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Too Old For This Shit #2.4: The Penguin - “Cent'Anni”

“Even if he’s chewing on a gob of Kryptonite, I don’t see how it’s a fair fight” - Chris on Magpie fighting Superman

On the next chapter in our journey through ...

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The Nexus #98 "The Lorelei Signal" / "Devil's Due"

Almost at 100 episodes, it's our monthly trip into Trek-land on The Nexus! 

First up on TOSTAS, it's the terribly horny episode, "The Lorelei Signal"!&n...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #70 - Exar Kun

On this month's edition of our Star Wars Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about one of the galaxy's OG badasses, Exar Kun! 

As we learn this week, Ex...

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Too Old For This Shit #2.3: The Penguin - “Bliss”

“Gotta tell ya, I like this Going Out outfit that he’s got on, this leather jacket’s pretty slimming!” - Steve

On this episode of TOFTS, we’re chattin...

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Episode #763: Leprechaun 4: In Space (with James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca of DEAD MEAT)

“It’s a very specific kind of dumb…” - Chris

On this week’s SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, <...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of October 14

Hey folks! Hope you all had a wonderful, relaxing, safe weekend! We are so stoked to be cruising through our annual Halloween Spooktacular season, and the fun rolls on this we...

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Animation Damnation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - "Witch's Brew"

“This was rough, dude…” - Eric, on this cartoon episode

On this month’s SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, we’re talk...

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Once In A Lifetime #22 "Face of Evil"

“Take note, Lifetime, CBS is eating your lunch!” - Eric, on the fine quality of this film

On this eerie edition of Once In A Lifetime, we’re talk...

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Episode #762: The Final Destination

“It’s a bunch of dead-eyed, CW, catalog models…” - Andrew, on this cast of dead meats

On this week’s episode, the 2024 Halloween Spooktacular continues on the FOUR-...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of October 7

Hey, folks! And a Happy Spooktacular to you all! That's right, our annual celebration of all things horror is in full swing and after last week's wild offerings, we're just ge...

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Too Old For This Shit #2.2: The Penguin - “Inside Man”

“Her eating a bunch of pasta with her bare hands was, oddly, doing it for me” - Andrew on Sofia Falcone’s barbaric buffet behavior

On this edition of Too Old For This S...

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Episode #761: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (W❤️M)

“I think that’s the liquid from Prince of Darkness” - Chris, on the pickled eggs canister at Earl’s Bar in this movie

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Episode #760: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

“More often than not, I’m fighting for my life!” - Eric, on his recurring nightmares

On this week’s episode, our Halloween Spooktacular kicks off and, in the spi...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of September 30

Hey folks! We're off to the races with another week here at the factory! We hope you had a relaxing, safe weekend, and as you settle into your brand new week, let's take a gander at the shows comin...

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Big Daddy Dispatch: October 2024

 Dispatch Ninety, September 28, 2024

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The Nexus #97 "One of Our Planets Is Missing" / "The Wounded"

On one of our longest-running shows, we're talking Trek on another wild episode of The Nexus! 

First up, in the animated world of TOSTAS, it's the ...

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MELR0210 #77 90210's "The Kindness of Strangers" & Melrose Place's "Devil with the G-String On"

It's the September edition of our sexy, sunny, So-Cal TV recap show!

First up on Beverly Hills, 90210, it's the Thanksgiving-set episode, "The Kindness of Strangers"! O...

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Episode #759: Poseidon (with Justin J. Case)

“You don’t know why anyone is on this boat!” - Steve, on the bad script

On this week’s show, the guys welcome back their good bud, and official WHM Disaster Movie Expert™...

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Too Old For This Shit #2.1: The Penguin - “After Hours”

“He catches this kid Victor and basically turns him into his Renfield” - Steve, on Victor Aguilar getting involved with Oz

On the kick-off to this all-new season of T...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of September 23

Hey gang! Hope you had a solid AF weekend filled with friends, family, fun, and some decent weather! Hey, here's what's happening in the WHMu this week:<...

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Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #69 - Darth Bane

On this month's edition of the Gleep Glossary, we're chatting about a total real one, Darth Bane! 

The sole survivor of the Brotherhood of Darkness...

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Mailbag Reject for October's Big Daddy Dispatch

Hey Folks,

Somehow it's that time again. Wherein you ask us a brief, direct question below and one gets picked to be answered in next month's Big Daddy Dispatch. As it's gonna be Octob...

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Episode #758: Weird Science

“I’m scanning pornography into the computer to make a lady!” - Eric as George W. Bush

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Too Old For This Shit Season Two Announcement!


Hey gang, we want to make you all hip to the release schedule for the next season of Too Old ...

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of September 16

Hey gang! Hope you had a fantastic weekend full of relaxation, rest, and minimal annoyances. We here at the WHM studio are waist-deep in season 15 production and things are ge...

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Animation Damnation: Batman: TAS - "If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?"

On this edition of Animation Damnation, we're chatting about another episode of the completely perfect cartoon, Batman: The Animated Series!  View Post

Spooktacular Digital Show Announced!

Hey gang, we were finally able to announce our next Worldwide Digital Event, that's happening October 23rd at 9pm/et! This October, we'll be covering Wes...

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Episode #757: Twister REDUX

“How do you not kill the daddy?” - Eric, on previous iterations of the script

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Patreon Show Drops for the Week of September 9

Hey, hey, everybody! Happy Season 15 Week to all who are celebrating, which, we hope, is all of you! It's not lost on us that the only reason this whole operation is even viab...

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Episode #756: The Batman (W❤️M)

“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler

“He’s a gooner!” - Eric, on this version of The Riddler

On this month’s super-sized View Post