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Hamzah Al-Emad

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79 - Fever in Nederlans

I've contracted Omicron and amidst my delirium I enjoy pillow talk with a member of the Netherlands consulate, and I recommend you do the same.

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The Comprehensive Hamzah Workout Plan 2024

New manifesto just dropped. This plan has been meticulously crafted for those wanting to look good during sex.

This link takes you to a doc that will be periodically updated.

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78 - Temu Mom

Watch the sunrise as I spout alt-right conspiracies with a live audience of unsuspecting white early risers and their 80 lb dogs in unpodcasted land. I am typing this bundled up in bed with the col...

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78 - Temu Mom

Watch the sunrise as I spout alt-right conspiracies with a live audience of unsuspecting white early risers and their 80 lb dogs in unpodcasted land. I am typing this bundled up in bed with the col...

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77 - New Year Sick Me

I've caught virus, I'm beefing with my orthodontist, I apologize Alix Earle and I accuse Andy Cohen.

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77 - New Year Sick Me

I've caught a virus, I'm beefing with my orthodontist, I apologize for Alix Earle and I accuse Andy Cohen.

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76 - Gypsy Goes to Dune

Gypsy Rose is transported to the world of Dune. Here she learns new skills to keep her brain young and spry. I shun letterbox users, shun the merch company that scammed me, I shun people in love, I...

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76 - Gypsy Goes to Dune

Gypsy Rose is transported to the world of Dune. Here she learns new skills to keep her brain young and spry. I shun letterbox users, shun the merch company that scammed me, I shun people in love, I...

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75 - Healthy Hamzah

After a week of committing egregious crimes including but not limited too - ordering 6 combos from Churches Chicken, watching Kai Cenet, 18 hours of screen time in a day - I start my day on the rig...

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75 - Healthy Hamzah

After a week of committing egregious crimes including but not limited too - ordering 6 combos from Churches Chicken, watching Kai Cenet, 18 hours of screen time in a day - I start my day on the rig...

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74 - Lobster Wars

I recap a night of gluttony and ring lights. I'm not racist any more thanks to Youtube. Taylor person of the year... I talk in a Fortnite accent for about 70% of the episode cuase I was grinding Le...

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74 - Lobster Wars

I recap a night of gluttony and ring lights. I'm not racist any more thanks to Youtube. Taylor person of the year... I talk in a Fortnite accent for about 70% of the episode cuase I was grinding Le...

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73 - Bad Review

I get my first scathing dm to the podcast...drama mama. I fall at a mall, my Uber Eats guy thinks I'm hamas (what (lil jon)) and I get a lil salty in the end of religion woah.

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73 - Bad Review

I get my first scathing dm to the podcast...drama mama. I fall at a mall, my Uber Eats guy thinks I'm hamas (what (lil jon)) and I get a lil salty in the end of religion woah.

Sorry for late ...

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72 - Bombaclat Rapture

I confess my scamming days as a young Hamzah, inform you on how I spend your money, have a little bible study chat, and say good things about Australia.

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72 - Bombaclat Rapture

I confess my scamming days as a young Hamzah, inform you on how I spend your money, have a little bible study chat, and say good things about Australia.

Random commenter gets beanie + sticker...

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71 - Hamzah Weighs In

Hamzah weighs in on current events and even more. Hamzah joins the celebrity in signing for a ceasefire. Addison Rae kisses him in his dreams. Hamzah teaches you how to sleep perfectly,  clear...

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71 - Hamzah Weighs In

Hamzah weighs in on current events and even more. Hamzah joins the celebrity in signing for a ceasefire. Addison Rae kisses him in his dreams. Hamzah teaches you how to sleep perfectly,  clear...

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70 - Hamzah Vs. The World

I get so mad about everything that I open up about my feelings. Only here on Patreon. 

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70 - Hamzah Vs. The World

I get so mad about everything that I open up about my feelings. Only here on Patreon. I accidentally uploaded this in very high quality LOL.

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69 - New Month New Me

I was on my hands and needs naked on the bathroom floor for 25 minutes. November is a new month and with it I renew my intentions and catalogue what I'm grateful for. Smash that like button.

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69 - New Month New Me

I was on my hands and needs naked on the bathroom floor for 25 minutes. November is a new month and with it I renew my intentions and catalogue what I'm grateful for. Smash that like button.

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68 - Lets Go Fishing

I confess a crime I committed that brought me to tears. My home smells like ass because of a leak in my sink. But I'm going to a super scary haunted house in about 7 hours so that's awesome. No hai...

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What is up guys

Completely jammed today with Slushy / secret project coming up.. So episode will come out tomorrow <3 . I'll also have a new haircut tomorrow to show off Inshallah it is nice. To apologize for t...

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EARLY ACCESS DEAL

Guys... I've figured out what to do with the little remaining inventory on outofcharacter.store...

For the very little stock remaining, if you subscribe for a year in advance...

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67 - Prototype Pants

We should have a support group for all the youth who grew up with those butchered Ross pants. The way my butt cheeks ran out of space while the legs simultaneously dragged on the floor. Today I'm g...

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66 - Scatterbrain

I just listened to this whole episode and genuinely I don't think I had a single complete sentence uttered. I want to apologize in advance. I'm honestly embarrassed at how incoherent I am so to mak...

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65 - Leave My Jewels Alone

Jacob Day confronts my little jewels, a gay wizard invites me to a ritual (woah), I'm hot I'm pissed I dont have ac I don't want to tell you anymore watch to find it jeez louis

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64 - 21 Year Old Man

The new era of OOC is here and we're here to stay. We talk alt-right, gays, Poloboy's satanic arc, Shawn Mendes dropping his little potatoes, girlfriend weather, bowel movements, you know the drill...

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Hey guys 💔

Due to an ongoing personal emergency there was no way I could get a the pod up in time BUT you won’t have to wait long as OOC returns to YT this Sunday with Martin and I. Of course there will sti...

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