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MVP: Hole "Violet"

This week on the podcast we break down Hole's classic video for "Violet." We break down every single thing you need to know, and we also talk about a bunch of things nobody needs to know. But we pr...

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Hard Digest August 20: Early Access Clouds, R.L. Stine, SpaceX, and More

Shitty Cloud Doesn’t Even Look Like an Animal or Nothing

By 2025-08-21 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 19: Early Access Genres, Heist Movies, Misogyny, and More

“That Kind of Music Sounds All The Same,” Says Fucking Genius Friend Who Figured Out How Genres Work

2025-08-20 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 18: The IDF, Early Access Limewire, Slipknot, Fiona Apple, and More

Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don’t Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF

By 2025-08-19 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 17: Early Access Christian Rock, Bluey, and the Tesla Diner

Christian Rock Band Waiting Until Marriage to Write Songs About Sex

By 2025-08-18 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 16: Early Access Cooking, Oasis, Libertarians, and More

Pitchfork Writer Visiting Home Describes Mom’s Dinner as “A Derivative Slog Through White Suburban Mediocrity”

2025-08-17 00:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 15: Early Access GWAR, Rambo, the Bible, and More

GWAR Roadie Scrambling to Find 236 Gallons of Alien Cum at 8:00 p.m. in Macon, GA

By 2025-08-16 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 14: Kennedy Center, Early Access MP3s, Guns, Woodland Creatures, and More

Dancing Coke Can and Billy Bass Among Kennedy Center Honorees

By 2025-08-15 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: The Killers "Mr. Brightside"

This week we break down the video for "Mr. Brightside" by everyone's favorite Mormon rockers the The Killers. So gather up your multiple wives, throw on your weird underwear, and gather around the ...

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Hard Digest August 13: Early Access Scurvy, Bezos, Free Hugs, and More

Scurvy-Ridden Band Plays Extra Shitty in Hopes Someone Throws Fruit on Stage

By 2025-08-14 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 12: Trump, Early Access AIPAC, Bullies, Aging Bands, and More

Trump Calls in National Guard to Get Washington Under Control After Watching YouTube Video of January 6th

2025-08-13 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 11: Early Access Danzig, Vince Neil, Dating, and More

Nostalgic Glenn Danzig Rekindles Old Lawsuits

By 2025-08-12 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 9: Early Access Ghost, Losers, and Serial Killers

Experts Warn Education Cuts Could Lead to Even More People Thinking Ghost Is a Metal Band

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Hard Digest August 8: Early Access Dave Mustaine, Shoegaze, the Sleepytime Bear, and More

Dave Mustaine Suggests Starting “Supergroup” With James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Robert Trujillo

2025-08-09 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 7: Early Access Earplugs, Government, Ted Cruz, and More

“You Gonna Eat That or Can I?” Asks Guy Who Noticed Your Earwax-Covered Earplugs

By 2025-08-08 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Descendents "I'm the One"

Are you curious about the sperm donation process? Then this is the video for you. We break down everything you need to know about "I'm the One" and alternative ways to conceive.

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Hard Digest August 6: Early Access DUIs, The National, Band Shirts, and More

DUI From Two Beers Kind of Embarrassing

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Hard Digest August 5: Early Access Garth Brooks, Rock Bottom, ICE, and More

Man Who Still Thinks Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines Are Different People Worried About Children’s Media Literacy

2025-08-06 00:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 4: Early Access Ska, Tool, Babies, and More

Ska Reunion Show Ruined by Ska

By 2025-08-05 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 3: Early Access Black Metal, King Gizzard, and Body Issues

Embarrassing: Black Metal Headliner Plays Song About Satan Even Though Opener Already Did That

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Hard Digest August 2: Early Acces THPS, The Navy, and "Brave Little Toaster"

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4 Adds New Realistic Character Who Can’t Skate at All but Still Thinks He’s Better Than Elissa Steamer

2025-08-03 00:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest August 1: Early Access 3 Doors Down, Ratatouille, ISIS, and More

3 Doors Down Song Played at Baseball Game Somehow Worse Than 12-1 Loss

By 2025-08-02 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 31: IDF Soldiers, Early Access Travelling Abroad, Yo Gabba Gabba, Bandcamp, and More

IDF Soldier Terrified For Life After Tiny Baby Gets Enough Food to Survive for Six More Hours

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MVP: Franz Ferdinand "Dark of the Matinee"

Take a trip with us to Scotland to talk about Franz Ferdinand's "Dark of the Matinee." Did we accidentally look up the wrong Franz Ferdinand and spend the entire podcast discussing World War I? Lis...

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Hard Digest July 30: American Eagle, Early Access Missing Kids, Jolene, The Locust, and More

American Eagle Launches New ”Those People Are Just Better at Basketball” Ad Campaign

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Hard Digest July 29: Early Access Incels, South Jersey, Punk Houses, and More

New Government Initiative Invites Incels to Trade In Their Firearms for Bass Guitars

By 2025-07-30 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 28: Busking, Ankles Monitors, Apple Watches, and More

Busker’s Beautiful Rendition of “Yesterday” Really Brought Down by Nearby Public Masturbator

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Hard Digest July 27: Early Access Goths, Jack Black, Work From Home, and More

Metalhead Just Figures It’s Easier To Let His Family Think He’s Goth

By 2025-07-28 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 26: Early Access Merch Guys, Coffee, and Hooters

Dying Merch Guy Wishes to Be Buried in Transparent Plastic Storage Box

By 2025-07-27 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest July 25: Early Access Teen Punks, Eagle Scouts, Sleep, and More

Teen Punk Teeters Between “Make the World a Better Place” Punk or “Total Piece of Shit” Punk

2025-07-26 00:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post