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Hello again everyone,
Bill here, Editor-in-Chief and cofounder of The Hard Times. I took an old computer out of storage and realized it has the ability to burn C...
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Have you ever been looking at a Hard Times photo and thought "that could be me, I'm way better looking than that person"? Well today could ...
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Did you know we put out a book detailing the first 40 years of our publication? We break down our top coverage from each decades music and culture scene.
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