite and Paladins are on Switch and introducing old people to the new hotness. Elsewhere, childhood horrors and Waluigi problems.

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Winners & Losers E3 2018 (The Jimquisition)

E3 2018 has shot its glitzy wad in our faces and we must pick through the mess to find winners and losers. 

And don't worry, we bring up Sony and the ongoing Fortnite nonsense. We bring it up h...

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The State Of Sterling #3

On another one of our little vloggy things, we talk about how YouTube's screwing everyone over, livestream plans, Fortnite, and the Steeeereak! 

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Podquisition 186: The E3 One That We Did

 The gang chats all things E3, including Fallout 76, Smash, The Last of Us Part 2, Anthem, and all the bollocks in between. 

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E3 Press Conference: Nintendo Direct (Jim3 2018)

We watch the Nintendo E3 Direct with Conrad Zimmerman and Jonathan Holmes! It's mostly Smash Bros. stuff! 

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Not Responsible (The Jimquisition)

It's strange to me that previously accepted criticism can retroactively become censorship the moment something comes along that's deliberately tacky and edgy. Almost as if, to some people, free speech...

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E3 Press Conference: Electronic Arts (Jim3 2018)

Watching the press conferences live, one horror at a time.  -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/jimquisition

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Vampyr - Janky Vampy Sincerity (Jimpressions)

Developer: Dontnod Entertainment
Publisher: Focus Home Intertactive
Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One
Released: June 5, 2018
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Podquisition Episode 185: Chicanery & Shenanigans At The Fuckboy Circus

We talk about Anor Londo, Another World, and catch up on Nintendo's free-to-start Pokemon mindblower. Also, Agony is a terrible videogame. 

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The Council - Powdered Wigs Aplenty (Jimpressions)

Developer: Big Bad Wolf

Publisher: Focus Home Intertactive

Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One

Released: Episodic, 1&2 available now

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Should They Have Done More With Dark Souls Remastered? (The Jimquisition)

Dark Souls Remastered might bring a classic back to life, but it's not been a universal hit among fans.

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Sega Genesis Classics - Sega Fucked This Up Bad (Jimpressions)

Why is there lag in Streets of Rage? LAG? 


EDIT: FIXED!

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Podquisition Episode 184: Legokemon

This week we look at a lot of new Pokemon announcements, have a spirited discussion about Detroit, and we all played that there Dark Souls. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Jumanji - Welcome To The Jungle

Okay, none of us were prepared for how bloody good this was. Seriously better than it has any right to be.

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Dark Souls Remastered - Blighttown's A Shithole At Any Framerate (Jimpressions)

Imagine Dark Souls, but remastered. You just imagined Dark Souls Remastered!

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Of Course There's A Game With A Mass School Shooting In It On Steam (The Jimquisition)

Of course. Why wouldn't there be? Ooookay, let's explain to people why rallying around this particularly absurd little product is a bad idea...

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Detroit: Become Human - Crazy Fat Ethel II (Jimpressions)

Quantic Dream have done it again! And by "done it," I mean they've reminded me of terrible movies. 

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Podquisition Episode 183: Bodyslammed In My Butt

On today's show, Laura discusses Detroit: Become Human, which she has played, as well as Dark Souls Remastered. 

Elsewhere, we chat about Pokemon, bodyslams, and the PS4's lifecycle.

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Dark Souls II - But Anyway, Back To Dark Souls II (Jimpressions)

 Because tangents and chimp noises are the best way to discuss a game. 

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Pricing Games By The Hour Is Some Absurd Shit (The Jimquisition)

Green Man Gaming believes it can formulate an hourly price for its games, but this "Average Cost Per Hour" nonsense is... well, nonsense! 

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Podquisition Episode 182: Nintendo Gotta Nintendo

We naturally give Nintendo a bit of a kicking for their Switch Online plans, as well as chat about Bloodborne (shock!), Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition, and loads more!

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School Girl/Zombie Hunter - Zombie Panic Shooting Action? (Jimpressions)

 Oh dear. An Onechanbara shooter game. Oh dear.

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The Spin-off Doctors: The King Of Kong

We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh. 

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Switch Online Makes Nintendo Look Weak (The Jimquisition)

Nintendo finally revealed its Switch Online plans and... they're not great.

Worse than that, they make Nintendo look as clueless and weird as ever.

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Dragooned - This Is What The PS4 Pro Exists For (Jimpressions)

From the twisted mind that gave us Skylight Freerange 2 comes Dragooned, a terrible, horrible platformer that costs $9.99 on PS4 

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Podquisition 181: Electric Six Dungeon

On a stuffed episode of Podquisition, we talk about Nintendo Labo, Tacoma, Dark Souls, mental health, Spotify's Electric Six obsession, and much more.

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Tacoma - Christmas Duck In Space (Jimpressions)

Tacoma is Fullbright's latest interactive drama. It's in space and it's pretty okay, 10/10. 

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God Of War And The Importance Of Console Exclusives (The Jimquisition)

There's plenty to talk about with God of War, and I'm going to do it. I'm also going to use Chill Dad Kratos' latest adventure to talk about console exclusive games. 

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