Hard Digest June 22: Early Access Summer Clothing, Instagram, Social Interactions, and More Free Vinyl,
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BY Hard Digest June 21: Early Access Joe Rogan, Chappell Roan, The Crusades, Credit Card Debt, and More
Joe Rogan Accidentally Books Mindforce After Mistaking Them for Supplement Company
BY Hard Digest June 20: Kendrick, Early Access Male Feminists, Gordon Ramsay, Sigur Ros, and More
Male Feminist Corrects Female Coworker by Insisting She Had “Women’s” Night Out
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The beauty of being a Patron is you get to see things that the social media companies take down immediately. We thought we were playing by the rules, but I guess not. Anyway, here is a promotional ...
2024-06-20 21:19:12 +0000 UTC View PostMvp: Madonna "Like a Prayer"
We are down on our knees ready to take you there with an all-new episode of Mvp. This week Bill and Dan break down the iconic, controversial, and bat shit crazy video for "Like a Prayer" and Bill t...
2024-06-20 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest June 19: Justin Timberlake, Ted Cruz, Early Access Healthy Eating, The Worst -Phile, Feminist Allies, and More
Justin Timberlake Writes Entire Album About How Long Island Iced Tea Is a Lying Whore
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Hard Digest June 18: NBA Final, Early Access Popeye, Lemon Law, Losers, and More
Boston Celtics Beat Dallas Mavericks in NBA Championship as Final Revenge for JFK
BY Hard Digest June 17: Early Access "All the Small Things," Therapists, Stolen Riffs, and More
Scientists Confirm 97% of Millennials Programmed To Stop Where They Are and Sing Along to “All the Small Things”
Hard Digest June 16: Father's Day, Early Access Original Lineups, Chicken Parm, Good Guys With Guns, and More
Band Launches “See Original Lineup Before One of Them Dies” Tour
2024-06-17 00:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest June 15: Early Access Father's Day, Boomers, and More
Absent Father Who Just Buys His Kids’ Love and Affection Is Honestly Fucking Crushing It
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Hard Digest June 14: X, Early Access Firefighters, Grave Digger, The Green Mile, Local Pizza, and More
Closeted Republican Politicians Breathe Sigh of Relief as X Makes Likes Private
BY Hard Digest June 13: Early Access Pledge of Allegiance, James Bond, Toyotathon, and More
Heartbreaking: Annoying Kid That Refused to Do Pledge of Allegiance in High School Was 100% Right
2024-06-14 00:00:08 +0000 UTC
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MVP: Suicidal Tendencies "Institutionalized"
Grab a Pepsi and tell your parents you hate them, this week Bill and Dan break down the classic music video for "Institutionalized." If you like skateboarding, angst, and bad lip syncing then this ...
2024-06-13 10:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest June 12: Early Access Taylor Swift, Rivers Cuomo, Mickey Mouse, and More
Guy Who Hates Taylor Swift Finally Hears One of Her Songs
BY Hard Digest June 11: Early Access Food Trucks, Mentos, Bob Dylan, and More
Regrets of Going to Show on Tuesday Night Lessened by Food Truck Parked Outside
BY Hard Digest June 10: Early Access Door Guy, Waiters, Taco Tuesday, and More
Bummer: Entire Show Cancelled After Door Guy Loses Marker
BY Hard Digest June 9: Early Access Free Climbing, They Might Be Giants, Envy, and More
Punk Attempting to Free Climb 6’4” Man Blocking His View of Stage
BY Hard Digest June 8: Early Access Milo Goes to Trade School, Missed Connections, Skateboarding, Adult Leagues, and More
Annoying Conservative Tells Milo He “Should Have Gone to Trade School Instead”
BY Hard Digest June 7: Early Access RHCP, Couples Therapy, Pride, Emily the Strange, and More
Parents Force Teenage Son to Listen to Entire Red Hot Chili Peppers Discography as Punishment for Adding “Dani California” to Family Playlist
2024-06-08 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest June 6: Israel Bombing, Steve Bannon, Early Access AxC, Gentrifcation, Day Trader Dominance, and More
Israel Shows Support For Western Culture By Committing Mass Murder At School
BY Mvp: Beastie Boys "Sabotage"
Today we break down one of the best music videos of all time. If "Sabotage" isn't in your top 3 favorite music videos then go take a long hard look in the mirror, then call your parents and ask the...
2024-06-06 18:59:38 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest June 5: Early Access Creative Projects, Nosferatu, Ball Busting, and More
Man Finally Feeling Ready to Begin Creative Project 80 Years After Dying
BY Hard Digest June 4: Slipknot, Early Access Hot Topic, Addiction, Golden Tickets, and More
Circle of Life: Man Conceived In Bathroom At Slipknot Concert Plans to Follow in His Parent’s Footsteps At 25th Anniversary Tour
2024-06-05 00:00:03 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest June 3: The First Female President?, Early Access Goths, Brain Cancer, Metalheads, and More
President Biden Promises If Re-Elected America Will Have First Female President Within Three Months
2024-06-04 00:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest June 2: Early Access Danzig, Hybrids, Wind Farms, and More
Black Cat at Adoption Event Still Holding Out Hope Danzig Will Show Up
BY Hard Digest June 1: Trump's Big Wave, Early Access Brand New Coverups, Malaise, Birds, and Taylor Swift
Long Island Tattooer Still Makes Good Living Covering Up Brand New Lyrics
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2024-06-02 00:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest May 31: Trump Fallout, Early Access The Red Chord, Drinking, Target, Banking, and More
QAnon Follower Desperately Trying to Decipher Significance of “34” in Trump’s 34 Convictions
2024-06-01 00:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest May 30: Trump Trial Updates, Early Access Instagram Doctors, Barenaked Ladies, Blood Donations, and More
Donald Trump Announces Sweeping New Policy On Prison Reform
BY Mvp: The White Stripes "Fell In Love With A Girl"
This week Bill and Dan break down the award winning video for "Fell In Love With A Girl" from The White Stripes. Travel back in time with us to 2002 as we dig into every single detail you will ever...
2024-05-30 09:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest May 29: Early Access Ukulele, Family, Divinyls, and More
Ukulele Player Realizes Full Potential Recording Song for Herpes Medication Ad Campaign
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