Hard Digest October 5: Diddy & Garth, Early Access Chappell Roan, Moo Deng, and More
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By Hard Digest October 3: Early Access GY!BE, Bad Habits, Tool Fans, and More
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Vocalist Mortified to Learn Microphone Unplugged for Last 27 Years
2024-10-04 00:00:09 +0000 UTC
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MVP: The Get Up Kids "Action & Action"
Take a trip back to 1999, a few short years before Myspace came along and made the word "Emo" a slur. This week Bill and Dan breakdown everything you've ever needed to know about The Get Up Kids "A...
2024-10-03 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest Ocotber 2: Tim Walz, Early Access Michael Meyers, Jorts, and More
Tim Walz Grilled During VP Debates About His Claim That He Was At Fugazi Show Where Guy Picciotto Climbed in Basketball Hoop
Hard Digest October 1: Vice Presidential Debate, Dave Grohl, Early Access Articles, and More
Tim Walz Debating Chatbot Trained Entirely On Your Uncle’s Social Media Feeds In Preparation For Vance Debate
Hard Digest September 30: Early Access Smashing Pumpkins, Child Custody, Cardiologists, and More
National Archives Releases Documents Proving the Smashing Pumpkins’ “Tonight, Tonight” Moon Landing Was Faked
Hard Digest September 29: Early Access Audiophiles, Dads, Toilet Paper, and More
Newly Declared Audiophile Exclusively Listens To Vinyl Since Ex Took Him Off Spotify Premium Plan
2024-09-30 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest September 28: Early Access Country Musician, Raw Denim, Drinking, and More
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
By Hard Digest September 27: Early Access Green Day, Tim Burton, J.D. Vance, and More
Green Day Reveals “American Idiot” More Specifically About Time Tré Cool Ate Big Plate of Lasagna and Didn’t Wait 30 Minutes Before Going in Pool
2024-09-28 00:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest September 26: Early Access Last Day of Ska Week and More
QR Code Once Again Mistaken For Great Ska Logo
By MVP: Foo Fighters "Everlong"
This week on MVP we discuss the classic music video for "Everlong" and break down every single aspect of the video and Dave Grohl's personal life. Other than his recent affair, because that happene...
2024-09-26 08:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest September 25: Ska Week Early Access and More
Man Who Likes Everything But Rap and Country Admits He Forgot About Ska
By Hard Digest September 24: Ska Week Continues and a Lot More
Bob Dylan Wondering if It’s Too Late to Do a Genre-Defining Ska Album
By Hard Digest September 23: Ska Week Early Access and More
Man Forces Romantic Partners to Sign NDA About His Love of Ska
By Hard Digest September 22: Laura Jane Grace and Early Ska Week Access
Laura Jane Grace and the Mississippi Medicals Debut EP Technically the Closest Thing Anyone in Mississippi Has to Healthcare
Hard Digest September 21: Early Access Anthony Kiedis, Weighted Blankets, Zillow, and More
Affordable Date Night: Anthony Kiedis Gets Senior Discount While Girlfriend Orders off Kids Menu
2024-09-22 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest September 20: Early Access Tom Waits, Edging, Ben Shapiro, Landlords, and More
Tom Waits Finally Clears Throat Revealing Actual Falsetto Voice
By Hard Digest September 19: Early Access the DMV, presidential candidates, New Jersey, and More
Woman Who Lost Entire Wallet Considers Elaborate Identity Theft Scheme to Avoid Calling Banks and the DMV
MVP: The Smashing Pumpkins "Today"
This week on MVP Bill and Dan recorded an entire episode about the music video for "Today." Then Billy Corgan came in and rerecorded all the parts himself. It actually turned out pretty good, he do...
2024-09-19 10:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest September 18: Early Access Guitars, Verbal Abuse, Rock Radio, and More
Guitar Enters Wall Decoration Phase
By Hard Digest September 17: Secret Service, Early Access Uber Drivers, Michale Graves, Bank Robbers, and More
Secret Service Considers Asking Agents Back to Office at Least Two Days a Week
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Hard Digest September 16: Early Access Box Sets, Popcorn Buckets, Junk Drawers, and More
Most Americans Giving Up The Dream of Owning 30th Anniversary Box Set
By Hard Digest September 15: Early Access Smashed Guitars, Television, Chromeo, and More
Scientists Confirm Smashed Guitars Feel Pain
By Hard Digest September 14: Dave Navarro Punched, Early Acces Black Sabbath, Trent Reznor, and More
Dave Navarro Admits He’s Surprised Nobody Punched Him Sooner
By Hard Digest September 13: Early Access Rings of Power, Taylor Swift, Vacations, and More
Metal Band Forced To Watch Every Episode of “Rings of Power” To Find Unused Band Name
2024-09-14 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest September 12: Early Access Dog Adoption, VH1, Divorced Dads, and More
Adoption Form for Elderly Dog with Gangrene Requires Everyone in Household to Have Pentagon Clearance
2024-09-13 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
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MVP: They Might Be Giants "Birdhouse In Your Soul"
This week on MVP Bill and Dan break down the classic video for "Birdhouse In Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants. If you like lightbulbs and weird dances, this is the video for you.
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2024-09-12 09:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest September 11: Dog Eating, Early Access Insurance, Nirvana, Straight Edge Parents, and More
I Immigrated to This Country Illegally To Have a Post-Birth Abortion and Eat Your Dog – Here’s Why I’m Voting for Trump
Hard Digest September 10: Debate Coverage, Early Access Fat Mike, Countdown to Extinction, Swing Revival, and More
Trump Deviates From Debate To Deliver Tangent About “The Late Great Darth Vader” And His “Wonderful Empire”