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Annual Christmas mission with Welsh Greg: "Encircling Aldridge"

Good morning $4 Patreons!

Thanks for being patient this last month.
Plenty to come now, starting with this offering.

Twas the day before Christmas eve and I was joined by the retu...

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TENNER IN MY POCKET CORNWALL [BONUS FOOTAGE]

How's it going everyone?

Here is all the bonus footage and deleted scenes from the epic Tenner in my pocket Cornwall adventure. It's a little late, but there's lots of it! I took over 15 ho...

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A wander down an old abandoned railway track

The other day while the leaves were still golden brown I decided to explore an old abandoned railway track that used to go from my old hometown of Walsall to my current hometown of Lichfield.
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90s KIDS TV THEME TUNES (UK) Tier List Maker ($4 TIER)

It might not surprise you to learn that I love a good theme tune. I'm also a nostalgic bastard.
So, I've created a Tier list with all the noteworthy kids TV programs from my childhood, and I'm ...

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Tomorrow Evening on the $4 Tier (Thursday 7th, 6pm GMT)

It might not surprise you to learn that I love a good theme tune. I'm also a nostalgic bastard. So, I've created a Tier list with all the noteworthy kids TV programs from my childhood, and I'm goin...

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Tenner in my pocket Cornwall (PART 2)

Here is part 2 guys. Hope you enjoy.
Give me your honest thoughts in the comments please.
Subtitles are done but thumbnail and description will have to be done tomorrow morning (family duti...

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I stuffed a tenner in my pocket and walked along the coast of Cornwall...

Good evening Patreons! here's a treat to brighten up your weekend. Let me know your thoughts down below...

By popular demand the £10 in my pocket series is back, and this time things go up ...

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Attempting to sneak into Drayton Manor theme park (and how we managed it back in 2007)

In 2007 a young GeoWizard and an even younger Welsh Greg set off from Aldridge and headed East. Same old story right? not quite. Excitement levels had waned slightly of late, so we hatched a magnif...

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Our failed hiking expedition and the fascinating urban exploration in Birmingham that resulted

After accidentally choosing two of the worst days on record for our last two adventures together, me and Ben Cook were determined to make amends with a nice relaxing 3 day hike through mystical Sno...

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ENGLAND BONUS FOOTAGE #3 (DAYS 4,5,6,7 + THE MISSION TO FIND THE PHONE)

Good afternoon Patreons!

*no subtitles - use good headphones if possible*

Here is your third and final helping of bonus footage from the straight line mission across Englan...

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ENGLAND BONUS FOOTAGE #2 (DAY 2 + 3)

Good afternoon Patreons!

**no subtitles - use good headphones if possible**

Here's your second helping of bonus footage from the straight line mission across England, inclu...

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Exploring the Black Country on my bike (and drinking with the locals)

**definitely use the subtitles in the video - there are some very strong accents!**

Afternoon $4 Patreons!

This week I decided to do what I did when I was 11 and jump on my...

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Hitchhiking to Berlin for the Euro 24' final in under 38 hours

Evening Patreons!

These opportunities don't come around often, so despite the recent baby, I set off for the hitchhike of a lifetime. Here's how it unfolded...

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ENGLAND BONUS FOOTAGE #1 (PRE MISSION + DAY 1)

Good afternoon Patreons!
Here's your first portion of bonus footage from the straight line mission across England. Including all the pre mission stuff; van loading, scouting, planning and ponde...

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Thank you! (+poster)


Hey everyone just wanted to say a few words - I was out celebrating Gareth's latest victory last night and the best I could do was to just post the video with no thumbnail or words.

Firs...

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Will a hunting party ruin my most epic mission to date? [ENGLAND PART 6]

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The most ambitious (and stupidest) day I've ever attempted [ENGLAND PART 5]

Evening Patreons! thank you for being patient with me while i got this one done. Definitely needed that extra week. I'm hoping it won't disappoint.

We're into day 4 of my most epic mission ...

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My theory on why England are playing so shit (It's not just Southgate)

Evening all, sorry that this is not the England based video you wanted, but for my own sanity I had to get these thoughts off my chest and because I trust and value your opinions I wanted to try th...

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Attempting to top obscure Strava segment leaderboards [SEGMENT HUNTER]

Evening $4 Tier!

Last week I escaped dad life for a couple of hours and went on a quest to be crowned king of four obscure, seldom trodden Strava segment leaderboards. Join me as I run 10 m...

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Will I make it through this infuriatingly dense forest before dark? [ENGLAND PART 4]

Day 3 of my most odds defying mission to date is under way and massive lake crossing aside it's a case of rinse and repeat; 11 more miles of dense, tormenting pine plantations to be completed befor...

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The most brutal day in my straight line mission history [ENGLAND PART 3]

Evening all Patreons! here's part 3 of the mission across England. Enjoy and have a top weekend!

My most ambitious adventure to date continues and it's out of the farmland of Day 1 and into ...

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Risking life and limb in oceans of fallen trees to keep the mission alive (ENGLAND PART 2)

Good evening patreons! Here's episode 2 for you. Hope you enjoy.

Some speech might be difficult to hear - use good speakers/headphones if possible and use the man made subtitles
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I attempted to cross England in a completely straight line. (PART 1)

Good evening my lovely patreons. Sit back and enjoy.

The straight line mission and all it's glorious pointlessness peaks right here with what is undoubtedly the most ridiculously ambitious j...

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MAN VS KAYAK (a rural no roads mission race against Uncle Ed's calamitous kayaking jaunt)

Introducing arguably the most entertaining ever seen on the GeoWizard Patreon page (with the possible exception of the Aldridge No Roads Lockdown Mission).

On Easter Sunday me and Ed took o...

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Custom maps - All the Wetherspoons (2 minutes per round play along)

Morning $4
Just thought I'd give you this one a few hours early,
...and let you know that MAN vs KAYAK should now be with you by Tuesday. I've been trying to catch up with the England editin...

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I entered an ultramarathon race and it was absolutely brutal.

Watch in 4K & with subtitles for best effect (windy at times)

Last month, fitter than I'd ever been before, I decided to enter my first ultra marathon: the Amberaid 50 in Derbys...

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ISLE OF MAN - ALL BONUS FOOTAGE / DELETED SCENES

Patreons!
Here's all the bonus footage and deleted scenes from the Isle of Man race, or at least everything from my camera, including extra scenes from the beach, more content from the pissed o...

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MAN VS BUS (Racing the local bus 8 miles to Nan's house)

**Watch in 4K and with subtitles**  

Afternoon $4ers, wanted to get this out to you by Friday but the maps proved an absolute nightmare to make thanks to me losing the GPX data for the ...

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A little note on the Isle of man vid + coming up next

Hey everyone, just wanted to say thanks for your patience on the Isle of man race vid. It was a race in of itself to get it out to you on time and as a result I missed a couple of mistakes in the e...

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I raced my straight line missioning rivals across the Isle of Man

Apologies for the late hour folks!
As per usual there were software issues, despite the new PC.

Anyway, I hope this one is worth the wait.

Watch with subtitles and in 4K

Her...

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