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Hard Digest December 27: Early Access Ian MacKaye, Pamela and Tommy Lee, Radio Stations, and More

Panicked Ian MacKaye Frantically Calling Documentarians After Remembering Anecdote About ‘80s Hardcore He Hasn’t Told Anyone Yet

2024-12-28 01:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 26: Early Access Time Travel, Cybertrucks, Break Ups, and More

Local Band With Just Drummer and Guitarist Must Have Time Traveled From 2011

By 2024-12-27 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: The Smashing Pumpkins "Tonight, Tonight"

Do you like Zeppelin rides and exploding moon men? Then we have good news for you. Today we break down The Smashing Pumpkins classic video for "Tonight, Tonight" and we barely even talk about Billy...

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Hard Digest December 25: Early Access Tattoos, Trad Husbands, Blood Work, and More

Punk Wishes He Had Gotten Tattoo of Alkaline Trio’s Heart Logo Instead of a Dog Shitting Razorblades

2024-12-26 01:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 24: Early Access Christmas Crap, and More

Guy Wishing for Class War This Christmas Will Settle for a Decent Panini Press

By 2024-12-25 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 23: Early Access Caroling, Santa, Hot Topic, and More

Black Metal Christmas Carolers Only Reach Three Houses Before Murdering Each Other

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Hard Digest December 22: Early Access Trump Administration, Fursuits, and Violinists

Trump Administration Poised to Remove Federal Protections for California’s Last Known Aquabats

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Hard Digest December 21: Early Access Ron DeSantis, Meet Cutes, Beatles Docs, Gift Ideas, and more

Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

By 2024-12-22 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 20: Early Access Hallmark Movies, Elf on a Shelf, Breaking Benjamin, and More

Punk Hallmark Movie Features Scene Veteran Opening Piercing Shop in Cozy Small Town

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Hard Digest December 19: Gavin Newsom, Early Access Quentin Tarantino, Community College, Bartenders, and More

Gavin Newsom Calls for State of Emergency After Realizing He Hasn’t Been In the News For a Couple of Weeks

2024-12-20 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Ramones "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)"

Christmas is almost here and that means it's time to visit another classic Ramones video, this time it's a tribute to the whacky world of domestic violence. Cuddle up with your sweetheart and give ...

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use the code THANKYOU on hardshoppes.com -- thank you for supporting us! Let us know what you pick up!

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Hard Digest December 18: Early Access Sisqo, Santa, Band Shirts, and More

Sisqó Teams Up with New York Philharmonic for “Thong Song 2025”

By 2024-12-19 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 17: Early Access David Bowie, Male Loneliness, KFC, and More

David Bowie Fan Has Completely Different Personality Every Time You See Them

By 2024-12-18 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 16: OpenAI, Early Access Grindcore, First Shows, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, and More

OpenAI Honors Dead Whistleblower by Feeding His Complaints Into New Language Learning Models

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Hard Digest December 15: Early Access Dream Theater, Co-Workers, and Facebook

Friend Group of Dream Theater Fans Makes Pact To Lose Their Virginities Before They’re Eligible for Social Security Benefits

2024-12-16 01:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 14: Early Access GWAR, Facebook Shirts, Moms, and More

GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day

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Sumerian and Hard Times team up for print editions, animated sketches, and comic book collabs

Hard Times celebrated 10 years of existence a couple days ago (We think, Bill and I aren't 100% sure on the date). But without you, the people who decided to chip in when we most needed it, we prob...

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Hard Digest December 13: Early Access Hot Topic, Touring, "Speed," and More

Hot Topic Staff Swaps Out “The Nightmare Before Christmas” Halloween Merch For “The Nightmare Before Christmas” Christmas Merch

2024-12-14 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest December 12: Our Punk of the Year Revealed, Early Access $6.66, Elon, Joe Biden, and More

Luigi Mangione is The Hard Times’ 2024 Punk of the Year

By 2024-12-13 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: REM "Losing My Religion"

Consider this: We break down the REM classic "Losing My Religion" to help you get into the Christmas spirit. Bill and Dan discuss everything from Michael Stipe's wardrobe to Michael Stipe's dance m...

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Hard Digest December 11: Early Access Scrub Daddy, Local Businesses, Charity, and More

Makers of Scrub Daddy Release New “Scrub Sub” For Those Filthy, Dirty, Misbehaving Stains

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Hard Digest December 10: Jay-Z, Hawk Tuah Coin, Early Access Criss Angel, Weezer, Nancy Pelosi, and More

Jay-Z Quietly Pays Luigi Mangione’s Court Fees to Express Gratitude for Dominating Media Attention

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Hard Digest December 9: CEO Shooter, Early Access Joanna Newsom, Stryper, Project 2025, and More

Altoona McDonald’s 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors

2024-12-10 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

MVP: Radiohead "Just"

If the weight of the world is crushing your spirits then watching the video for "Just" might not be a great idea, you will probably just end up lying down on the sidewalk and never moving again. We...

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Hard Digest December 1: Early Access Tote Bags, TRL, Jeff Lynne, and More

Missing Woman Found at Bottom of Tote Bag

By 2024-12-02 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 30: Early Access Scott's Bass Lessons, Columbia House, Five Finger Death Punch, and More

Scott’s Bass Lessons Unveils Exclusive 90-Minute Masterclass on Shoving an Ampeg 8×10 into a 1994 Toyota Corolla

2024-12-01 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 29: Early Access Iron & Wine, Marathons, Patriotism, and More

Iron & Wine Fan Visibly Winded After Hearing Song at 100BPM

By 2024-11-30 01:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Hard Digest November 28: Early Access Democrats, Parents, Rivers Cuomo, and More

Top Democrats Ask Netanyahu if “We’re Still Friends” After Trump Victory

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MVP: Sick of It All "Step Down"

Today we are thankful for the Sick of It All video for "Step Down" that taught an entire generation the correct way to mosh. Bill and Dan break it all down.

Watch the video: 2024-11-28 22:04:38 +0000 UTC View Post