Warning: This audio deals with depression and implied casual, suicidal ideation of the "I wish I weren't here" variety rather than the active planning or carrying out of self harm....
2026-01-25 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE for all you lovely patron type people! I'm still plugging away, folks! Real life stuff got busy, so I had less time to edit than I thought I would. Boo.
Expect early access audio(s?) t...
2026-01-24 11:53:48 +0000 UTC View PostPatron exclusive audio time! After this week's posting blitz, I'll be almost, ALMOST all caught up! ^^
Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn't
Hello, hello, Patrons! With a new year underway and lots of stuff percolating behind the scenes, it's time once again to lock-the-fuck-in and bring you all more regular status updates! 2026-01-20 05:56:07 +0000 UTC View Post
you'll never guess who got too ambitious with sound designing an entire pirate battle on the raging high seas....
>.>
it definitely isn't the same girl who made like four differen...
2026-01-16 07:06:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, January! It's time for our monthly Patron exclusive art! After all, Velvet's gotta start the new year off right...by making sure all those rivals for senpai are staying right where ...
2026-01-06 16:51:52 +0000 UTC View PostHiya! Time for early access! Retakes took more work than I thought they would for technical reasons. Last minute equipment replacement had to happen, which required running a bunch of tests before ...
2026-01-05 06:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostWARNING for loud annoying noise.
So.
Uh.
Yeah.
...or at least re-record t...
2025-12-26 04:26:30 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! Merry Christmas proper! I come bearing first half of early access!
This audio goes out tomorrow on YouTube; part 2 will be early access for you guys either very late tonight or tomo...
2025-12-26 03:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
It's officially Christmas eve! Which means you get to have a look at what's waiting under the tree for you, even if you can't unwrap it quite yet. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Don't worry, tho...
2025-12-24 04:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think you just saw an art commission planned for April go live instead of get queued....uhhh
NO YOU DIDN'T
>.>
<.<
/gaslight gatekeep girlbos...
2025-12-22 14:43:09 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! I come bearing news!
Technically, I have this week's audio in the can, and near completion. I could even get the finished product out tonight, if I really applied myself. (...
2025-12-19 20:52:43 +0000 UTC View PostWhile I was on my break in 2024, after hitting year 3 (!!!) of Vanilla Velvet Audio, I started thinking about doing a refresh for the channel. The plan was to update my thumbnails over a few months...
2025-12-17 09:59:44 +0000 UTC View PostETA: Audio track updated. I told you I couldn't stop!!!
Hello, all! I come bearing this week's main channel audio!
I’ve actually been sitting on thi...
2025-12-12 06:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostYou might remember I talked about planning new video intros, so, sooooo many months ago. In late spring/early summer 2025, I commissioned an artist to create some original art pieces for that. I se...
2025-12-08 03:23:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone!
This is to make amends for a...
2025-12-06 16:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: Just like Yandere Super Villain Wants to Hire You! And More!? this audio take...
2025-11-25 05:02:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, look! An F4F audio! Rare indeed around these parts. I think this is my fourth in as many years? I don't know how that keeps happening...
Well, anyway, this'n is short 'n sweet. Or...
2025-11-25 04:37:02 +0000 UTC View PostAt last, we now return to...
💖💖💖OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED VANILLA VELVET-Y PROGRAMMING...💖💖💖
No, really. I have next week all plotted out! And the wee...
2025-11-21 02:52:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, November! And welcome, new Patreon-exclusive art! This cute little YCH piece was done by NyxReiju over on Vgen (with a smal...
2025-11-14 13:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostTHREE audios?! Yeah, but that's all you're getting today! Because it's late and I am sleepy.
This is around 10 minutes of speech, with a bonus 20 minutes of hospital room ambiance in case you...
2025-11-03 03:20:00 +0000 UTC View PostTwo exclusives in one day?! Will wonders never cease?
This audio has a fun connection to a previous one! While not a sequel (because I would never paywall a sequel!) this story takes place in...
2025-11-03 02:36:35 +0000 UTC View PostWho's up for some slice-of-life goodness? Because you're gonna get a ton of it today!
Tsundere Girlfriend Knows You're Sick (Though You Tried to Hide it!)
Happy Halloween, everyone! And to celebrate, a little something spoopy or...goopy, I guess in this case?
A monstrous, tentacled transformation for Velvet!
Are the extra appendages an u...
2025-11-01 00:00:24 +0000 UTC View PostIT'S TIME FOR THE GREAT PATRON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO CATCH-UP MARATHON!
...the crowd goes mild, golf claps all around...
I'm not going to say everything's coming up Velvet. It is de...
2025-10-29 13:27:16 +0000 UTC View PostI come bearing proof of life, and proof of continued work, even!
Obviously, plans collapsed. I'm sorry. I am saying that too much these days (and I will continue to lampshade it because I am ...
2025-10-20 23:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight/early tomorrow morning, main channel audio in early access for patrons! Then, for re...
2025-10-10 23:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time again. Presenting October's Patron exclusive art! And since it's spooky season, you know what that means: creepy, monstery goodness!
This YCH piece was done by the incredibly ...
2025-10-07 05:22:26 +0000 UTC View Post