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Edith Surreal! Duo the owl aiding and abetting my depression!

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Hope you’re hanging in there. Most of my friends are still in quarantine so I let myself get sucked into a Duolingo diamond tournament (iykyk) and frankly I think everyone invo...

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Jules Gill-Peterson! New merch! HRT but the H stands for hedgehog?

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Hope you’re hanging in there and also wearing your mask! Maybe it’s just a fluke that I know ten people with covid right now (or like seven if you think that 2022-07-09 00:50:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Jackson King! Grant winners! Happy birthday, Niko!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I’m currently watching the hummingbird family that lives outside my house and thinking about how they don’t know about the Supreme Court. ...

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Entering the Mario Kart Cinematic Universe with Niko Stratis

Welcome back! This month, we’ve got an absolute banger of an episode for ya, featuring 2022-06-29 20:25:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Gretchen Felker-Martin! Bad apartments! The yawning abyss! lol!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I woke up at 6:30am fully dressed (oops), immediately got a 15-minute nosebleed, cleaned that up and immediately walked through a giant spider...

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Fran Tirado! Rewards update! Are ghosts real?

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I finally remembered to finish up the very last round of $10 patreon rewards, so if I owe you one of those, keep an eye on your mail next week...

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Amy Schneider! Trans Census! Blob Gender?!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I spent the first half of the week laughing at replies to the 2022-06-11 04:42:10 +0000 UTC View Post

June merch! Trans Jeopardy! Fire Island!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. It is very rainy here but I’ve heard it’s summer in other places, so I hope you are enjoying whatever climate crisis you happen to be expe...

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Trans Studies Quarterly Quarterly with Cassius Adair

Welcome back to Gender Conceal! This month, we’re speaking with honorary Gender Reveal producer Cassius Adair (who also has a PhD in something from somewhere**) about Trans Studies Quarterly and ...

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Imogen Binnie! Piss Christmas! Cowboy boot coffee! Many links!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I have said this already but I think it i...

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Jo Krishnakumar! Nevada! Dogtorates!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. It’s still very cloudy and cool here in Portland, but every day they say “tomorrow will be warm and sunny!” and every day they are wrong...

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TAYLOR ALXNDR! Good dogs! Good advice! Etc!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I am currently eating a LOT of popcorn because scientifically it’s impossible to suffer when you’re eating popcorn.

Anyway, this wee...

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Avery Tucker! Trans + Disabled Solidarity! 62% Homosexual!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there! Maybe an unrealistic hope but I’m doing it anyway.

I just put a really beautiful new design in the merch shop that I wanted to share w...

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Edgar Gomez! Don’t Say Straight! Merch & grants end tomorrow!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. We’ve got a bunch of announcements/reminders this week, which you may or may not have already seen me post about today:

First off, to...

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Being Trans and Feeling Bad with Hil Malatino

It’s our first official Gender Conceal episode! We’re sharing Tuck’s recent conversation with 2022-04-29 03:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post

River Butcher! Bad allies! Dogs in hats!

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Every time I write “hope you’re hanging in there,” I momentarily reflect on the weird bullshit going on in the world in the last week. How is there always new weir...

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River recaps all of baseball in 90 seconds.

Howdy! I'm testing out the new podcast feed by sharing this little two-minute clip of River and I talking about baseball. This was weirdly one of the most personally informative sections of the int...

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Spring grants! Restocked threats! Next week’s guest! Sea bream!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. The hits just keep coming! And by hits, I mean anti-trans hit pieces.

First and foremost, congrats to Briana Bush for guessing all three...

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Season Nine Spoilers Anagram Game!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I just abruptly realized that I need to leave the house in half an hour, so this one is gonna be quick. (These always take a while to put toge...

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alive, ahaha, fuck. (happy TDoS!)

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Hope you're all hanging in there. I'm not!!!!!! Physically, I am on the floor. Mentally, I am here...

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quick heads-up about our new audio feed

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Just a quick note: I'm about to click a button to create our new patreon-only audio feed. Patreon isn't giving us a lot of flexibility in how this happens, so I wanted to give yo...

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free events! snack fundraiser merch! cool rocks!

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Hope you're all hanging in there. Trans Day of Visibility/Having a Nice Snack is coming up next week, and while 2022-03-27 22:57:20 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon restructuring! Free t4t essays! Cat stuff!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I have been less online than normal this week, but I have to assume that things are still Not Good out there. And with all of the global Not G...

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Death! Sex! Money! Cyclone! Newt! Ow!

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Hope you're all hanging in there. Obviously we're still extremely in ...

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survey results! snacking gently! instantly and naturally gay!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. We're not going to get into it here, but the news is obviously terrible and scary, and I hope you're taking care of yourselves the best ...

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Patreon Survey!!! ✨ Win fun prizes!!! ✨

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In These Uncertain Times, with a fresh war unfolding overseas and a figurative war against trans youth unfolding in states across the country for no goddamn reason — plus plent...

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Iconic New Merch! Homo Schedule! Trans Love?!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there.

You might have noticed us pop into yr podcast feed earlier today. We’re still several weeks away from the launch of Season 9, but in t...

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Ski ballet! Chicken nuggets! Bisexual thruples! Adult Build-a-Bear!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I just spent six hours(!) trying to write one draft of one article and now I am air-frying a few fancy chikn nuggets and trying to retain my g...

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Day of Snack planning! Personal tasks! Music for yr plants! 🎧🌱❤️🍩

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. The sun is briefly shining here, and the first flowers of the season are starting to poke out of the ground, and I’m trying hard to take it ...

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Ev’Yan Whitney! Cute critters and feral creatures!

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Hope you’re all hanging in there. I am feeling increasingly feral and decreasingly coherent, so that’s good probably.

(Writing that sentence made me remember 2022-02-03 04:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post