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Happy birthday, Rhubarb! Kani Lapuerta! Dean Spade & Morgan & Tourmaline!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. As of yesterday, my whole thing is asking everyone if they know about Dead Horse Bay. 2025-08-31 23:02:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Seizing the means of cinematic production with Kani Lapuerta

This month, Tuck chats with filmmaker Kani Lapuerta (he/him) about his new feature-length documentary, Niñxs. Topics include:

  • What makes a film trans???

  • Diffe...

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Morgan Bassichis! Thanks food!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I am trying to write this newsletter while also learning the Jumanji line dance and also watching my son Cal Raleigh hit 2025-08-24 23:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Marsha! The actual funniest person we know??

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Hope you’re all hanging in there.

This week on the show, we shared an episode of our friend Raquel Willis’s Afterlives podcast. The first season of Afterli...

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the huge news that was promised

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Hope you're all hanging in there. I had planned for this to be a big fun announcement, but then I got food poisoning (shout out to staphylococcus aureus enterotoxins!) and then I...

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Mal returns! Gender Census returns!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I had so much fun at Mal’s show last Sunday! There were old songs, new songs, jokes, props, audience members line-dancing… what...

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Mal Blum is taking away “he” until you’ve earned it back 😤

This month, Tuck chats with Mal about their new album, The Villain. Topics include:

  • Deciding exactly how mean and messy to get in yr breakup album

  • How 2010s-er...

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Whit Washington! Mattie on Tuesday!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. Yesterday was softball playoffs, which means I played in five consecutive softball games, and now my legs don’t work and neither does my bra...

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book news, pod updates, and a crossword cameo

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. Yesterday I messed up my shoulder so badly that I now can’t raise my arm above my shoulder, fresh-top-surgery-style. Then I hit a home run a...

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personal updates and kangaroos

Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’ve been running around all week, so here’s a little personal update why not. This week, I:

  • played 4+ hours of softball and hit two triples :)...

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airplanes are full of mysteries

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I started writing this on a plane on Friday, but I really just wanted to talk about the man next to me on the plane, so I had to save it. But ...

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Sawyer Kemp! Zohran Mamdani! Mckenzee is here!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I just got back from Dyke March, where I chaotically introduced Ozzy to Mckenzee in the middle of an intersection :) and now Mckenzee is readi...

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Sawyer K. Kemp rehashes 17th-century trans gossip

This month, Tuck chats with Sawyer K. Kemp (they/them) about the news that “Ian McKellen Will Open All-Trans Production of Twelfth Night, Shakespeare’s Most Trans Play.” Topics also ...

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idk, happy pride!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What else is there to say?

Gender Conceal subscribers can expect a new episode sometime next week. I intended to release...

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Alison Bechdel! Protest resources!

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Happy Pride! Hope you’re all hanging in there. This week on the show, we fi...

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Back onstage w/ Mattie! Gender Ordeal playlist! Leigh Bowery!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m back from vacation, and the good news is that nobody did anything weird to me during any border crossing. The bad part (not news, obvi) ...

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Niko and Tuck make an all-covers playlist for the ghost bears of Chicago, Ohia

This month, Tuck talks with Niko about her new book, The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman. Topics also include:

  • Coming out as a girl by becoming a grocery store cashier

  • ...

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Introducing: Puffin!!!!!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I am so sorry about how everything is bad. But I have great news, which is: Puffin!!!

2025-05-24 00:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Harron Walker! + can you guess our June guest?

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. This week on the show, I was thrilled to chat with the one and only Harron Walker! Topics include Simpsons DVD commentary tracks, high school ...

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new gender spectrum + the straightest place you’ve ever been

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. Thanks so much to everyone who came to our final Gender Ordeal show!!!!!! (And thank you to everyone else for sticking with me as I promoted a...

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Play along with Gender Ordeal’s famous flag game

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I just gave myself a headache by looking at too many hyper-niche pride flags online, which technically counts as a workplace injury, I think.<...

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Mckenzee returns! Tour almost over!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I love to be like “Gotta do a short one today” and then not write a short one but I have 30 minutes to whip this up so it simply must be a...

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Mckenzee got a medal for Vagina 3 🥉

This month, Tuck and Mckenzee answer your questions about movie reviews, cat dynamics, blue foods, trans emotions, and detective catchphrases. Topics also include:

  • Three tips...

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Caro De Robertis! Two shows this week! 2011 tumblr vibes?

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. This is your final reminder :) that we will be performing our little Gender Ordeal show 2025-04-20 22:37:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Gossip! Tiny breaking news! Also, FROGS!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. It’s been cloudy and drizzly for like a week and my brain has reverted back to its old ways — namely, saying “I should throw myself in t...

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Tix on sale NOW for the LAST Gender Ordeal show!

Babes, you KNOW it's gonna be at the Bell House! With multiple special guests TBA, and they're gonna be GOOD! Honestly, even if you don't live in New York, you might wanna pop over for this if u ha...

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Frankenfemme, Roadkillboy, or Slimergender?

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m out of Insanity Hours for now, so that’s huge. I also went to the A/S/L book launch event at Hive Mind (cute queer books...

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Jeanne Thornton! Trans Day of Snack! Naruto Punching Frog?

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. To the twelve baseball people in the chat: happy (belated) opening day!! I keep saying that I can’t wait to be loballtomized but that joke d...

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You are writing in second person with Jeanne Thornton

This month, Tuck and Ozzy chat with author Jeanne Thornton (she/her). Topics include:

  • Do trans books need to be so sad???

  • What’s up with Jeanne’s new book, and was ...

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TDOS last call! Help Mckenzee & Tuck make a pod? Talia Mae Bettcher!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I have been experiencing what can only be described as Insanity Hours. (No worries lol!) My two coping strategies have been 1) spending ...

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