Hard Digest July 24: Hulk Hogan, Ghislaine Maxwell, Early Access, Sleep, "Easy Lover," Music Genres, and More
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By MVP: Dio "Holy Diver"
All hail Murray, the great and evil Dio mascot. This week on the podcast we break down the metal classic "Holy Diver" and tell you everything you need to know about this legendary music video.
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Hard Digest July 23: Starving Children, Sharon Osbourne, Early Access Gym Class, "Hey Jealousy," CPAP Mask, and More
Children Starving in Gaza Wish Trump Would Use Them to Distract from Epstein Scandal
By Hard Digest July 22: RIP Ozzy, MLK Files, Early Access GWAR, Colbert, Self-Care, and More
Rock and Roll Lifestyle Finally Catches Up To Ozzy Osbourne, 76
By Hard Digest July 21: Pam Bondi, Early Access Battle Vests, Mindfulness, Credit Cards, and More
Attorney General Pam Bondi Drops Ukulele Apology Video
By Hard Digest July 20: Early Access Guns, Christian Metal, Cops, and More
Leftist Who Actually Knows Stuff About Guns Suddenly Real Popular in Friend Group
By Hard Digest July 19: Early Access Time, "Her," and Mansplaining
Fabric of Reality Begins to Unravel After Punk Band Starts Show on Time
By Hard Digest July 18: PBS, Early Access Black Metal, Fyre Fest, Drugs, and More
Sesame Street Now Brought to You by Hims
By Hard Digest July 17: Early Access Metalheads, Brand New, Good Samaritans, and More
Poser Metalhead Has Bands You Recognize on His Battle Vest
By MVP: The Chemical Brothers "Let Forever Be"
This week on MVP we break down The Chemical Brothers "Let Forever Be" which is a video that perfectly encapsulates what it's like to work retail when your alarm clock is a guy playing drums in your...
2025-07-17 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest July 16: Early Access Tool, Sex and the City, R.L. Stine, and More
“Lateralus” Played on Loop Overnight Causes iPhone to Become Self-Aware
By Hard Digest July 15: Early Access the Kinsellas, Drag Racing, Autographs, and More
Kinsella Family Reunion Leads to Formation of 12 New Bands
By Hard Digest July 14: Early Access Turnstile, Spinge, Barbie, and More
Chief of Previously Uncontacted Tribe Asks Explorers if They’ve Heard the New Turnstile Album
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Hard Digest July 13: Early Access Pajamas, Male Loneliness, and Rashes
Cancelled Band’s Tour Shirt Demoted to Pajamas
By Hard Digest July 12: Early Access Bluegrass, The National, and JD Vance
Coworker Going to Show You “Bluegrass Tribute to Metallica” Video Whether You Give a Shit or Not
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Hard Digest July 11: Early Access Drinking, Don't Tread on Me, Serial Killers, and More
Metalhead Carefully Considers Answer For Doctor’s “How Many Drinks Per Week” Question That Won’t Send Him To Rehab But Won’t Make Him Look Like A Loser
2025-07-12 00:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest July 10: Grok, Early Access Guns, Sabaton, Gene Simmons, and More
Leftist Software Engineer Wishes He Could Travel Back in Time to Kill Baby MechaHitler
By MVP: The Clash "Rock the Casbah"
You know this song was playing when the USA dropped bombs on Iran, and we are pretty sure that Joe Strummer wouldn't be psyched on that. But today we break down this classic music video for you and...
2025-07-10 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest July 9: Early Access Prison Architecture, Glenn Danzig, Math Rock, and More
College Graduate Who Majored in Prison Architecture Flooded With Job Offers
By Hard Digest July 8: Early Access MAGA, Hall & Oates, Surgeons, and More
MAGA Rapper’s Career Takes Off After Sexual Misconduct Allegations
By Hard Digest July 7: Netanyahu, Early Access Sting, Political Correctness, Zoom, and More
Netanyahu Presents Trump With Blown Up Body of Palestinian Two-Year-Old as Thank You for Continued US Support
Hard Digest July 6: Early Access Therapy, Podcasts, MAGA, and More
Punk Opens Up to Therapist and Confesses Their Love For The Misfits’ “Famous Monsters”
By Hard Digest July 5: Early Access Metalheads, Coffee, RFK Jr., and More
40-Year-Old Metalhead Who Could Headbang for Hours in His 20s Now Gets Dizzy Just Standing Up from Toilet
Hard Digest July 4: Early Access Crowds, Fetterman, Reels, and More
Crowd Apparently Feeling “Whoo” Tonight
By Hard Digest July 3: Early Access Fourth of July and More
Man With $5,000 Grill Pretty Much Just Doing Hot Dogs
By MVP: Beck "Sexx Laws"
This week on MVP we break down an early Jack Black role, his star-making turn in Beck's "Sexx Laws" video that we all know and love.
Watch the video here: 2025-07-03 08:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest July 2: Elon, Diddy, Early Access Losers, Renting, Infant Annihilator, and More
New York Mayor Eric Adams Excited to Give Diddy A Second Key to City That Actually Opens Most Hotel Room Doors
Hard Digest July 1: Early Access Taylor Swift, Coal Chamber, Powerman 5000, and More
Taylor Swift Thrilled to Have an Evening Free to Reply to All 75 Million Unanswered Instagram DMs
2025-07-02 00:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest June 30: Early Access Gregg Ginn, Divorced Dads, Polyamory, and More
New Black Flag Members Mostly Just There to Help Greg Ginn Uninstall His Abundance of Browser Toolbars
Hard Digest June 29: Early Access Millennials, Taco Bell, Death Metal, and More
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