Hard Digest March 16: St. Patrick's Day Primer and More
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By Hard Digest March 15: Early Access Battle Rappers, Bon Iver, and LARPers
Battle Rapper Shocked to Learn Mom Slept With So Many of His Competitors
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Through our partnership with Sumerian records we're giving Hard Times and Hard Drive Patrons two free tickets to see the new indie wrestling film Queen of the Ring in thea...
2025-03-15 01:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest March 14: Early Access The Boss, Tom Waits, Baby Hitler, and More
Bruce Springsteen’s Grandkids Exhausted After Lullaby Last Four Hours, Two Encores
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Hard Digest March 13: Skinny Jeans, TouchTunes, Bluesky, and More
“These Aren’t Your Dad’s Skinny Jeans” Claims Advertisement That Doesn’t Know What the Fuck It’s Talking About
MVP: Beastie Boys "Intergalactic"
It's robots versus weird sea creatures this week on MVP because we are breaking down another classic music video. This time we tell you everything you've ever needed to know about "Intergalactic" s...
2025-03-13 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest March 12: Early Access Neil Armstrong, Gene Hackman, Noise Fests, and More
New Conspiracy Theory Suggests Neil Armstrong Faked Orgasm During Moon Landing
By Hard Digest March 11: Early Access Thrash Metal, HomeGoods, and Birth Rates
Thrash Metal Fan Listens to Doom Metal Records at 78 RPM
By Hard Digest March 10: Early Access Death Metal Logos, Tarantulas, and Abbott Elementary
Death Metal Band Debuts New Logo After Bassist Takes Photo of Cooked Spaghetti He Spilled on the Floor
Hard Digest March 9: Early Access Iron Maiden, Square Dancing, Wheelchair Ramps, and More
Iron Maiden Writes Song About the British Credit Crisis of 1772 After Realizing They’ve Already Covered Every Other Topic in Human History
2025-03-10 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest March 8: Early Access Stevie Nicks, Natalie Portman, Dive Bars, and More
30 Injured at Stevie Nicks Concert in Twirling Session Gone Wrong
By Hard Digest March 7: SpaceX, Early Access Growing Up, Mistakes, Mel Gibson, and More
SpaceX Announces Plans to Stop Putting Teachers On Their Spaceships
By Hard Digest March 6: Early Access Dads, Kids, Venue Disasters, and More
Kid Shocked by How Much Dad Cries in the Bathroom on Take Your Child to Work Day
By MVP: Green Day "Basket Case"
Today we once again take a trip to 1994, which we have established is the best year on record for music, to break down the classic video for Green Day's "Basket Case." The band were labeled sell ou...
2025-03-06 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest March 5: Early Access Festival Posters, Siskel & Ebert, Trump, and More
Man Caught Lying to Blind Date About His Band’s Font Size on Festival Poster
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Hard Digest March 4: Early Access Shows, Chippendales, Trump, and More
Beautiful: Band and Audience Connect Over Desire for Gig to Be Over
By Hard Digest March 3: Early Access Black Flag Vocalists, Mad Max, Trad Wives, and More
Man’s Party Trick Successfully Listing All Black Flag Vocalists in Order
By Hard Digest March 2: Early Access Metalheads, Canada, and Democrats
Highly Recruited High School Metalhead Considering Offers From Multiple Local Pizza Shops
2025-03-03 01:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest March 1: Early Access Anthony Green, Alice In Chains, and Oscar Coverage
Anthony Green Assures Bandmates He “Can Quit Anytime He Wants” After Getting Caught Forming Three More Supergroups
Hard Digest February 28: Economic Blackout, Early Access Sigur Rós, Love Bombing, Vid Kid, and More
Crust Punk Promises to Only Use Parents’ Credit Card for Essentials During Economic Blackout
2025-03-01 01:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest February 27: Early Access One Hit Wonders, Sapiosexual, Wet Food, and More
“One-Hit Wonder” Artist Sorry They Only Produced One Timeless Masterpiece Everyone Loves
2025-02-28 01:00:05 +0000 UTC
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MVP: Journey "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)"
This week on MVP Bill and Dan break down one of the most infamous music videos of all time. Grab your air keyboard and settle in for a complete breakdown of the "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" music...
2025-02-27 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest February 26: Early Access Live Shows, Shy Guys, Brothers, and More
Devastating: Band Still Has a Couple More Songs for You
By Hard Digest February 25: Early Access Lisa Loeb, Wokeness, Undying Love, and More
Lisa Loeb Wins Local Record Store’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” Award For 29th Year in a Row
2025-02-26 01:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest February 24: Early Access Battle of the Bands, Rosie, Circle Pits, and More
Battle of the Bands Ends in Fragile Ceasefire Agreement
By Hard Digest February 23: Early Access Holy Diver, Competency, Emotional Support Dogs, and More
Priest on “Holy Diver” Album Cover Probably Deserved It
By Hard Digest February 22: Early Access Kirk Hammett, Godsmack, and Anarchists
Kirk Hammett Officially Announced as Metallica’s Lead Guitarist After Successful Completion of 42-Year Probationary Period
Hard Digest February 21: Elon, Early Access Kanye, David Lynch, DOGE, and More
From “The Chainsaw of Bureaucracy” to “The Hedge Trimmer of My Kids Speaking to Me,” We Ranked Every Tool in Elon’s Shed
2025-02-22 01:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest February 20: Early Access Steely Dan, BAC, Coke Dick, and More
Man Who Spent 40 Minutes Talking About Steely Dan on First Date Confident It Went Great
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MVP: Megadeth "Sweating Bullets"
Grab your favorite Dave Mustaine clone and settle in for a brand new episode of MVP where Bill and Dan discuss everything you need to know about sweating bullets, like how Dave Mustaine has a black...
2025-02-20 09:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post