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Podcast 59 show notes

Some things to go with the latest show. Pics this week are of Jonny's temporary home, Freddie Flintoff's retro pest glasses, some Snap On trousers, and Ford's strange press release headline for the...

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Podcast 59 - Trapped in an empty airport

Like that Tom Hanks movie but in German, Jonny explains how he lost his passport and ended up living in Frankfurt Airport. 

Also in this episode, the daftness of sheep, the even greater ...

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Podcast 58 show notes

Quite a free-wheeling episode, this one. The lead image is, of course, of Jonny with the two Sierras about to feature in the latest Late Brake Show video. 

News of the Alfa Giulietta's d...

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Podcast 58 - The great smell of Sierra

Jonny has been driving an amazing 1980s Ford with just one thing missing. 

Also in this episode, American podcast plum shaving promos, vasectomy memories, changing your wiper blades, a l...

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Podcast 57 show notes

Lead image this week is of Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street. Of course it is. Next pic is of the Swear Engine Metro plane (it's actually called the Fairchild Swearingen Metroliner) and the third...

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Podcast 57 - The wheeltrim fairy

How to bring Christmas cheer armed only with six sets of plastic wheel covers. 

Also in this episode, spotting a Triumph Stag in a hurry, what happens when your throttle gets stuck open,...

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Podcast 56 show notes

A particularly freewheeling show this week, even by Smith and Sniff standards. The second pic here is genuinely one of the photos from the accidentally mucky Ford Thunderbird ad talked about in thi...

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Podcast 56 - What does Sade drive?

An amazing story from a listener has Jonny and Richard wondering what a sophisticated singer might have in her garage. 

Also in this episode, Monty Don's car theft gardening, a song that...

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Podcast 55 - Santa Pod sleepover

Jonny wants Richard to spend a weekend at a drag strip sleeping in a van. Richard does not want to do this. 

Also in this episode, Quentin Willson's palm parking masterclass, power steer...

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Podcast 55 show notes

Hi gang.

A load of photos for you this week. First of all, a brief sense of what Santa Pod is all about, as if you didn't know. Then we have a pair of listeners' excellent Deceased Spec cars,...

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Podcast 54 show notes

A load of pics for you this week, starting with the brown Audi A2 that Jonny was perilously close to bidding upon. We recorded the show at the end of last week and there's always a chance some of t...

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Podcast 54 - Car buying, live from eBay

Jonny is distracted by a bargain-priced Audi A2 auction about to end. Also in this episode, talking to previous owners of your car, Bluetooth phone dramas, classified ads that give too much informa...

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Are you happy?

Hello Patrons,*

No show notes for this week's double bill of podcasts because hopefully they provide answers in and of themselves. Sort of. Instead, we'd like to check in with you, our fine a...

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Podcast 53 - Ask us anything, volume 2

In a special bonus episode we answer some more of your questions. 

Topics include disappointing cars, 500 quid snotters, how to improve F1, explaining SPOWATAAAAH man, upsetting car comp...

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Podcast 52 - Ask us anything, volume 1

Jonny and Richard answer questions from Patrons covering topics such as their chosen BL car for life, dodgy car buying transactions, things that don't fit on lorries, the Sultan of Brunei's car key...

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Podcast 51 - Vigilante car detailing

Jonny has an idea for spreading a little kindness and Richard now lives in a noisy Kia neighbourhood. 

Also in this episode, vehicular Vocoders, unexpectedly good heel and toeing cars, r...

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Episode 51 show notes

Hello again. Some Knight Rider themed pictures this week, starting with K.I.T.T. in 'super pursuit' mode. The other two pictures are of a Californian train derailment which damaged a load of cars, ...

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DON'T ask us anything

QUESTIONS, QUESTIONS, SO MANY QUESTIONS! 

Thanks ever so much for all the questions so far gang. We're overwhelmed by the brilliant response. We're going to get through as many as we can...

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Podcast 50 - Du Sporrrrrrrrrrgh

Jonny has been driving the Peugeot 508 Sport Engineering while Richard has been having gin-fuelled thoughts about the GR Yaris. 

Also in this episode, conversational ticks, reading car m...

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Podcast 50 show notes

Hello hello. Here's some more supporting evidence to go with this week's audio drivel. In our photo section we have a Peugeot 508 Sporrrrrr (it's actually called the 508 Sport Engineered), Martin B...

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Podcast 49 show notes

This week, pictures of the Mitsubishi RVR Open Gear and the Citroen e-C4. But not Jonny's Jackie Stewart-endorsed Allegro bumpers because he can't find them. 

More MRI scan info from the...

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Podcast 49 - JDM nonsense

Jonny has been offered some rotten weirdness. Also in this episode, sending Sir Jackie Stewart a Ford Scorpio full of tat for his birthday, mice treating dead insects like crisps, why The A-Team wa...

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Podcast 48 show notes

Sabine at her finest: https://youtu.be/BQJKQjXpGQA

That Confused ad. Note the wonky damping on the Merc at the end: View Post

Podcast 48 - Starting quietly

We start this episode by paying tribute to Sabine Schmitz and Murray Walker.

Later, talk turns to a Mercedes with knackered dampers in an advert, getting injured by a SEAT Marbella, the stern...

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Podcast 47 show notes

Lead image this week is of what Jonny calls a "showboating" ride-on lawnmower, the British Anzani Lawnrider. The other images are of Richard's new Range Rover, and the dashboards of the VW ID.4 and...

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Podcast 47 - That's a negative, lawnrider

Jonny has been mowing the grass and driving some new cars. Also in this episode, the exploding Megabus of rockets, splashing on the Brut, the great smells of summer, things you see from trains, the...

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Podcast 46 - show notes

Some additional info and pics to go with the latest podcast. The main photo this week is of Bon Jovi in full eighties pomp. The bracelet budget alone must have been enormous. Other pictures are of ...

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Podcast 46 - Beer festival waistcoat Croc Dundee hat and ponytail man

That chap you always see at real ale events. He probably has a mark 1 Discovery. Also in this episode, more on F1 drivers trolling track days, the badly advertised bounty of Gumtree, failing to add...

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Podcast 45 - show notes

Hello again. A few bits and bobs to go with ep45 of the podcast. The pictures this week are of Gordon Murray's T.50s, the McLaren Atora, the Land Rover Defender V8 (note the blue front brake callip...

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Podcast 45 - Lewis Hamilton's trackday Discovery 2

F1 drivers terrorising track days in totally unsuitable cars. Also in this episode, the stress of waiting for an MOT result, the relentless underachievement of the Smith and Sniff YouTube channel, ...

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