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The Nerve #34 - Fandango Cappuccino

On the eve of the Italian Grand Prix we commemorate the Freedom Tower who has been replaced by some random Argentinian. I give my take on the second coming of Jesus Christ (kimi antonelli) and expl...

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The Nerve #33 - Urinal Crimes

In this transmission i react to the freedom tower twatting his Williams in FP3 and give my expert ANALysis of qualifying. i also tell a story about an experience i had in the most disturbing place ...

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The Nerve #32 - Incoherent Globalist Ramble

this episode makes more sense if you're a schizophrenic or on crack

or both

ideally both.

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The Nerve #31 - Summer Race War

In this transmission of The Nerve I cover the hot KNEWZ stories that unfolded since the last episode, give my perfectly reasonable opinion on the Paris Olympics, laugh at Danica Patrick before brea...

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DISCORD LAUNCH (+ actual mental breakdown)

For instructions read this:

https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/2...

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The Battle of Britain

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cooking another PHATTY

ok you little freaks the next batch is cooking reaL nice

got a bit carried away making a cinematic masterpiece for the intro but should be out before Michael Masi's second assassination atte...

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The Start of A War

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cooking a fatty

FINALLY a full broadcast is about to be achieved, it will be out before lando fucks max into the wall at copse

no possums where harmed in the making of this video, its death was instantaneou...

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The Nerve #30 - Call the Police

Toto Wolff actually called the police on #teamLH

so lets go through the events cRoNaLOgiKaLLy to try and understand how we got here

its very hot right now in the UK and I had multiple ...

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The Nerve #29 - i lost my ADHD medykayshone

in this transmission of The Nerve i have a 47 minuet long schizophrenic meltdown.

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Retardmaxxing

yes I know its been 5 days since the tip but the FULL SHAFT is here

I was gonna do a bit about pando porris winning Miami but then I got lost down the stroll rabbit hole

my goal with th...

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just the tip

Alright you dirty little bastards, here's the first half of the video early because I respect democracy

I will keep editing the rest and have it out before maxi pad wins the imola Grand Prix...

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Tip now or Full shaft later

ok u little freaks, im still hinge deep in the edit and will be for a couple more days HOWEVER the Stroll section is done so I could upload the first half of the video for you to wank to until the ...

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The Nerve #28 - Lando Trumps Verstappen

for christ i pre recorded the first half of this episode before the race and said Lando was mid cos he bottled it in sprint qualifying on Saturday

BUT THEEENNNN

the bastard wins the rac...

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The Nerve #27 - Voicemail Activism

yes I know I had a lot of coffee

i scream about Ferrari's new partnership with HP and the sort of illicit activities these new corporate sponsorships get up to

i also take act...

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F1 back in the CCP

我想說的是,中國政府不腐敗。我很安全,沒有任何危險。請幫我。

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The Nerve #26 - im moving to Somalia

I spend the first 28 minuets of this episode screaming about the British government and my plan to take the RPM enterprise international.

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18 Year Old COOKS Lewis Hamilton

My PHULL ANALysis of the main stories over the past 2 races

I pulled a big brain moov and stitched in the test video I got from last week as the intro

Before people comment 'isNt tHaT...

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The Nerve #25 - Happy Birthday Adolf

susie wolf maybe orchestrating genocide and pewis pamiltons music gave my ears an aneurysm

i will not wish you a happy birthday unless you pay me one million pounds

happy easter

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The Nerve #24 - Set yourself on fire

my technical ANALysis of the Australian Grand Prix

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bathtub test edit

ok baby gurls

the tub is now fully opperRAYshoneAL and ready to broadcast

little test edit to get the JEWces flowing

i think i need to move the camera cos lil kimy isn'...

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Back in the Tub

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 

Was gonna do an update vid but id just ramble and not make sense so here’s the squeeze.

We’re going back to the bathtub baby. 

Cos every...

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The Nerve #23 - Foreheadmaxxing

prepare for thermonuclear war. 


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The Horndog Files

if there's any lawyers in the patreon pls DM me I may need help 


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RPM Awards 2023


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Update: Cucking a phat one

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The Nerve #22 - Burn in Hell

in this transmission I discuss this weeks car launches, give an update on the Horndog investyGAYshone and answer some perfectly reasonable questions.




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The Nerve #21 - Horndog InvestyGAYshone

in this transmission of the nerve i scream about the pewis pamilton ferrari bombshell, the AccusaySHONEs against red bull big dick Christian Horny as well as answer some of your perfectly reasonabl...

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The EXACT Moment Max Verstappen Became A Monster...

goon material for the verstappen shaggers 

Perez simps might wanna sit this one out 



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